A/N: I was merrily humming to Rudolph the red nosed reindeer when this came into my head. it was quite funny at the time, bit out of season though
SPOILER: Referring to Dear Doctor where Malcolm has a cold. Poor him. (IfI have the wrong episode, email me)
Malcolm, the red nosed Officer
Malcolm the red nosed officer,
Had a very reddish nose ,
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he groaned,
All of the other officers,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Malcolm,
Join in any of their senior games,
Then one jolly afternoon,
Archer came to say:
"Malcolm with your nose so bright,
Won't you protect my ship tonight?"
Then all the Officers loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Malcolm the red nosed Officer,
He'll go down in Starfleet.
Repeat
