Ok, all my friends wanted me to do this first so I am, but next I am doing whatever got the most votes.
Also a little note to whoever requested fluff… No, Sorry but there wont be any love in this story. Maybe a few hints, but not very many. Thank you.
Disclaimer- Jhonen, lord of the goats, owns Johnny and all other Jhonen-y things.
Cloud jumped out of her R.V. which sadly was now wrecked and non-refundable. "DAMN IT!" Cloud kicked the tire with her spiked boots, which put a hole in the tire. "DAMN IT!" She screamed again. "Cloud, calm down. Your waking the dead." Fang said calmly. "Shut up you god damn half breed!" Magic yelled. Over the sound of Magic's yelling you could hear Lava scream, "WHOO! New high score!" he raised his PSP up in the air and a tear went down his cheek. "PSP, you are god…" he muttered. "Where are hell are we?" Wolf asked, peaking her head out of the R.V. "Do they have a Hot Topic nearby?" Rocker smiled at the thought of Roman Dirge and Jhonen Vasquez creations and their wonderfully designed tee-shirts… not to mention the load of arm warmers.
"No. Doesn't look like it." Lightning said, pointing out the obvious. Snapping out of her fantasies of swimming in the arm warmer bins, she muttered, "You're an ass."
Lightning stuck her tongue out at Rocker then went back to her book. "What are you reading?" Magic asked, scooting next to her. "Don't touch me." Lightning scooted away. Magic ripped the book out of her hands, reveling that she had been covering up a Harvest Moon cheats manual with a Laws Of Mathematics math book. And through all this… where in the name of sweet vegan beef jerky was Cloud?
"Pink, pretty ponies with huggable goodness and fluffy tails!" No, wrong. "GOD DAMN THIS COLD-NESS!" Yeah… that's her. "You!" She screamed at some man walking by, "YOU! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP!" She ran after the man, it was cold and dark, so obviously it was hard to see his face. No duh.
Cloud rounded a corner and came face to face with a very tall man wearing a trench coat, dressed fully in black with tall combat boots, his hair covered his face but she didn't notice any of that. The first thing Cloud noticed was the 9 inch dagger that his had jammed through her stomach. "Bastard." Cloud spat. "I just wanted directions to a hotel! God! People here are so rude!" Cloud folded her arms and placed them on top of the dagger's handle. Cloud looked down at the dagger, then up at the man, then down at the blood that was dripping from her chest, then back up at the man. "Hey, are you going to remove that thing? Or am I going to have to kick your bony ass back to San Fran?" she asked innocently. The man lifted her off the ground, but still she was attached to the dagger. "Look dude. Have you ever seen a half demon? You look like you have. Now, please… the knife." She pointed down to the nine inch knife.
The man was silent, he slowly pulled it out of her stomach, drops of dark blue and black blood covered the knife. "What-" Cloud cut him off, her wound healed almost intently but there was still a cut in her camisole. "Demon. Half demon. Yes I have powers… now run. Run away in fear and never try to kill someone again." she said, making the go-away motion with her hands. The man was silent, a wicked grin overcame his face and Cloud became too scared to move. At that moment she knew who had stabbed her. "J-Johnny C…" Her voice cracked. Fang came rushing around the corner. "Cloud! Rocker threw waffles at Magic so Magic began pelting her with cows and now there is cow- Holy crap. it's the lord of the goth bible…" Fang gulped. "How did he get into- Wait… how are we sure this isn't just another nut job who thinks he's Nny and then goes to comic conventions in hopes of getting Jhonen's attention?" Fang asked. "Because…" Cloud stepped to the side to allow Fang to catch a glimpse of his face. "Dear god we're going to die." Fang muttered.
"Ok… on the count 5, we run for it… 1, 2, FIVE!" They both ran.
"Run. Run. Run from the mad man!" Fang screeched as he toppled over a bench. "Is he gone?" Cloud asked, out of breath. "Is who gone?" asked a voice from behind them. "AHHH JOHN- Scratch?" Cloud and Fang both asked. "Hi! I wasn't in the beginning of this chapter so I want to be in the middle of it!" Scratch smiled. "I swear your effin nuts." Cloud whispered to herself.
Cloud ran into a nearby anime store, that for some odd reason wasn't closed at 2:00 AM. "Hi welcome to 24 hour anime! I am- what the hell?" the boy stopped at cocked his head to one side. He was around 15 with brown hair and blue eyes. "Hi What The Hell! I am Scratch!" Scratch smiled and waved. "Scratch… Scratch… sounds familiar… Hey Alex! Do we know a Scratch?" The boy yelled. "YEAH! Its one of Cloud's friends!" a voice from the back yelled. Cloud stepped forward and looked at the boy. "Hmmm… You look a lot shorter than I imagined…" Cloud walked a circle around the 15 year old. "Huh?" and before Cloud could answer the "huh?" a window broke and in stepped… Magic. (A/n- you thought it was Johnny, did you?) "SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" Magic screamed. "Who?" Fang asked, amused. "Rocker!" Magic yelled. "Ah, the whole cow incident… I wonder if she'll use a knife." Fang mused.
A teenager around 18, stepped out of the back room in a red shirt, and red pajama pants, tightened around his waist with a white ribbon. "You look like InuYasha!" Magic screeched. The boy scratched his brown hair and yawned, "I was watching InuYasha… until this fool broke our windo-" he stopped and looked at Magic. Then his gaze shifted to Cloud. Cloud sat down into a criss cross position and sighed, then a loud, "ohm…" escaped her lips. "Shh… they're coming…" she whispered. And a loud, "RIDE THE PIG!" pierced the night sky.
In through the other window of the store flew a pig. And riding that pig was a robot, and next to the robot… was Rocker. "Do dee do do do! WAFFLES!" Rocker and Gir said at the same time. "Looks like Rocker found her soul mate." Magic muttered.
"The wheels on the waffle go chew chew chew!" Rocker sang. Cloud grabbed Rocker by her hair and drug her out of the store. Fang and Magic following shortly behind. "BYE GIR!" Rocker screamed. "Bye monkey!" The robot screamed back. "Bye InuGhost! Bye Evil World Leader!" Cloud yelled. The two boys just waved. "Now where too?" Magic asked as he followed Cloud. She just smiled, "Lets go throw the biggest house party ever…" she smirked. "Um… in who's house?" Magic asked. "George's." She replied. "We don't know a George…" Fang muttered. "Yes we do. George W. Bush. Boys, and monkey…" she looked down at Rocker, "We're going to the white house!"
A/n- I enjoyed writing it. Please review. Note: there is no plot to this. Just a bunch of fun!
