Season: It can be put anywhere after season 6 and before Heroes.
Summary: A birthday party soon leads to disaster.
Rating: Right now probably G but later on I will move it up.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything and I'm not getting paid so please don't sue me.
This fic is dedicated to Isa. We met because of Stargate and she is now one of my greatet friends. ThanksAfter You Blow the Candles Out
Daniel Jackson opened his eyes to the smell of sizzling bacon and cooking eggs. He frowned wondering who would be in his apartment cooking breakfast. Could it be robbers? Why would they stick around to eat though? Unless they were incredibly stupid.
As he started to push off the covers of his bed he heard footsteps coming down the hall. Daniel quickly got up and hid himself behind his door. Just as a shadow of a person came into the room Daniel jumped out and with a scream tried to tackle the intruder.
Unfortunately, he accidentally tripped over his to long sweat bottoms and ended up on the floor with his face right up against the man's feet.
Daniel was a bit surprised to hear laughter instead of feeling his face smashed in. Wait a minute that laughing sounds familiar.
"You know Daniel I thought I taught you better than that. Is that the kind of manners that you are supposed to have to a guest?"
Daniel looked up the smiling face of Colonel O'Neill. He watched as Jack went over and set his tray of steaming food on the bedside table. He then came back and reached down to give Daniel a helping hand
"Jack why are you here?" Daniel asked in exasperation.
"Other then for you to look upon my handsome face?"
"Yes Jack. Other than to look at your beautiful face. Why are you making breakfast at my house? Don't you have your own place?"
"That is still not the attitude you should give to the person who is giving you breakfast in bed."
Daniel felt his head snap up.
"Why are you making me breakfast in bed?"
"What's with all the questions? Don't you know what day it is?"
"Ummm… Friday?" Daniel said uncertainly.
"Not just any Friday Daniel. Today is your birthday!"
Daniel just gave Jack a puzzled look. "Today is my birthday?" Daniel hurried over to his calendar. He turned back to Jack with a frown. "It is my birthday."
"Yeah" Jack replied. "You didn't remember?"
"I guess not. I did have a lot of work lately. I just didn't pay attention to the time."
"We've been working you to hard. Don't worry though. Today is all play and no work. You are going to have the best birthday ever. Just you see."
Daniel looked a little uncertain. "I don't know Jack. I have some translations that I have to do and then SG-6 is supposed to come back with-"
"No! We will have none of that stuff going on today. General Hammond has given you and the rest of SG-1 the weekend off and we are going to make the most out of it. Now get into that bed so that I can give you this delicious breakfast that I slaved over a hot stove for the most of this morning."
"You mean poison." Daniel said a little grumpy.
"I heard that but I'm going to let that slide today. " As Daniel got into his bed Jack handed him his tray. On it was two pancakes, bacon, hash browns, eggs and on the side orange juice.
"Exactly how long have you been over here Jack?" asked Daniel as he examined the food. 'Only a couple hours. Now dig in. Sam and Teal'c will be here in about an hour so we can go to the range and then-"
"What?" Daniel asked looking up from his plate. "What range are you talking about?"
Jack grinned. "You know the range where we sometimes have to go train."
"You mean you are taking me to a place where you have to force me to go anyway? Why?"
"It is where we are going to have your birthday party. The place where we are going to have your big game."
"We are going to shoot each other for my birthday party?"
"Not each other. We are going to shoot SG-2." As he said that a mischievous grin came upon Jacks face.
Daniel started to get a little alarmed. Are we really going to shoot them? As in kill them? Has Jack lost his mind?
Jack must have noticed Daniel's growing anxiety because he quickly explained. "We are going to have a paintball battle. Loser has to be the ones to volunteer for Frasier's new medical toys."
Daniel just shook his head letting a grin creep on his face.
"Come on." Jack said a little impatiently while glancing at the clock. "If you want to kick some SG-2 butt then you better get yours in gear so that we can get going. We dont want to keep SG-2 waiting."
Authors Note: This is my first story so please be gentle. I would love ideas and criticism. Just dont be mean or I just might cry. If you want more to the story then tell me.
Thanks!
Angel
