Alas…this is the last chapter I will be writing for the Phantom Of The Opera Mary Sue campaign. Having taken the advice of my Mary Sue reviewers I have (sadly) come up with this chapter….

Summary of what is happening at the moment: Poor poor Mary Sue is currently sitting on a platform, just above a bit of fire. Christine is threatening to kill her due to the fact Raoul fell in love with her but then he fell back in love with Christine and has just told Christine to pull the leaver which will send Mary Sue to her death. Eric is also there, trying to convince Christine not to kill his beloved Mary Sue.

Note to who ever is reading this: NO OFFENCE MEANT TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS. ALSO I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THE MASS KILLINGS IN THIS CHAPTER. IT HAD TO BE DONE.

What has just happened:


Raoul 'Of course I do, my love! How could I ever love Mary Sue now that she's called me a fop! Quickly, pull the leaver!'

Erik, Mary Sue and Christine shout 'WHAT?'

Raoul (Talking to Christine) 'You wouldn't let her get away with calling me a fop, would you?'

Sarah Jane 'Yes! I agree with him! Pull the leaver!'

Crowd 'PULL THE LEAVER! PULL THE LEAVER! PULL THE LEAVER!'

Erik 'No Christine! Don't do it!'

(Christine moves her hand and puts it on the leaver but then the crowd shouts….)

Crowd 'KILL HER QUICK! KILL HER QUICK! KILL HER QUICK!'

(Christine pulls the leaver so the platform goes vertical, meaning Mary Sue falls off the platform with a very loud scream. But her scream is drowned out by an even louder (and scarily more feminine) scream.)

Raoul 'Ahhhhhh! NO! Christine! How could you do that?'

Christine 'But you said-'

Raoul 'It was just a joke!'

Erik 'Well it was really hilarious. Now look what you've done!'

Raoul 'My lovely Mary Sue…gone. Life without her isn't worth living!'

(And with that Raoul jumped into the pit after Mary Sue and then soon he begins screaming even louder than before. As he is burnt alive. MOH HAH HAH HAAA! BURN FOP BURN!)

Christine 'No Raoul! DON'T!'

Erik 'Don't you think it's just a little bit late for that now?'

Christine 'Oh it's all my fault!'

Erik 'You got the right. Who's else fault could it me?'

Christine 'Oh I can't live with myself after what I've done!'

(And with that Christine jumped into the pit after Raoul and then soon she begins to scream in a very wussy high pitched way. Just like she does in that 'Think of Me' song. Because you can hardly call that singing.)

Erik 'Well I'm not going in after her. Anyone else want to go?'

(A random Christine fan (if they exist) runs from the crowd and then jumps into the pit after Christine shouting 'Weeeeeeeeee!' as he goes.)

Sarah Jane 'Someone really should close that pit…'

Crowd 'CLOSE THAT PIT! CLOSE THAT PIT! CLOSE THAT PIT!'

Sarah Jane 'Ok, ok! I'm going.

(Sarah Jane goes off into the pit whilst Erik gazes sadly into the flickering flames of the pit.)

Erik 'Sigh….another love of my life lost. The first one goes off with some fop then the other one is killed off due to the fop's stupidity. Now who can I sing my wonderful love songs to?'

(Miss Mary Lou jumps out of the crowd shouting 'Coooooeeee' (Said cu ee) and rushes over to a rather frightened Erik.)

Erik 'What the-'

Miss Mary Lou 'I heard there was an opening to be the love of your life. I'm available if you like!'

Erik 'Sorry, errr… Miss but I don't even know you.'

Miss Mary Lou 'That's all right! We have plenty of time for that. So can I be the love of your life?'

Erik 'Well, I'm not sure…'

Miss Mary Lou 'I am a writer in training so I could probably help you with all your opera's etc.'

Erik 'Oh all right then.'

(Miss Mary Lou does a little victory dance, to Erik's horror, then grabs him by the arm and leads/pulls/drags him off. And they lived happily ever after….well Miss Mary Lou did anyway.)


I tried to incorporate all the reviewers' ideas, so that why I had Raoul and Christine die too. Does anyone like Mary Sue yet? Did you feel, like me, that Mary Sue's death was a waste of human life and that she should be given the chance to live like the rest of us? Did you in anyway feel sympathetic for her?

Poor Mary Sue….I really didn't want her to die. But hopefully her dieing will have made you feel sorry for her.

Please review with all comments, ideas for further Mary Sue projects.

P.S The spiteful comment at Christine's singing in only in comparison with some really good singers. Such as me! HEE HEE HEE! Just kidding! A toad (e.g. Carlotta) could sing better than me.

Notes to reviewers:

Baffled Seraph, The Goose-Girl and Broken-Mask : Why don't you like Mary Sue? Can't you see how it's not her fault how perfect she is and how all males always constantly fall in love with her? WHY MUST SHE DIE?

El Loopy: Woo hooo! Go you for not wanting Mary Sue to die. I hope you weren't too sad that she did…the poor thing. I tried to include your idea that Raoul and Christine should die. I hope you liked it!