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Hiccups

Chapter Four: Talking to your self is a sure sign of insanity

Last Time:

Raven pulled back slightly, she felt a wave of timidity rise inside her. Shyness seemed to swim before her eyes and then the most remarkable thing happened

"Hiccup!" Beast Boy disappeared.

And Action!

Stupid!

That's what she was, stupid. If it wasn't for her stupid hiccups and her stupid emotions, Beast Boy wouldn't have disappearedand if Beast Boy hadn't tried to, er, do what ever he had tried to do She very well doubted that her stupid hiccups and stupid emotions would have gotten the better of her.

Now her only problem was…where the hell was Beast Boy?


The wind had been knocked out of him not as if that was the worst part. No, the worst part washis surroundings.

She was going to decapitate himor maybe she'd prefer to kill him, then bring him back to life, then kill him again?

Why? Well that was a question easy enough to answer. He had broken his word. He had broken it and now he was screwed. He couldn't help but sigh nervously to himself. His voice seemed to echo around him, and then slowly began to reverberate throughout Raven's mind. He was back in the mirror.

Beast Boy sluggishly turned over onto his stomach. He began to push him self up when something jumped hard upon his back. Screaming he landed flat on his belly, and once again the air was pushed out of him.

"Hi there Beast Boy! I thought you'd never come back. It's been years…or has it? I don't quite remember. But you promised to come back and play with me and you lied, until now that is." A perky and sprightly voice spoke from on top of him.

"Can you get off of me?" He asked, still a little confused from getting the air pounded out of him. The weight immediately disappeared and Beast Boy was able to stand on his own two feet again. He smiled slightly when he caught sight of the pleased figure.

There stood Raven. Not his Raven of course, for this one was unquestionably her emotionHappy.

Happy smiled brightly at him. Her plum eyes stared joyfully out from under her thick eyelashes, and she wore a bright pink cape that seemed to magically whip throughout an invisible wind. Her hands were clasped modestly in front of her thin framebut Beast Boy took notice that she was rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet, unable to keep still.

Finally seeming to give up all of her self control, she launched her self at Beast Boy in a quick squeeze. Pulling away swiftly she smiled brightly at him.

"Can we play our game now?" She asked, tilting her head in a way that seemed similar to Beast Boy's.

"Well actually…" Beast Boy began looking around the desolate place. "I kind of need to find away out of here." He sighed hopelessly.

"Of course you don't want to leave." Raven, er, Happy said naively. She twirled around while saying, "You and I should play hide and seek. It's one of my favorite games. Here, you'll count, and I'll hide." She turned around and faced him, a mischievous look upon her face. "You have to count to twenty, and only then are you allowed to search for me. All right?" She questioned while already turning back around to look for a good hiding spot.

Beast Boy just sighed in slight annoyance. He had always been the one to never be serious, but he honestly didn't want to get his butt kicked by Raven. Figuring that the only way he could get out of here was to humor her, he decided to play along. That was until a better idea struck him.

"All right, but just this one game. Then you have to promise to help me find my way out of here." Beast Boy stated very uncharacteristically, happy for him self that he was able to come up with such a good idea. Happy smiled and ran over to him. She held out a delicate pinky finger and waited for Beast Boy to respond. He did so immediately.

"I guarantee to take you out of here as soon as we finish our game." Happy said smiling, in truth, a little sneakily. Beast Boy wasn't the only one to find a loop hole in others' ideas. She then, cleverly, crossed her index and middle finger over each other without Beast Boy's notice. That cancelled out that promise.

"All right go ahead and start counting." Happy ran a few paces then stopped and turned back to him, "and remember, no peaking!" She yelled, then waiving cheerfully she ran off in a random direction.

Beast Boy faced the opposite direction and began to count to twenty. Once he reached that number he yelled out, "Ready or not, here I come!" Then he slowly began looking for her.


It had been forever, and there was still no sign of Happy.

"Happy? Happy?" Beast Boy called out his hands forming a sphere around his mouth to amplify his voice. "Happy I've given up now. You can come out!" He yelled giving a forlorn look around the bleak land. There was just utter silence. Really he should've just turned into a bird to see if he could find her. Well that sounded like a plan.

