Ok! ON TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

Disclaimer- I do not own the WHITE HOUSE! Or George. BEWARE!

NOTE: ANYONE WHO LIKES GEORGE W. BUSH SHOULD BE ASSURED THAT HE IS NOT KILLED! Hurt very badly, BUT NOT KILLED!

Now, it had been said before (To all my friends.) That no one is to disturb Cloud when she is sleeping, Because little Cloudie dearest… is an insomniac and when you wake an insomniac up… You die. Rocker… on the other hand, was an idiot. (Sorry Rocker) But, she was a GREAT idiot. One of the smartest (note the sucking up, that is taking place here) idiots… EVER! Anyway…

"Cloud! Get up! Get up! GET UP, GET UP, GET U-MPHHFFFFFF!" Rocker was being strangled by… Cloud. "No." Cloud said harshly then set Rocker down and went back to bed. Magic walked into the room holding a cell phone. "Cloud, Spike is on the phone. Wanna take the- Oh, your asleep." But little did Magic know, that Cloud was wide awake at the name, "Spike"

"NO! I am awake… GIMME THE PHONE OR I'LL JAM IT SOMEWHERE! AND EVER TIME YOU TAKE A STEP, YOU'LL KNOW…Oh, you'll know." She stated as Magic twitched and handed the phone to her. Cloud's mood suddenly changed and she became… yes… happy.

MEANWHILE

(Note: you may add your own sound effects when reading this, the Mission Impossible theme is actually a good choice) "Do, Dooo DOOOOOO!" Scratch sung as she grabbed a plot hole out of Magic's mystical bag of things and threw it out the window. "SCRATCH!" Magic yelled once he saw her.

"Uh Oh." Scratch muttered.

"Stop throwing- Was that the plot hole that was supposed to take us to Washington Dc?" Magic asked.

"Nooooo… Doom, doom, DOOM! NYAHAHAHAHAH!" Scratch went into a fit of laughter then stopped.

There was silence.

Silence.

SILENCE… Until,

"Chicken! Nyahahhaha, I gonna eat you!" and with that Scratch hopped into the driver's seat and started the car. "No Scratch!" Magic yelled.

It was too late. Scratch drove over the plot hole, and the whole R.V. fell into it.

Meanwhile with Cloud…

"I thought that you said- Hold on Spike, The R.V. is falling into a plot hole, and we are falling to our doom. Yeah, I'll call you back. Bye." Cloud hang up the phone. "SCRATCH!"

And now we join Fang and Rocker.

"Ok, so, you see… Dare Devil was NOT the best movie ever. Batman and ROBIN was." Rocker was curled up on a couch with a magazine. Fang sat on the floor staring at her. "What about The Grudge? Or Nightmare Before Christmas?" Fang asked. Laying on his back and looking up at her. "Both were good movies. But still, I have to say that Care Bears- I mean, um… shit." Rocker cursed under her breath. "Care Bears? You poor-" Fang let out a small scream as he collided to his doom.

"WERE GONNA DIE!" Rocker yelled as she slammed into Fang, who was squished against a wall.

And back with Scratch…

"WHOO!" Scratch flicked on the radio and (A/n- HOLY CRAP VIVA LA BAM IS ON!) Oldies filled the van. "I am on the road AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAINNNNN" Rocker yelled as she sat in the passenger's seat.

By this time Cloud had gotten up and stormed out of her room and into the main hallway (a/n- IT'S A HUGE R.V. GUYS! Use your imagination!) "SCRATCH! ROCKER! You interrupted my phone call with-" Cloud's eyes widened. She looked out the window to see… The white house. "We're here?" Cloud was the first to get off of the bus. Magic pushed Cloud aside and ran off with a box of detergent soap in his hands, screaming, "FOUNTAIN!"

"No soap in the FOUNTAINS!" Lightning yelled, running after him.

A few hours later.

"Well, Mr. Bush… I have less respect for you, than I do for the dude who made Bush Beans, and trust me… I love Taco Bell, VERY, VERY much." Cloud smiled, twirling her knife in her hand. George was tied up in a chair, gagged. He let out a few strangled grunts, which meant, "What do you want with me!" Cloud smiled and tapped Bush on the chin with her knife, "Not YOU, your house. I am going to throw the biggest party anyone has very seen!" and with that, she left Bush alone, gagged, hog tied to a chair, in a closet… with spiders.

End of part 1.

Part two is coming soon, ok? And also, George gets REVENGE! don't worry. No flames, PLEASE?