Okay, here we go. Rebaclampett7, yes, this will be the same girl-saves-the-day thing. Nala5, you will now find out who the mushu guy is.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the laptop at my fingers. Actually, that belongs to my parents. Well crap, I own absolutely nothing!

Way after a certain someone-in-an-invisibility-cloak left, Hermione was all out of tears. She just sat on the bench, soaking wet, thinking. Then she heard the familiar laughing of a certain blue-whatever-he-is, Peeves (what is he anyway?). "Go away, Peeves. I'm not in the mood."

"Sorry, no can do. I've been ordered by someone who is to remain anonymous to get you and Harry together." said Peeves.

"Well, what can I do? He didn't like it when I tried to be girly."

"Then, why don't you try being like a boy?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Pretend to be a boy, trying out for the all boy quidditch team. Impress him there, reveal you're a girl when the time is right, he loves you. Simple as 1,2,pie."

Hours later, there sat Hermione. Or, should I say, Herman. (I know, that name sucks. But, you gotta better idea?) Peeves sat there chuckling. "Well you better get going. Try-outs start in an hour."

Harry paced back and forth, looking at the new "recruits".

"We will be here all weekend." He stated, "We will EAT here, SLEEP here, and TRAIN here, until you are ready."

Hermione/Herman was nervous as heck. What if he recognized her? No, he won't. Her disguise is to good. She hid her hair under a cap, leaving it out just enough to look like she had boy-length hair. WAY to big robes and NO MAKE-UP(AAAAAAH! IT BURNS!) later, she looked just like a boy.

Harry threw all of them a broomstick. "When all of you can fly 400m in the air, you will be ready." Everyone tried, but no one succeeded. Hermione, well, let's just say she won't be able to sit down for a while.

Let's get down to business

To defeat

The huns

"Who are the huns?" one of the boys whispered.

Everyone else just shrugged

Did they send me daughters

When I asked

For sons?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Somehow I'll

Make a man

Out of you.

They all tried to dodge the bludgers, but only Harry succeeded. Again.

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man out of you

The other boys(and Hermione) started singing too.

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Be a man

We must be swift as the coursing river

Be a man

With all the force of a great typhoon

Be a man

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

Harry walked up to Hermione, and thrust her pack of clothes into her stomach.

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make a man out of you?

Be a man

We must be swift as the coursing river

Hermione looked at her broomstick.

Be a man

With all the force of a great typhoon

She grabbed it, and started flying while the sun started rising.

Be a man

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Be a man

We must be swift as the coursing river

Be a man

With all the force of a great typhoon

Be a man

With all the strength of a raging fire

When all the boys came out, there she was. 500m above the stadium!

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Even Harry was proud, shooting his million dollar grin all those 500m up.

How was that? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! In case you couldn't tell, Peeves is the Mushu like person in the story.