"She won't come out until you find her" said a monotone voice from behind him.

"Gack!" He screamed, and instead of turning into a bird he turned into a mouse. Changing back he clutched his hand to his heart as he saw a brown caped Raven. Though she looked exactly like Raven in appearance, she was strangely off. Her skin was a more sickly grey then the other emotions and she wore a pair of thick heavy eyeglasses that looked exactly like the ones his fifth grade teacher use to wear.

"Ah, you're cleverness aren't you?" He asked trying very hard to remember the specific name Raven had called her when he had been here last. The emotion seemed to frown at him in annoyance and shook her head.

"Raven calls me Knowledge, if you must know." She said with a straight voice. Beast Boy physically flinched at her tone.

"I'm sorry if I insulted you?" Beast Boy said nervously while looking around for Happy. He would give anything for a distraction, just to lure him away from this depressing mood. She shrugged as if she really didn't mind at all. Beast Boy couldn't help but notice the small bit of color that had risen onto her cheeks.

"Raven does not yet know that you are here, but I can tell her if you'd like?" Knowledge said walking closer to Beast Boy.

"Tell her?" He asked as he scrunched up his brow in confusion. "How?"

"Well we are connected to her obviously." She said giving him a "duh" look. He sweat dropped. "Honestly I don't know what Raven sees in you" She mumbled beneath her breath, not knowing Beast Boy's sensitive ears could hear every word she muttered.

There was a moment of uneasily silence as Knowledge seemed to be having an inside conversation. She then frowned at something and a moment later opened her eyes. Beast Boy blinked quickly and backed away. He did not want to get into that boat again, especially with one of Raven's emotions. Raven would make sure that Beast Boy never saw the light of day if that ever happened. He was sure of it.

"Well it seems she'll be here soon. Apparently her hiccups have stopped for now, but she very well doubts that they're gone for good. As do I." Wisdom said, speaking the last part to her self. Beast Boy only nodded not knowing what else to do.

"Come, we should keep on going. The further you are to the maze out of here, the faster you can be gone." Wisdom quickly set off in the direction opposite of the one Beast Boy had previously been goingin. He sighed in relief. It was nice to finally have the useful part of Raven with him.


She had looked in his room, which was no pleasant thing believe me, she had checked the bathroom, and thank God no Beast Boy was there, she checked the basement, and all the titans' rooms(except her own), and even the roof, yet she still had no clue to where he could have gone.

Giving into her annoying habit she found her self silently grinding her teeth in agitation. Random things would explode every time her search would come up empty, but she ignored those things.

With a loud agonizing huff she gave up. After checking the refrigerator, which had been covered in a new blue fuzz, she had enough. She would just wait until he showed up.

Sighing she flopped, very aberrantly, onto the couch. Her headache seemed to be coming back and lifelessly she rubbed her temples. She hadn't the strength to go back into the demon kitchen for some pain killers.

She truly felt like she was going mad. It had been like a dream, this day, especially the part where she and Beast Boy…no that hadn't been it. The only thing they could be were friends. Never anything more.

"Raven are you thinking about Beast Boy?" She heard a delighted voice ask from inside her head.

"Not now." She mumbled from inside her thoughts. Affectionthe emotion only smiled to her self.

"Well I'm ready for your apology now." She said innocently.

"Oh, and what apology would that be?" Raven asked frowning to herself.

"Why the one that says, 'you were right, oh great Affection, and I was wrong.'" Affection stated.

"But I wasn't wrong." Raven said, a harsh tone in her voice.

"He tried to kiss you Raven." Affection stated her voice no longer playful but matching Raven's own.

"No, he didn't." Raven said, voice as cold as ice. She then cut off their link.

Raven sighed angrily to her self. What had Affection been pulling at? She knew just as well as her that it'd only run to ruin if she began to have those sort of feelings. Feeling her bad mood darken, Raven crossed her arms and waited for Beast Boy to get back. More random things seemed to explode in that small space of time.


"Raven I've got a surprise for you." Said another voice in her head this one was calm and cool but Raven didn't notice that.

"I thought you would get the hint when I cut off our link?" She said frostily.

