Tha most pointless chapter ever.

Disclaimers: If I really owned Naruto I would have been filthy rich I tell you, rich.

Summary: I got bored and did write this pointless chapter.

P.S: I love sugar

P.S.S: I am an S-Class Missing-nin.

P.S.S.S: I am addicted to SUGAR.

P.S.S.S.S:I am drunk.

P.S.S.S.S.S: Itachi is cool.

Chapter 7 the stupidest chapter ever.

Sasuke's Madness

Little Sasuke was walking around in the woods, thinking out every possible way to defeat Itachi, then he saw him, he saw Itachi (A/N: A weasel, but weasel on Jap is Itachi).

''Itachi, die'' Pull's a hammer out of his pocket.

SMASH, CRUSH, SPLASH.

Then Sasuke did laugh, like a maniac.

''I killed Itachi, YAY''.

Naruto appear ''OMG, what have you done to that poor defenceless Itachi, wait ITACHI, oh'' Naruto disappear on some magic way. Then Sasuke walked home ''Sakura-Chan, make love with me,Legeandary inner sakura: SAY YES.

Itachi's stuff

Itachi's birthday

Itachi was standing on some random place like, on Jiraya's head, Tsunade's head or Orochimaru head, but he didn't now that someone was crawling towards him, it was Kisame, but Itachi didn't now that, so Kisame attacked Itachi with an big hug and said ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO JUTSU'', ''You have three seconds to let go'' Itachi said.

But of course it was his birthday so he has to get more presents ''hey author I give you three seconds to give me the gift'', ''ye, uhmm, right.''

''attack'', ''okay, okay, your first gift is from Sasuke''

At the same time

Sasukehas a plan, ''Happy Birthday Itachi'' then he pushed out a ten ton anvil, with a red ribbon on it 'Love, Sasuke'.

''trallalalalalalala'', said Itachi but Sasuke said this ''kukukuku''.

Then Itachi said ''splat''.

Under the Finals of the Chunnin exam, Shikamaru VS Temari

''Come Out you coward'' Temari Yelled.

''How troublesome'' looks at the Clouds ''If I only could be a clouds, drifting around with no worries, and Girls is so troublesome'' he did ponder a wile before a voice said ''you want to join the Atkatsuki'' Shikamaru did turn around so fast that his neck said Krack (A/N: like in Crach), ''Itachi'' Shika-Hime said.

Now to the real Story

Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto, pokemon or Dragonball for that manner, but I do own a Game Cube, a Silver Necklace and Teddy Fox with big ears named Kyuubi and an etc……

Naruto Panicked.

''Kit shut up, I have to teach you to get normal Hands, so you can use the sword''

''huh, my hands'' he looked at his paws, he looked sad ''where is the gift from my father''

''Well I reality it's from me, I gona teach you how to hide your appearance, and my Special Taijutsu, the fallen Fox, it can only be use with an Katana or Claws you will now every seal need to now when your back into the past''.

Konoha the day after Naruto was kidnapped.

Naruto did wake up, in an garbage can, weird, he did brush of his new clothes and started some seal then he said ''what was I supposed to do'' Naruto said, Kyuubi did literally bang his head against the bars, ''to hide you tails and stuff you baka the seals was blah blah blah''.

The Golden haired idiot did think then his hands suddenly made some seals, an light blinded Naruto, he had forgotten his training with his father to become the Yousokage, Kyuubi had possessed his hands he started doing seals and he only had his cool armour and a new Katana, the first's twin I suppose, Naruto did take a look at his watch ''Shit I am going to be late, he made some seals for an fancy teleporting Jutsus and disappeared in an wind of leafs.

''Where is Naruto'' thought Sakura ''but on the plus side I am ALONE with Sasuke.

WITH NARUTO

''Wow this is funny'' the blond said, then on the bridge the wind did pick up and leafs was twirling in a spiral, then Naruto did appear, ''NARUTO, YOU BAKA YOUR LATE'' Sakura yelled after using Devil head no Jutsu, ''Hey, hey I am not that late'' Naruto said waiving his arms in defence.

''Yo, Naruto'' said Kakashi Naruto did some fast thinking ''I got Lost on the road of life''.

''OMG, they are formatting soon Naruto Is going to read Come Come Paradise'' Sakura cried out.

''Okay, to day we got an A-Class mission from the Hokage'', ''what did Tsunade-baba say'' Naruto said out of the air.

''Naruto this mission is that we are going to steal the scroll of seal of the Hidden Mist Village'' Kakashi said with an serious look ''We leave in 30 minutes, so go packing Pronto, meet me at the north gate''.

Naruto got an advice from the Kyuubi, he bought some radios smoke bombs first aid kit, and some exploding seals, Kyuubi did posses Naruto once more to change the seal on those to make them stronger with our Naruto knowing.

He packed some instant Ramen and did go to the north gate, Kakashi and Sasuke was there, then Sakura came running ''WAIT FOR ME SASUKE-KUN'' she yelled.

They started with jumping up in the trees and jumping towards the country of waves.

Just about one day later.

''Wake up we are going to the mist village, this is really an S-class mission, we are going to steal their Scroll of seal''.

Me story this time was on merely 900 words.

Well to those wh still read this rewiwe the more you do the faster I update.

Little Naruto whent for training ''I am goining to return to this village when i am strong'' he said prodly.

5 secs later.

''I am back'' naruto said he opend his jakcet an flexed his muscle in an herculesli way.

Then an Fox head with not an singel hair on it's head tried to force it's way out of the seal.

''Help, his been skinning me alive and is really reallly reaaaaallllly scary'' a little nude fox with some black plates covring his privates with an mark reading ''Made by Fox Inc.''

Then Naruto made some seals banged his hand in the ground and cries out really loud ouch ''Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Mallet-Sama''an biiiiiiiiig mallet was summond ''die, kyuubi, die, and you futatsuwaribino Kitsunedon't just stand ther kill him''

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