Its Couple's Week in Konoha! This week couples rejoice and enjoy festivities: the arcade, high speed motorcycle simulators, and the oh so exciting "Let's See How Many Things We Can Blow Up in the Microwave!" game. But for the singles, its time to express true love.
"Naruto."
"Naruto was eating at the Ichiraku, as usual, when Shino approached.
"Eh. What do you want, Shino?" he said with a mouth full of ramen.
"I'll get to the point, Naruto," Shino aid as se sat down next to him. "Hinata likes you but I like her. How can I get her to see me?"
Naruto nearly spit out all his precious ramen. "HINATA LIKES ME?" Well that explains a few things. "So, what do ya want me to do?"
"Er… dunno." came Shino's low response.
"Hm… let me handle this. Wait here Shino." After Naruto ate his ramen, he went to find Hinata.
Just to his luck, Hinata was sitting near a garden staring at the sky. 'Oi, Hinata-chan!"
"E-Eh? N-Naruto-kun? H-Hai?"
"Look, if you really like me, then go out with Shino. It'll make you happier."
"E-Er… o-okay… I was thinking ab-bout h-how to t-tell S-Shino t-that I l-liked h-him…"
"That makes everything better! Go! Now! He's at Ichiraku right now!"
"H-Hai! Arigato gozaimas, Naruto-kun!" and she ran off.
Hidden in the middle of the Konoha Village, hidden by a tree, Temari was leaning on a tree with Shikamaru in front of her.
"Temari, I love you."
"E-Eh! Shikamaru… So sudden… um… I … I love you too…"
"That's good…" Shikamaru said as he started leaning in.
The two shared a passionate kiss as Temari's hands ruffled Shikamaru's hair. her lips parted as his tongue slipped in. The two kissed fiercely as they fought to control their raging hormones until finally, the two separated, out of breath, lips swollen.
"Shikamaru… that, was wonderful." Temari said as she pecked his lips.
MEANWHILE!
TenTen was minding her own business thinking of Neji's hotness when all of a sudden…
"TENTEN!" someone yelled as TenTen was tackled to the floor.
"TenTen! TenTen! I am captivated by your beauty and essence!"
TenTen's eyes opened as she gasped, looking into his creamy white eyes. Neji… that's right. THE Neji, cold-hearted, quiet, son of a…
"Neji! Hola!"
"There's no one around so I can tell you, I love you."
TenTen smiled. "I love you too." with that the two locked lips.
Naruto and Sasuke were caught in a fierce make-out session when all of a sudden…
CLICK
"Naruto… Sasuke… what are you two… doing?"
"What the hell! Can't you see we're… we're…" Naruto trailed off as he recognized the intruder's face. "Gaara…"
"Naruto… Sasuke…" Gaara spoke, as held his camera in front of him. "You guys are…"
"Ummm… we can explain – " Sasuke began.
"And Naruto, all this time I thought you were just avoiding me but you were with another man?" Gaara replied, monotonously, no change in his expressionless face. "I'm hurt."
"What are you talking about – " Naruto said, but he was abruptly interrupted.
"This photo is interesting… Tsunade-sama would be much interested. How many people know of your… union?"
"What! NO!" they shouted in unison.
"And I thought I had news," Gaara responded, his voice still flat. "But this, no, now THIS is news…"
"Wait, what new did you bring?" Sasuke asked, out of his "gay-mode" and back to the ex-"Avenger mode."
"Yes, this photo…" Gaara whispered.
"Gaara!" Why are you here? Shouldn't you be at the Sand!" Naruto demanded.
Gaara slowly lowered his camera and looked up at Uzumaki. "Kankuro is covering for me. Temari and I are here to tell the Hokage the top secret information that the Akatsuki plan to resurrect Orochimaru and Itachi under their control." Gaara turned. "Ok, bye."
"M-Matte! Gaara!" they shouted but Gaara was long gone.
