A/N: Hey all! Sorry I haven't updated in forever, I'be been REALLY busy. Becaue right now were in the process of moving, and my computers been having its daily doses of crack. So yeah. I thought of this story after I got done going through my phase of Ranma. XD So it'll deffinately interesting. Well, Here ya go. I hope you like it, and please reveiw:D
Title: Dude Looks Like A Lady
Session 1: The Guide To Becoming A Woman
" Oh, Sango-chan. Please It was but an accident. "
The monk said now with that ever so clear smirk on his face. Obviously meaning that he had finished doing something lecherous.
" Houshi, How can you spill water down my shirt on accident, When your right across from me! "
She howled. Though she just sighed,
" I don't think the gods will like your behaviour, You've become even more of a pervert since Kagome and InuYasha left on that one spring day..."
She shook her head and let out another sigh as she stood, " I'm going to change, PLEASE, Don't follow me, I will personaly escort you out, BY YOUR TOES. "
She said now as she made her way from the kitchen and up to her rooom, highly disappointed in the monks choice of words and actions today. She thought maybe after so long he would have changed. Though maybe she was wrong. Maybe she couldnt change a pervert..
" Oh Sango. If the gods could only read my mind, Right now I'd be their desert...Which reminds me!SANGO, DEAR! DO YOU HAVE ANY WHIP CREAM? "
Miroku yelled up to her now, only to get silence as a response. Yet, He had another idea. Maybe if he just buttered her up some and then made his way into her heart slowly. He then grinned and stood now, those tight, yet baggy jeans hugged him so perfectly. He was wearing a long sleeved black button up shirt, while it had buttons undone to where you could see a nice small veiw of his chest.
He was now walking up the stairs, making his was to Sango's room obviously. Though he had no idea that she wasnt even barely dressed yet. It made no difference to him though. He now flung open her door, to se her wearing her little bluejean skirt that was a moss color and had rips at the ends. Her hair was down and she was wearing no shirt at this time, though she had a bra on.
" MIROKU! "
she screamed now as her face now was slowly fading red. For two reasons. Anger, and Embarressment.
" Maa, Maa (Now, Now) Sango-chan. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now. "
He then walked into her room and stood about her. The woman was still raged in anger from him just walking right in though he took his chance.
He pressed his lips to hers firmly and had his arms tightly around her waist. He stepped forward making them fall unto her bed. But, Sango wasnt liking this idea. She was squealing within her closed mouth and was struggling to get him off her.
Miroku now began to kiss at her cheek and off to the side, Being her jaw bone and to her neck. He was trying to seduce her, though it wasnt working any. She finally pryed his arms from her waist and pushed him off her.
" MIROKU! I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU! I KNEW YOU WERE A PERVERT BUT I NEVER THOUGH THAT YOU'D GO THIS FAR! ''
She then slapped him and pushed him from her sight,
" YOU REALLY SHOULD GO TO CHURCH ABOUT NOW AND PRAY THAT I DON'T KILL YOU. "
She then slammed her door and leaned against it and began to cry. She was so embaressed and she couldnt get that tingle from her skin. They way he just barged in on her like that, It wasn't comforting...
Miroku then winced when he was slapped, though he saw THAT coming. But what peirced him the most is when after she slammed the door on him she began to cry. Never had he made a woman cry before..
" ..Sango...I'm really sorry...I didn't mean to come off like that...I...It was simply a...well...I was just being...me...I guess..."
He then took an inward breath and stepped from her door. He made his way down those stairs and out her door. He shoved his hands in his pockets and couldnt get the sound of her muffled tears from his head. He tried dismissing it by humming, though it didnt seem to work,
" Maybe she's right..."
He said at that now and looked up, just to see a church infront of him,
" I guess it wouldnt be such a bad idea...I haven't been in awhile..."
He now made his way into the church and up to a private alter and prayed. ( Yes I'm a catholic, SUE ME... ) and when he was finished with that, He decided he wanted to go see father and talk about it.
Houshi sama now casually walked into a private confession room,
" Father...I assume your here? "
He spoke quietly and got an response and then sighed,
" You see, Father. There is this woman that I really like. You could say I'm head over heels for her...I've liked her for about a year now, But I always come off wrong...I'm just...Well...a bit of a pervert, If you will..."
He nodded at that and his heart raced at just admitting that. Shoot, He was a LITTLE pervert, he was a LARGE pervert...
" I see. Well, my boy...What I think is that you should give her a chance to discover your feelings. But you have to help this situation yourself by...well...not being such a pervert. Yeah? "
Miroku now listened to him and nodded,
" I don't know though, I'm not one to be so well with words...And I might just say something lecherous by accident.."
" Ah, Well then why don't you just take her on a nice date, hmm? "
That's it! Miroku then smiled and stood, though smacked his head agaist the roof and winced, He could have sworn the oxygen around him had gotten sweeter then,
" twitch...twitch Thank's father, I really appriciate your advice.."
He nodded and now CAREFULLY made his way from the room and out of the church and blinked..
" amused laugh Well, Miroku-sama...Now that you've found out what to do...You'll have to go about it as... "
" WHAT! "
Miroku said stunned as he now looked down and noticed himself thinner, he now had breasts, and had the shape of a goddess,
" ..I ... I'M A WOMAN! "
He said now as he then fainted right ther infront of the church building and lay there. His cloths hugging him normally as they owuld if he were a man, though they were more appealing. He had move cleevage showing, and his hair was right to his shoulders.
A/N: And this is where I leave it at a cliff hanger. wink Mua ha ha. If I get some reveiws, I'll try to post the second chapter right quick. Okay? . THANKS FOR READING:D