"What are you talking about?" Asked the voice "Raven I'm with Beast Boy right now and I thought you ought to know that he's inside the mirror." Raven finally recognized the voice as Knowledge's.

"He's in my mirror?" She asked slowly, trying to comprehend that fact.

"Well, you're the one who sent him here, so don't go bonkers." Wisdom stated. "By the way, why were you so angry?" She asked

"Affection thought she'd try to give me love advice. But she didn't say a damn thing about Beast Boy being in the mirror." Raven frown dropped lower. "I suppose she didn't know?" Raven asked Knowledge. Knowledge only frowned to herself.

"Oh she'll know all right. I bet she's thinking of getting her claws on him." Wisdom said slightly amused but hiding it from her features well. "Anyway you'd best get here before Affection reaches us." She said slowly. Then she cut her link from Raven.

Raven only sighed to her self. Now she'd have to go decapitate him for going into her mirror or, well, it really hadn't been his fault. Maybe she'd just kill him, then bring him back to life, then kill him again. Yeah, that sounded okay with her.


Knowledge had disappeared. She had been walking in front of him a few moments ago. Then it had become foggy, and as the fog disappeared, so did she. He sighed and called out her name for the hundredth time. Oddly enough she didn't answer.

"Hello." Said a soft voice from behind him. Beast Boy quickly turned around to see no one there, except the old tree he had recently passed. He turned back around and screamed.

Hanging from a tree limb, not an inch from his face, was Happy. She grinned a Cheshire grin at him and flipped onto her feet.

"You didn't find me." She said pouting cutely.

"Of course I didn't, I gave up hours ago." He said his voice containing a hint of amusementfor her. Her smile widened.

"Well then what should we do now?" She asked stretching her arms in front of her and watching as she wiggled her fingers.

"I thought you said you'd get me out of here after we played the game." Her face fell, and she suddenly looked very guilty.

"Well about that, I sort of lied. I can't get you out of here… also I'm sort of lost. I've been following you and Knowledge around for the past half hour." She gave him a pathetic shrug.

"Do you know where she went?" He asked as his ears perked up in hope. She only shook her head, looking more downcast than ever. Beast Boy frowned, feeling suddenly distraught over Happiness's down look. He then suddenly perked up and smiled.

"Hey Happy, want to hear a joke?" He asked smiling. Happy only beamed and nodded her head yes.


Affection knew that she would have to take it slow. She didn't' want to scare him off. Hiding behind a tree had to be the most stupid thing she had ever found her self doing, but if it meant getting to see Beast Boy for the first time she would have done anything.

She poked her head out from the side and smiled as Beast Boy seemed to be telling a joke to Happy. She tilted her ear towards them so that she could finally hear his voice.

"Okay so here's the joke, you ready?" Beast Boy asked half laughing as he thought of it.

"Yes, yes, now tell me please!" Happy begged her eyes bright with excitement.

Okay, well One day this calls her friend and says, 'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

"Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?

"The says, "The picture on the box is of a tiger.

"Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles right, so he heads over to her place. She then leads him to the table where all the pieces were being held. He then studies them for a moment, then studies the box."

Beast Boy took a deep breath as he reached the climax of the joke.

"He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

"Then she asks, 'Oh, how come?'

"He looks over at her and says, 'You know let's forget about the puzzle and I'll just help you put the cornflakes, er, pieces, back into the box'."

Beast Boy and Happy began to laugh hystericallyat the exact same moment. Happy had silent tears of mirth streaming down her cheeks. Finally after a good minute they began to quite down.

However, the laughter didn't stop. Both Beast Boy and Happy were as silent as mice, yet someone else was still laughing. Happy cautiously walked over to the tree. Peaking behind it, her face brightened.

"Hello there Affection." Happy called out sweetly. The laughing halted to a stop with a choke of surprise. Beast Boy made his way behind the tree to see another Raven crouched on the ground. Her hair had spilled around her face, making it unrecognizable. This one, he realized, had a cape the shade of a setting sun.

The emotion, Affection, wiped gingerly at her face. Then she propelled her self upward until she was standing straight on her feet.

"How do you do Beast Boy? My name's Affection." Affection held out a pale hand for Beast Boy to shake, which he did with utter surprise. This emotion, he thought to him self, was actually polite.

