Sand Uchiha:Chapter 4:
"Soooooooo..."Naoki started.The others were all used to this by now because,in truth,Naoki was actually extremely talkative."Demon dude,"She said,casting a glance in Naruto's direction."Whaddaya think of frown-face over there.I think he's kinda cute.Not as good looking as his brother though."She said knowingly pointing at Sasuke.
"I think he's a nuissance.Along with the rest of the Uchihas."He said.
He really said the wrong thing.
"You've got some nerve,don't you!Firstly,you're the demon,Kyuubi,and secondly,I hate people who diss Itachi almost more than I hate the demon himself!"She tried to stop herself from hurting him,but failed miserably."I'm gonna kill you!"She yelled and started throwng kunais at him.One barely missed his head and one hit him in the leg."OWWWWWWWW!"he yelled and she stopped.Instead,she leaned down near him and wispered into his ear:"I need a good laugh.You're an idiot,so think up something funny for me to laugh at."
He glanced up,and mercifully sighed.He grinned as he dug into his bag and pulled out two pictures."Here.I've been waiting for the prime moment to get a laugh out of these."he said and passed her one.
It was a picture of Sasuke and his eyes were all like -.- and his mouth was like and it was so hilarious.She looked at it and then burst out laughing"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"She laughed at the picture and he passed her another one.
It was a picture of that particullarly embarassing moment in volume one when Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kissed(Heh.I couldn't resist throwing that in for kicks!).
"OH MY GOD!SASUKE'S GAY!"She yelled.
"What!"Sasuke spazzed and ran over to see what Naoki was laughing about.She had fallen down and tossed the pictures aside.Sasuke picked up the pictures,looked at them,and his face turned red with embarassment."I'm gonna kill you Naruto."Sasuke growled through gritted teeth.
Meanwhile,
Sakura heard what Naoki said,and knew what really happened so she was resisting the urge to kill Naoki right then and there.Inner Sakura was telling her to.
"A kid pushed Naruto!It wasn't his fault!"Sakura spazzed.
Naruto was shocked that Sakura was defending him."Th-thanks."he stuttered.
"Shut up Naruto,I'm only doing this for Sasuke!"She said.
Naruto flinched with her scold."Like she said,it was an accident!"Naruto said.Meanwhile,he was thinking:'Awwww man!I shouldn't have taken the oppourtunity to burn Sasuke!It was hilarious though...'
"Hah!A likely story!You probably think of the Uchihas like I do.Way hot."She said.
With that,a look of disgust crossed both of their faces and they looked at each other and then Sasuke was all like"AWWWW NARUTO,YOU ARE GROSS!"
"What if she's right though?"Naruto asked."What if you ARE gay?"
"I'M NOT GAY!"He insisted.
"Oh man!You must be gay then!Oh,sick!When we were in the forest of death...you musta liked it when I had no shirt on!Oh,dude you're gross!"Naruto spazzed.
"Ack!You sicko!I'm not gay Naruto!"They were now facing each other as they yelled at each other.Naoki appeared between them."Hmmmm...Here's the real way to fimd out!"She yelled and grabbed them both by the back of the head and pushed them forward and held them there for about forty seconds.They struggled and she just held them there.After another thirty seconds she let them go."There!"She said as she released them."You guys kissed for eighty seconds.Now tell me you're not gay!"
They both had different reactions.Naruto looked like he was hacking up a hairball.He continued to spit and then started shoving handfuls of sand in his mouth.(kissing a Uchiha...it could be worse.But eating sand?ACKKK!GROSS!).Sasuke,meanwhile had pulled a quick jutsu and snatched Sakura and Temari's waterbottles and was chugging it down as fast as possible.It wasn't hard to steal their waterbottles anyway,because they were both about ready to kill Naruto for being so gay.
ANYWAYS,
Naruto eventually recovered and caught his breath.Sasuke managed to wash his mouth out and was now quietly getting a kick out of watching Naruto hack up sand.(heh heh I'm kinda mad at Naruto at the moment cuz he steals the spotlight away from my darling Itachi,so I'm gonna torture him MWA HA HA HA HA!SORRY NARUTO FANGIRLS!GO ITACHI FANGIRLS!UP YOURS UZUMAKI IDIOT!AT LEAST ITACHI'S SMART!(AND HOT!wink)!)
Sakura had tackled Naoki but it was a clone.Naoki appeared behind her and grabbed her by the back of her shirt,suspending her in mid-air by her shirt collar."Don't even try."Naoki growled."You'll lose."She wispered with finality and dropped her down in the sand.Naoki took her usual place beside her 3 teamates.
Kakashi cut in."So...are we hunting down a missing-nin or not?"
"Uhhh...yeah."Baki said sarcastically.
So they walked off into the sunset,their destiny awaiting.
