Long, Long ago, in a Galaxy (no, not the chocolate bar!) far, far, away…
Another Sith VS. Another Jedi…
Hello! Yer know this story is about when no dickhead Palpatine was incharge of the Republic, and the Jedi always kicked the Sith's ass. So it's about the Republics best age, the middle! Anyway, there's this Sith Apprentice right, who's called Darth Zeo. And then there's this Jedi Master called, Yuad. Yuad has been sent on an assighnment to capture Darth Zeo and place him under arrest. So now you know the basic storyline...so get reading, dergh!
Yuad was getting ever closer to Darth Zeo. He was tracking Zeo to the Corasaunt Docking Bay...
"This Sith's obviously got plans for me." Yuad said quietly to himself. He knew who he was tracking, the large Humaniod with green skin and wearing only black. He walked slowly into the Docking Bay, into the Private Ship sighn. Yuad knew he wouldn't be let passed, so he played a trick on the gaurd.
"Permission?" Asked the gaurd.
"I must let this Jedi through." Said Yuad, using the force on the Gaurd.
"I must let this Jedi through." Replied the Gaurd.
Yuad waled into the Private Ship Docking Bay, and shouted at Darth Zeo, "Darth Zeo, I place you under arrest for the killing of these three Jedi, Master Sgid, Padawan Gesonde, and my Padawan, Padawn Pamed."
"Add yourself to the list, Jedi." Said Darth Zeo. He charged up to Yuad, and the Docking Bay Battle had begun!
They both put all their strength into the fight, until Zeo used his Sith Lighning on Yuad, knocking Yuad into the ground. Darth Zeo turned his bright red lightsaber round and stuffed it into Yuad's chest.
"Told you." Darth Zeo said. He left the Docking Bay, never to return.
"The Sith...are stronger." Said Yuad, and those were his last words...
So... it sucked didn't it? Tell me! Because I am that Darth Zeo, and if you say it was...Owch! (Zeo died of talking too less.)
CREDITS:
Yuad: Oh...whats 'is name? Well he's got a beard.
Darth Zeo: I dunno, he's some tall bloke.
Gaurd: Oh! I know this guy's name! Wait...no I don't.