Affection couldn't believe her self. Had she really just said that? She could feel the embarrassment climb up the back of her neck and spill out onto her cheeks. God, she was a loser.

"Yay, Beast Boy you've finally have met Affection. She's my favorite." Happy said whispering as if she were telling a secret. Beast Boy smiled.

"So you, uh, like my joke huh?" He asked nervously putting a hand behind his head. This Raven, he couldn't help but notice, was very pretty. Not as if the regular Raven wasn't. In fact to Beast Boy she was the most beautiful person he had ever seen but this Raven seemed to be hiding something A secret of some sort that made her strangely alluring. Which was really creepy if Beast Boy truly thought about it. Especially since Affection was really Raven, only she was one of her emotions. He sighed, thinking too much about it gave him a headache.

"Of course, I like anything of yours." Affection stated undauntedly. Happy giggled and started to twirl around in a very Starfire-like manner. Beast Boy and Affection only watched in an odd silence.

"You weren't here the last time I came." Beast Boy stated as Happy pretended to be an airplane.

"No, I wasn't. I showed up only a few months ago." She grew very somber then, as did Beast Boy. Even Happy quieted down when she heard that.

"Malchior really did affect you, er, her huh?" He asked looking at the sullen girls.

"Yes," Affection said softly. "She'll need someone that can be there for her now." She stated, looked sternly over at him, hinting at Beast Boy. She smiled and felt better when he flushed as he got her hint.

"It might take some time…or it might not. But I'm sure that Raven will open up to you." She smiled gently then and looked over at Happy, who was abnormally silent.

"I was happy then…but even now, I was always happier when she was with Beast Boy." Happy said quietly not noticing that Beast Boy looked like a lit up Christmas tree.

"Well, anyway, we should probably get going. If Raven catches us not even remotely close to the maze, she'll kill us." Affection began to walk away. Stumbling from shock, Beast Boy and Happy followed.


They were still walking, but they were almost there. The land was still barren,and the atmosphere was still awkward from the last conversation they had had;even so, Beast Boy was nearly out of the woods. Soon he'd be out of the mirror and Raven would never have a reason to kill him…as badly. Everything was turning up.

That was, until he heard a scream. Not scream of anguish, nor one of happiness, not even a scream of fear. No, this scream was one of anger. Full fledge, and about to murder, anger.

"What was that?" Beast Boy asked, his voice squeaked giving away his jumpiness.

"Uh oh." Happy said softly. Both Raven's emotions looked back at Beast Boy. They then turned and walked on a little faster, ignoring his question.

"Uh, you guys, I sort of asked you a question." He said, running in front of them and waving a green hand in front of their faces.

"Well," Happy began, uneasily biting her lower lip which had been one thing Raven never did. "We sort of have to pass Rage before we reach the maze." She gave him a guilty look and then smiled. "But as least she's chained up." Affection only nodded her agreement while Beast Boy frowned.

"She's chained up? I thought Raven had conquered her?" He asked the two.

"Of course she's chained up." Affection stated calmly. "And, Raven did defeat her but somehow Trigon's taken over Rage again. It's taken all of Raven's concentration to keep her locked up." She looked uneasy as she said this.

"What's wrong?" Beast Boy asked giving Affection a concerned look.

"It's those annoying hiccups…they're making all the emotions nervous." She looked over at Happy who only nodded and then flinched as Rage gave another loud scream of fury.

Just then a figured loomed in front of them. Shackles held her in place, but there stood a person so intimidating that anyone with half a sense would have gone running in the opposite direction from her. Luckily Beast Boy didn't have half a sense.

He walked straight up to her, feeling absolutely awful that she was locked up. Even though she was bad.

Rage stood still as Beast Boy came closer. She looked exactly like the real Raven. The only way you could tell the two apart was from their capes and expressions. Raven's usual blue cape was red on Rage, and Rage wore a horridly twisted face that was the total opposite of Raven's usual calm one.

"Are you really all that bad?" Beast Boy asked her harmlessly. She spat in his face. Beast Boy yanked back his face as if she had slapped him. That only made her grin more.

