A Blast From The Past!

A Fairly Odd Parents Movie Fanfic

Note: This is my first fanfic so if you don't like it please don't hate me. I'm trying my best. If you did or didn't like it e-mail me at and give me your reaction!

Chapter 1: A Bad Day (again)

Timmy was walking home, thinking what a lousy day it had been. Francis had beaten him up again for his non-existent lunch money; Trixie had ignored him again, speaking to Tad and Chad instead. And where had the only thing keeping him from killing himself, his magical fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda, gone? They had poofed back off to The Pointy Crown in FairyWorld to have a nice day with their friends, hadn't they?

"Man, I wish they were here to help me out…" said his mouth.

"…Because they are so dead!" finished his brain.

Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda HADN'T poofed of to The Pointy Crown to have a nice, relaxing day away from their "wish on the spur of the moment" annoying godchild. Before Wanda had chance to do that, however, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in the universe, had grabbed her and KA-BOOMed off to his secret, underground torture facility!

"Oops. Did I say "torture facility? I meant-uh-um, look! I'm a donkey! Eaw! Eaw!" stammered Jorgen, poofing into a donkey. "Now, puny fairy, you will pay!"

"What? What for?" asked Wanda angrily.

Jorgen began to explain.

"When a child with godparents has a terrible day, and their fairies are not there to make it better, they get dragged here!"

"But why?" Wanda was still indignant.

"Because you have failed in your responsibility as a fairy godparent!" Jorgen bellowed. "But, there are rules. I cannot take you away from Timmy, for it was not his fault. So I said to myself, "Jorgen, there is only one thing to do"" He poofed Binky to front of his very muscular face. "Hit you!" This was exactly what he did, before poofing him away again. "And blame Wanda! Again! And, according to Da Rules"-here he poofed up a pair of small reading glasses-"Section C, Sub-Section H…When a child with godparents has a terrible day, and their fairies are not there to make it better, they get dragged to the toughest fairy in the universe's secret underground torture facility, and – the child gets a rule-free wish!"

Chapter 2 – Anti-Cosmoquences

One of the reasons Cosmo had avoided capture by Jorgen was because he had been too busy staring at the giant vortex that had suddenly opened up in the middle of FairyWorld. The other reason was because a small, green-haired fairy leapt out of it and pulled him into goodness-knows-where. The fairy said "Hello, brother."

Anti-Cosmo had been brooding on what to do next. Since he had escaped after he and Cosmo's fagiggly gland transplant, after shaking of the dumbness and voice change, he had been captured twice. The first time he had escaped by tricking the guards that he was not a prisoner. After all, would a prisoner have no anti-flight and magic uniform? (Even though they are both form-fitting and slimming) The second time, however the guards had checked him, and they had read his name tag that said: