The Lottory

"AHHHH! STARFIRE! Dont do this to me! Please I beg of you DON"T DO THIS TO ME! IT"S All THAT I GOT!" Yelled Robin hiding behind the couch.

" Please friend Robin I merely wish to cut off your hair. Not to cut you on the flesh or bone with this very shiny and pointy blade of the razor. You do not have to have any fear!" A peppy alien beauty said to Robin.

"I wasn't afraid of that but now I am! AHHH! don't hurt me!" Robin dashed from behind the couch and ran into the bathroom locking the door behind him. " I will not let you do this! My hair is the most important part of me! You cut my hair and all that i've got left is a handsome face, adorable smile and a dazziling personality! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!"

"Robin! Stop acting like a baby that cries! It is just time for a cut of the hair!" I will not come out! I shall save my beautiful hair for all of eternity!Wahahaaaaaaaaa! Victory! VICTORY!"

" You are a pain in the posterior! Or maybe you have a pain in the posterior? Would you like some butt powder?. My making of cheddar and mustard chicken should cure you of the pain. If it dosn't TO THE MALL OF SHOPPING!

" O yum I can hardly wait...I DON'T NEED BUTT POWDER! butt powder?" Robin said scared yet disgusted.

It was dinner time. ...The worst and most frightful time of the day. Starfire was already at the table stuffing her face with the mustard chicken and Cheddar and ketchup pie. Robin of course walking slowly to the table trying to avoid this interesting meal.

" O hello Robin will you join me for this exteremely tasty meal!"

" Ugh..! Starfire can we please have diffrent types of food! Like we could hire a maid!"

" I am most sorry Robin but we can affored this person to clean the house!" " We can if Im in luck! I bought a lottory card! And the numbers are about to be announced on tv!"

They rushed into the living room and turned on the tv. "And the winners of the 1,000,000,000 dollar prize is...6...2...3...9...and finnaly 7!"

"I WON! I don't have to eat mustard chicken anymore! Woohoo!"

" Joyiss you have one! Let us celebrate with cheddar and ketchup pie!"

"Instead i'm celebrate by going and pucking in the toilet 'cause you just made me sick!"

It was 2 days after Starfire and Robin won the lottery.They had a maid and Robin got a liquid hair cut! I'v never heard of it either but just act like you do! When Starfire got back from the store she had 23 1/2 crates full of something...not sure what though...

"STARFIRE! How much money did you spend?"

"You said to get what we needed so I did!"

" What would we need 23 1/2 crates of?"

"MUSTARD!" She opened up all the crates to show Robin all the mustard that she had proudly bough.

" How much did all of this cost?"

"Uhhh...how much was on that card that you told me to use?"

"YOU SPENT 9,889,999 DOLLARS ON MUSTARD!"

" Sound about right! Well bye! I'm gonna deliver mustard to underprivilage gorrilas!"

"Why must I go on...Hey look tv! Now I know the true purpose of life!" Robin said, happily.

!THE END! i like mustard!