a/n: i was really bored and jorge attacked again. this time it was a harry
potter squirrel. i like it. its mine im sorry if you think its yours.
youre just deluding yourself.
disclaimer: "Oh no! They trampled the carpet! Well thats a little redundant. So this isn't really a bad day for you, is it?"
It was the day after Halloween in Harry and Co. seventh year. Harry was Head Boy and Hermione was Head Girl. Harry was engaged to Ron's sister Ginny. Voldemort had been defeated at the end of sixth year. Hermione was unattached after a failed relationship with Ron. Our scene enters with Draco Malfoy (unfortunately alive).
"This is brilliant!" Malfoy said in his evil headquarters to his evil henchmen.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"The scene has been set. When Granger and Snape wake up in bed together, she will never be able to show her face again, she'll be so embarased!" Malfoy said with a wicked grin.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"And just wait untill the press finds out!" Malfoy said gleefully "She'll get stripped of her title, maybe even expelled!"
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"And you're sure it worked? They both got back to Snape's chambers at the same time?" Malfoy said, worried there might be a chink in his master plan.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"Excellent." Malfoy said rubbing his hands together. (a la Mr. Burns from The Simpsons)
p.s.: there will be one more. dont give up on me just yet. oh, and some self promoting, read my x-men evo song-fic, save tonight. and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW
disclaimer: "Oh no! They trampled the carpet! Well thats a little redundant. So this isn't really a bad day for you, is it?"
It was the day after Halloween in Harry and Co. seventh year. Harry was Head Boy and Hermione was Head Girl. Harry was engaged to Ron's sister Ginny. Voldemort had been defeated at the end of sixth year. Hermione was unattached after a failed relationship with Ron. Our scene enters with Draco Malfoy (unfortunately alive).
"This is brilliant!" Malfoy said in his evil headquarters to his evil henchmen.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"The scene has been set. When Granger and Snape wake up in bed together, she will never be able to show her face again, she'll be so embarased!" Malfoy said with a wicked grin.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"And just wait untill the press finds out!" Malfoy said gleefully "She'll get stripped of her title, maybe even expelled!"
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"And you're sure it worked? They both got back to Snape's chambers at the same time?" Malfoy said, worried there might be a chink in his master plan.
"Yeah, boss." Said Crabbe.
"Yeah, boss." Said Goyle.
"Excellent." Malfoy said rubbing his hands together. (a la Mr. Burns from The Simpsons)
p.s.: there will be one more. dont give up on me just yet. oh, and some self promoting, read my x-men evo song-fic, save tonight. and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW