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"Hokage-sama," Gaara said as he bowed.
"Ah, yes… the young Kazekage. What brings you here?"
"Hokage-sama, please, my name is Gaara. And I have interesting bits of information. But I think you should see this first…" Gaara said as he proceeded to take out something.
"Oh and Gaara, since you're Kazekage you have a right to know, if anything happens to me, Naruto will take over. It's also in my will."
"Hai, Hokage-sama. Here, look at this." Gaara showed her the picture.
"What in the world! …" Soon, all through Konoha, all that was heard was "AHHHHH!"
Somewhere in Konoha, Naruto and Sasuke ran for cover.
"But… but… Naruto… Sasuke… Sasuke… Naruto… AHH!" and Tsunade passed out – well, it looked like she did anyway.
"Um… Hokage-sama? HOKAGE-SAMA? Oi Shizune! Something's wrong!" he yelled.
: LATER :
"Naruto, due to Tsunade's heart attack, you're the Hokage now," said the elders whose names no one remembers.
"Ehhhh?" Naruto gasped. "What happened to her!"
The guy elder coughed. "The cause is unknown but is suspected that she saw something quite shocking."
"But right now, that is unimportant," said the girl elder. "We need you, Rokudaime, and continue the meeting with the Kazekage."
AT THE OFFICE! GASP
"Hello Rokudaime."
"Gaara! You showed Tsunade-baachan the picture!" Naruto yelled. "Now look what –"
"You're Hokage now, aren't you?" Gaara replied.
Naruto stopped. "True…" Naruto tipped the Hokage hat up and leaned in the chair. "I heard she's just in critical condition and that she'll get better –"
"She'll be dead soon. I made copies."
… dot dot dot …
"The years have changed you Gaara."
"So have you. Last time I checked, you were straight and hated Sasuke with a passion. Tch. Enemies with Sasuke? Now, you're making out with him, 24/7."
Cough. "So what was it that you needed to tell me Gaara? Akatsuki? Resurrecting Orochimaru and Itachi?"
"Don't try to change the subject Uzumaki."
"Gaara! The Akatsuki!"
Gaara paused for a long awkward moment. "Right. Well yeah, they want to bring back Orochimaru and Itachi back… Yeah, that's basically it."
"What's the plan you're proposing? You have one right?" Naruto said in his best Rokudaime voice.
"Yes. Yes I do."
…
"And?"
"And what?"
Naruto was about to blow a fuse. "And. what's. the. plan. … KAZEKAGE?"
"The Sand will dispatch teams to stop them while the Lead will launch a resurrection project on their own, just in case the teams fail. Who you wish to bring back is your choice."
"Oh."
"Yes, 'kay bye." And with that, the young kage left.
: HOKAGE CELEBRATION PARTY :
Gaara was walking, looking for Neji and Sasuke to go out drinking to celebrate Naruto's Hokage-ness… without Naruto.
"Oi! Sasuke, Neji! Let's go CELEBRATE!" he said, suddenly overenthusiastic.
"YES! LET'S!" Neji responded while dragging Sasuke.
"Let's go… over THERE!" Gaara squealed, pointing at the Umino Karaoke Bar…
"Nani! IRUKA-SENSEI WORKS HERE!" Neji/Sasuke yelled.
"Oh, hello Sasuke-kun, Neji-kun, Kazekage-sama. I assume you're here to celebrate the new Hokage? Right this way…" Iruka led the three to a room filled with loud, possibly drunk, people singing off-key.
"Here you go…" and as soon as the door opened, all that could be heard was a loud series of "GAARA! SASUKE! NEJI!"
But their attention was turned toward the singer.
"… soshite mata toki wa nagarete… anatato wakachiau.dake… yagate bogura wa sore ga subete dato kigatsuite… kanashimi ga hoho wo tsutatte… hitotsuji no uta ni naru dake… yureru omoi wa tsuyoi uzo ni natte… tokeaunoyo tokeaunoyo…" (A/N : we don't own Seishun Kyousoukyoku … Sambomaster does.)
