A/N: Draco spoke to me, I was just sitting there minding my own business reading The Da Vinci Code and he spoke to me so here he is. This chapter should be a lot better than the last one, just a note.

GW: It's great to be back at Hogwarts again, isn't it?

RW: You are a total genius Hermione, getting the computers bewitched to work at Hogwarts.

HG: Thanks but I'm no genius.

DM: I have to say you're awfully smart for a mudblood.

RW: What are you doing here ferret boy? And don't call her that.

DM: Careful Weasley you might start spitting slugs.

RW: Stupid wand. I would have cursed you to next week and you never said what you were doing here.

DM: Apparently, the author wants me here so I don't really have a choice.

HP: Please get him out of here.

DM: Potter I hear you're dating the Weaslette here.

HP: Don't make me hurt you I could turn you into something a lot less dignified than a ferret.

DM: Like what?

RW: You'd make a good rabbit wouldn't he, Harry? Hermione? Ginny?

GW: Oh yes a very good rabbit, he could go live in the Forbidden Forest.

HG: Or better yet we could mess up his memory and he could go live with Lockhart in St. Mungo's

DM: I'll take the rabbit. I hate Lockhart.

RW: Who doesn't?

HP: Ha, do you remember Snape when he was around, he hated Lockhart almost as much as me, which is pretty much the only advantage there was to having him around.

DM: I seem to remember a certain Valentine Potter received that year. How did that go again?

RW: Cough Ginny

GW: I so did not send that, it was a stupid prank from Fred and George that only the ferret here seems to find funny.

DM: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled-

GW: What were the words to that bat bogey curse, Hermione? Was it Baticantiem or Batiboogeimeum?

HG: Baticantiem.

GW: That you Hermione, watch it ferret.

DM: You people really have to get over that ferret thing. It was ages ago.

RW: Can't it was one of the best memories of my life.

DM: You're pathetic.

HG: No, you are and would you go away now.

DM: I'm going, I'm going. It's not like I'm here by choice anyway.

HP: I have the best idea for a prank in potions.

HG: I am out of here, and I know nothing about any prank. Ron, don't forget you're a prefect. Ginny want to come help me with my charms essay.

GW: I'll stay I won't be able to see the outcome so I should at least get to hear the planning. What do you have in mind Harry?

HP: George sent me some invisible fireworks, no evidence, just a lot of splattering of a potion and some loud pops and bangs.

RW: Awesome I say we launch them at the Slytherins tomorrow when Snape has his back turned.

HP: Perfect. 10 o'clock a. m tomorrow

Staff Bulletin Board 11 o'clock a. m the next day

MINERVA,

YOU'RE NO GOOD; LAZY PRANKING GRYFFINDORS BLEW UP MY POTIONS LAB AGAIN. Just thought you should know,

Severus

Severus,

Do you have any direct proof of a specific student or students or are you just still sore about last years Quidditch cup?

Minerva

RW: Did you see his face.

HP: And when he couldn't prove it was us.

GW: Priceless I wish I could have been there.

HG: I hope you two are willing to earn back the 20 points from Gryffindor you lost.

RW: Well at least he couldn't prove it was us specifically.

DM: Ha, I have proof it was you now.

HP: And you will also keep your big fat mouth shut unless you want to be cursed to to tomorrow.

DM: I won't tell because I found it entertaining, but do it again and I will.

RW: Should we go and try to modify his memory, I mean you really can't trust a Slytherin.

HG: Do any of you know how?

RW: No I thought you would.

HP: We could blackmail him.

RW: How?

GW: When I was helping mum clean out Grimmauld Place I found a lovely little photograph of Draco in his nappies.

RW: Perfect why would that be in that house though.

HP: His mother was Sirius's cousin.

RW: We can corner him with it before Charms later.

GW: This will be awesome.

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