Okay! At the request of some very nice and dedicated readers…we've decided to write more! Yay! (This also gives us a break from our other story!) So here…we…go!
I've Never…The Return
Part 2
Where we left off…Star and Glade are sitting on a bed in a padded room, hovering over a palm pilot, which on it they had typed that these people appear in their room: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, and Minerva McGonagall.
Snape: Quickly running and crouching in a corner No! No please! Anything but this!
Glade: Oh Star! He remembers us!
Star: Completely ignoring her HARRY! Jumps off the bed and tackles him
Harry: AHH! Get her off of me!
Star: But Harrykins, you know you missed me!
Harry: Uh…no? Star squeezes him really tight Air! Need…air…
Star: Say you missed me.
Harry: I missed you, I missed you!
Star: Lets go of Harry and jumps back onto the bed You here that Glade! He missed me!
Lupin: Holding a tuna sandwich Uh…what's going on?
Everyone looks at him and it is at this point Dumbledore realizes that he is reading National Enquirer and quickly stashes it in his robes. Everyone else has pushed themselves up against the wall that is farthest from the girls
Glade: Oh that's right! Jumps off the bed and grabs Lupin and pushes him to sit on the floor with her He wasn't here last time!
Draco: Lucky son of a-
Star: Draco! I will have no such language in here! She grabs him and pushes him to the floor next to Lupin Now sit or I'll turn you into a ferret.
Draco: You can't do that, you're not a witch.
Star: No, but I have this! Brandishes her palm pilot
Hermione: No! She has writing material!
Ron: Somebody save us!
Star: No what are we missing….oh yes! CIDER!
She writes and suddenly cases of cider appear in the room
McGonagall: No please…
Dumbledore: Anything but that…
Lupin: What…I don't get it…
Glade: Don't worry, you will. Smiles devilishly
Lupin: Ooookaaayyyy…
Star: Now everyone sit and will get started! Pops open ten bottles of cider
Nobody moves
Star: You all have until the count of three…
Still, nobody moves
Star: One…
Nothin'
Star: Two…
Nada
Star: Two and a half…
Zilch
Star: Alright, I warned you. Clears throat and takes a deep breath OOOPS I DID IT AGAIN-
Everyone: STOP!
Star: Are you going to play?
Everyone looks at each other hesitantly
Star: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART-
They all sit, but as far against the wall as possible
Star: WEEEEE!...wait, where's Snapeypooh?
Harry: If he got out I swear to you I hate him more.
Ron and Hermione: Ditto!
Glade: Here Snapey Snapey Snapey Snapey…oh Snapeypooh where are you?
Suddenly from under the bed everyone hears…
Snape: All I want is a room somewhere….far away from the cold night air…
Star: Look! I found him!
Star and Glade drag him out from under the bed
Snape: No! I don't want to go!
Star and Glade pull harder
Snape: No no no!
Star: Snape out! Or I'll sick my mom on you.
Snape: No! Gets out from under the bed and sits in a far corner
Star: Sitting next to Harry and Lupin Okay! Let's start!
Glade passes out the bottles and then sits next to Lupin. The seating goes as such, clockwise: Star, Lupin, Glade, Draco, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape in his corner, Hermione, Ron, and Harry
Star: I've never…
Lupin: To the readers I'm lost…
Hello! Okay, so nothing was really accomplished in this chapter, but it's a start right! Anyways, of anyone has a request as to an 'I've never' they'd like to witness our gang go through, then be our guest and we'll write it in for you! So until then, happy apple cider drinking!
Star and Glade
5/15/05