"Rage what the hell do you think you're doing?" Affection asked, running up to Beast Boy, who was trying to wipe his face. "Here Beast Boy take my handkerchief." She handed him a light pink cloth and he took it gratefully.

"Moron , is she so love struck that she doesn't see the danger that she's in?" Rage asked. Everyone gave her confused look, except for Beast Boy. He stared at her in shock.

Ever since he had first entered the mirror he knew that Raven's emotions were exactly like. It was that reasoning, that he couldn't understand why Rage's voice was so different. This voice was the total opposite of the Raven he knew and liked.

Rage's voice sounded as if she were possessed, but Beast Boy supposed that she was, since Trigon had taken her over. Her voice was deep an unnatural, and it held such hatred that Beast Boy's hair stood on its very end. Distantly, he thought to him self that it reminded him of a snake, toodeceitful and sly for its own good.

"Such a handsome boy." She said in a silky voice that did her face no justice. She had twisted direction's in talking so quickly it made Beast Boy dizzy. "Would you mind unchaining me?" She asked giving him a possessed evil smile. It was the smile that snapped him out of his daze.

"I don't think so Rage." He said softly, a bit saddened that this emotion that was so corrupt. Rage's face changed so fast, from sweet to abhorrence, that it reminded him of an animal that had changed from stalking his prey to attacking. Affection and Happy only stood there silently and unsure. Both didn't know what to do now.


"What the hell do you three think you're doing?" A loud, irritated voice asked from behind them. All three turned around to face the voice. Two were happy while the other one shrunk back unsure.

"Hey, uh, Raven…" Beast Boy said laughing awkwardly. He slid behind the other two in dread. "You know, I didn't really mean to end up here. In fact I truly don'teven think it was my fault since…" He led off seeing as the real Raven's glare had yet to relent it's self.

"Um, you know I think he's right Raven." Affection put in. She turned to look behind her and gave Beast Boy a reassuring smile.

"That's enough out of you!" Raven snapped unmercifully at Affection. Happy only smiled.

"It looks like someone needs some cheering up." Happy said wagging her finger back and forth.

"Look's like you guys need some alone time." Beast Boy said quickly. He started to run away when Happy tackled him.

"Hey Beast Boy let's play foot ball. We can now since Raven's here. She makes an equal number." Happy smiled down at him, while Beast Boy just sighed and drummed his fingers against the dirt ground.

"I think it's best if you two leave before I kill you." Raven spoke up, she wasn't looking at Affection or Happy, but at Rage. She was giving Rage, who had been oddly quiet though the whole confrontation, an equally evil glare.

"I don't think so Raven. You're just going to kill him." Affection stated nervously.

Raven only sighed. Why did everyone think she was going to kill them? Sure she always threatened them, but she had yet to have gone though with it. At least as far as she could remember she hadn't.

She felt a ball of thick air climb up her stomach. This feeling was peculiarly familiar. So familiar in fact that she slapped her hands over her mouth, resulting in two loud slaps. All the emotions and Beast Boy stared at her. Never had Raven acted like this before. Happy hurriedly got off Beast Boy and ran over to Affection.

"Is she all right?" Happy asked worriedly. Affection only swallowed and shrugged. Rage had a warped smile upon her face and seemed to be expecting something. Beast Boy meanwhile ran up to Raven and gave her an apprehensive and scared stare. He placed an arm around her shoulder hoping to comfort her in some form.

"Raven are you all…" But he never go to finish. For at the exact moment Raven couldn't hold in the bubble that had been stirring inside of her chest.

"Hiccup!" Raven's eyes widened in fear. Without thinking she rolled her self around and buried her head in Beast Boy's neck. Happy and Affection both screamed with and ran over to Beast Boy's side. They grabbed onto his shirt and held him for their dear lives.

In front of them, Rage's chains broke with out any resistance. Her face grew ruthless, and a maliciously taunting smile graced her features. She grew twenty times her normal size. Her skin which had been as grey as the others, now turned red with evil. Sharp devilish horns grew from her head, and her nails became like a cat's claws. Trigon had fully taken Rage…all over again.

Raven's hiccups had done the worse thing possible. They had set a possessed Rage free to kill everything and everyone thatwas stuck within the mirror.


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