The three stared in shock as the Rokudaime pranced around singing… with a glare on his face? It seemed that he was tricked into singing… and that he's drunk.
"Naruto… um…"
"What, you bakayaro! Go away! I'M SINGING!" – Yup. He's drunk alright.
"Have you three, sit down and have a highly alcoholic drink!" Hinata handed three bottled over. The three replied by chugging their drinks.
"Wee! THE RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES! LET US GO FLY AWAY!" Sasuke skipped around.
"NAATOOTOH… I LOVE YOUUUU! WEE! FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES!" Gaara skipped around with Sasuke, arm-in-arm.
As for Neji, he simply started making out with TenTen.
Just then, Jiraiya strolled in with Naruto screaming angrily at everyone for everything, Sasuke and Gaara singing about butterflies, rainbows, flowers, etc. ("I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty ANDDD …!), Neji locking lips with TenTen, Shikamaru and Temari trying to sing love ballads to each other, and everyone else acting really freaky, and Hinata providing the source of the insanity.
Jiraiya sighed. "What happened to their innocence?" He slammed his fist on the wall as he flashed on the lights.
"Jiraiya-sama!" Rock Lee proclaimed. "Please help me here to stop the consumption of alcohol by my companions. This is not the spring time of youth!"
"Shut up Rock. I can tell you drank."
"What! How can you blame me of such an act! I'll… I'll kill y –" and with that Rock landed on the floor in a faint.
Everyone stopped and blinked at the bright light. Jiraiya coughed.
"Rokudaime, its time for the … projects."
SECRET-Y UNDERGROUND PLACE
"So, who are we going to resurrect?" Naruto said once everyone sobered.
"Ummm…" everyone said.
"Obito and Yondaime," said some random person.
"Okay," Naruto replied.
And thus, Obito and Yondaime was chosen to be resurrected.
gin : and finally I'm freaking done with typing this stupid thing… though i don't know what happened with couple's week... it seems to have disappeared.
gin: what is with u and french kissing anyways?
gin: and wait... raging hormones... at 21?
ookami: kekeke
ookami: yes
ookami: raging hormones at 21
ookami: xDDDDDD
ookami: and french kisses are fun to write
gin: uh huh
ookami: kekeke (:
later… like 2 minutes later.
ookami:...kiba...x...hinata?...
gin: O.o
ookami:...
ookami: thats...weird...
gin: i guess... i could see where it came from... but...
gin: hinata and shino is weirder eh?
gin: xD
ookami: coughcoughkibaisapervertedhornyboycoughcough
gin: O.o
gin:...
gin: WHAT!
ookami:
ookami:
ookami: huh?
gin:...
gin: dot dot dot
ookami: i choose you, pikachu!
gin: screw pikachu, hello flame thrower
ookami: aaaaaah
ookami: grabs a fire extinguisher
ookami: WOOT IM GOIN TO CHINA TOWN
gin: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gin: xD
gin: coughBUYMESTUFFcoughcough
ookami: COUGH GIVEMEMONEY COUGH
gin: coughNONOFORFREEcougcough
ookami: coughNOREINBURSEMEcough
gin: coughOOREIMBURSEBIGWORDcough
ookami: coughIKNOWHUHcough
gin: coughBUYMESTUFFcough
ookami: coughREIMBURSEMEcough
gin: coughGOESTOLOOKUPWHATEXACTLYREIMBURSEMEANScough
ookami: coughITMEANSPAYMEBACKcough
gin: coughOHcough
ookami: coughYEAHcough
gin: coughEHNVMcough
ookami: coughOKAYTHENcough
gin: coughYEAHcough
ookami: coughOKAYcough
gin: haha this is so going into the chapter.
ookami: wtf
gin: like at the end
gin: kekeke
ookami: - -''
gin: :D
