Time goes fast and time goes slow
Fluffy ain't your average joe,
Inu's cute and the monks a perverted
To Keggers and Sango he has flirted!
Naraku's evil and Kanna's weird'
Kagura plans to grow a beard.
Often has our Sesshy throwed
A big old rock at Jakin the Toad.
Rin is innocent and sweet
Shippo really likes to eat
Hojo's dumb and Kouga's ugly,
He is really really … well, ugly.
Kaede is old, and one eye blind,
All the jewel Shards they got to find.
Keg can sit Inu all day and night
She does it whenever they have a fight.
This poem ain't really well thought out,
Keg's old gramp said she has gout.
Kagome's mom has got no name,
Souta's forgotten, that's a shame
Buoyo's a cat, he talks a lot,
Um… a crappy ending this poem as got…
