Time goes fast and time goes slow

Fluffy ain't your average joe,

Inu's cute and the monks a perverted

To Keggers and Sango he has flirted!

Naraku's evil and Kanna's weird'

Kagura plans to grow a beard.

Often has our Sesshy throwed

A big old rock at Jakin the Toad.

Rin is innocent and sweet

Shippo really likes to eat

Hojo's dumb and Kouga's ugly,

He is really really … well, ugly.

Kaede is old, and one eye blind,

All the jewel Shards they got to find.

Keg can sit Inu all day and night

She does it whenever they have a fight.

This poem ain't really well thought out,

Keg's old gramp said she has gout.

Kagome's mom has got no name,

Souta's forgotten, that's a shame

Buoyo's a cat, he talks a lot,

Um… a crappy ending this poem as got…