Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning

I reapeat.

Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning

One more time.

Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning

Last time

Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning

An for the one who diden't read the Warnings.

Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning

BAD GRAMMARS, I NEES SOMEONE TO CORECT MY, REALLT BAD GRAMMARS.

Sexy No Just again.

Chapter 1 Sexy No Jutsu

In this story, are everyone exstremlly OOC, and this is also an YAOI maybe, but there may be some nudity.

Naruto, Lee, Garaa, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba was standing in the forest.

Shikamaru: Shadow glide no Jutsu. He shouted, he did smelt in the shadow and appeared 10 feet away from his strating point, he smirked.

Lee: My Youth full spirit has learned an NEW JUTSU, Doton; Earth wall no jutsu.

He bammed his hands in the ground and pulled out an 50 feet tall wall.

Lee: Yes, Master-Gai-Sensei, did teach me with cool words how to do this with out chakra and blah blah blah blah blah…

Kiba: Shut the fuck up Lee, me and Akamaru has an this, Demon Dog no jutsu. He cried out, he bammed both his hands in the back of Akamaru, he did grow to an big nasty Demon Dog.

All the others: WOOOOOOW.

Garaa: hah, Desert sand storm. All his sand did swirl around an tree, five seconds later there was no tree.

Neji: Hakeshou 8 gates of death.

He start's hiting his finger's against a tree with exspolde and kill Orochimaru who happened to try and rape… I mean kidnap Sasuke for the 5. time Sasuke: No NO it's the 6. time you dork.

Okay I apologise Sasuke Bastard but I am the Almighty author so kiss my shine newly polished ASS.

Sasuke: Sharringan; Kin to ka nu po Remove an Village no jutsu.

BOOOM they look toward's the sound teretory but now the had an port an could fish, YAY.

Naruto: HAH This is even more DEVESTATING Jutsus EVER.

Sasuke: YES right….

Naruto HAREM NO JUTSU REVIESD.

Poff they see something and blosh.

Tsunade: what was that exposion.

Walk towards the site of crime.

Tsunade: OMG

5 bloddy bodies lies there BLODDY

And an demon Cockroach CRUNCH it said.

Naruto: I am the best.

Pokes Tsunade in the eye.

Tsunade: Have you ever wondered if it is life on Mars Naruto.

Naruto: Mars the chocolate bar?

Tsunad: I mean Uranus.

Naruto: I don't wanna se Your Anus.

Naruto flies of again over the village.

Flight trip sponsord by Tsunade Airlines and CO.

Oooh yeah crazy story.

I like this chapter.

FUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFUFU

Snake-chan:Shut up and it's kukukukuetc.

Shut up Orochimaru, go play with Itachi.

Sasuke: Itachi WHERE CHIDORI

Itachi: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp it's Sasuke :pulls out something large and knock Sasuke out:

Sakura: YAY, IT'S ITACHI, HE IS CUTE.

Ino: I SAW HIM FIRST.

Shut upp

Sakura:::Rapes Itachi: YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES :faint:

Itachi: is Raped

Damn it you crazy people!.

Ah an insane story indeed :D:D:D:D