Okay, here we go. Rebaclampett7, yes, this will be the same girl-saves-the-day thing. Nala5, you will now find out who the mushu guy is.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the laptop at my fingers. Actually, that belongs to my parents. Well crap, I own absolutely nothing!
Way after a certain someone-in-an-invisibility-cloak left, Hermione was all out of tears. She just sat on the bench, soaking wet, thinking. Then she heard the familiar laughing of a certain blue-whatever-he-is, Peeves (what is he anyway?). "Go away, Peeves. I'm not in the mood."
"Sorry, no can do. I've been ordered by someone who is to remain anonymous to get you and Harry together." said Peeves.
"Well, what can I do? He didn't like it when I tried to be girly."
"Then, why don't you try being like a boy?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Pretend to be a boy, trying out for the all boy quidditch team. Impress him there, reveal you're a girl when the time is right, he loves you. Simple as 1,2,pie."
Hours later, there sat Hermione. Or, should I say, Herman. (I know, that name sucks. But, you gotta better idea?) Peeves sat there chuckling. "Well you better get going. Try-outs start in an hour."
Harry paced back and forth, looking at the new "recruits".
"We will be here all weekend." He stated, "We will EAT here, SLEEP here, and TRAIN here, until you are ready."
Hermione/Herman was nervous as heck. What if he recognized her? No, he won't. Her disguise is to good. She hid her hair under a cap, leaving it out just enough to look like she had boy-length hair. WAY to big robes and NO MAKE-UP(AAAAAAH! IT BURNS!) later, she looked just like a boy.
Harry threw all of them a broomstick. "When all of you can fly 400m in the air, you will be ready." Everyone tried, but no one succeeded. Hermione, well, let's just say she won't be able to sit down for a while.
Let's get down to business
To defeat
The huns
"Who are the huns?" one of the boys whispered.
Everyone else just shrugged
Did they send me daughters
When I asked
For sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Somehow I'll
Make a man
Out of you.
They all tried to dodge the bludgers, but only Harry succeeded. Again.
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
The other boys(and Hermione) started singing too.
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
Harry walked up to Hermione, and thrust her pack of clothes into her stomach.
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Hermione looked at her broomstick.
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
She grabbed it, and started flying while the sun started rising.
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
When all the boys came out, there she was. 500m above the stadium!
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Even Harry was proud, shooting his million dollar grin all those 500m up.
How was that? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! In case you couldn't tell, Peeves is the Mushu like person in the story.
