Wow, thank you Neros Urameshi for the GREAT ideas for songs. I decided to use this one first. YOU ARE SO AWESOME. And I am going to use Nala5's idea of Cadabrille. Here you go.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Winnie the Pooh.

"Well, guys," said a very exhausted Harry, "We have 2 days before the competition. We have trained enough, so no more training. Let's get to the hotel and go to sleep."

Everyone got into the lobby, and Ron, Harry, and "Herman" all shared a room (with 3 beds, of course.).

"Well Guys, let's get some sleep."

"G'night."

"G'night"

"Don't let the Heffalumps and Woozles bite," Harry and Herman stared at him, "What? Never seen Winnie the Pooh?"

They all fell asleep, and had the strangest dream.

Harry: They're black they're brown they're up their down
Ron: They're in they're out they're all about
Hermione: They're far they're near they're gone they're here
All: They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

Harry: A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
Ron: The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
(- sly - sly – sly)
Hermione: They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
All: before your eyes you'll see them multiply
(- ply - ply – ply)

Harry: They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
(- size - size – size)

Ron: If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize

Hermione: They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots

All: Beware Beware Be a very wary bear

(musical interlude)

All: They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
(- size - size - size )
If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ...

"AAAAH!" they all screamed.

"Did you…"

"With the…"

"Heffalumps…"

"You too?"

"Nevermind. G'night."

How was that? Please review. But no flames. To hot here. Thank you Nala5 and Neros Urameshi for your great ideas!