A/N: Draco spoke to me, I was just sitting there minding my own business
reading The Da Vinci Code and he spoke to me so here he is. This chapter
should be a lot better than the last one, just a note.
GW: It's great to be back at Hogwarts again, isn't it?
RW: You are a total genius Hermione, getting the computers bewitched to work at Hogwarts.
HG: Thanks but I'm no genius.
DM: I have to say you're awfully smart for a mudblood.
RW: What are you doing here ferret boy? And don't call her that.
DM: Careful Weasley you might start spitting slugs.
RW: Stupid wand. I would have cursed you to next week and you never said what you were doing here.
DM: Apparently, the author wants me here so I don't really have a choice.
HP: Please get him out of here.
DM: Potter I hear you're dating the Weaslette here.
HP: Don't make me hurt you I could turn you into something a lot less dignified than a ferret.
DM: Like what?
RW: You'd make a good rabbit wouldn't he, Harry? Hermione? Ginny?
GW: Oh yes a very good rabbit, he could go live in the Forbidden Forest.
HG: Or better yet we could mess up his memory and he could go live with Lockhart in St. Mungo's
DM: I'll take the rabbit. I hate Lockhart.
RW: Who doesn't?
HP: Ha, do you remember Snape when he was around, he hated Lockhart almost as much as me, which is pretty much the only advantage there was to having him around.
DM: I seem to remember a certain Valentine Potter received that year. How did that go again?
RW: Cough Ginny
GW: I so did not send that, it was a stupid prank from Fred and George that only the ferret here seems to find funny.
DM: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled-
GW: What were the words to that bat bogey curse, Hermione? Was it Baticantiem or Batiboogeimeum?
HG: Baticantiem.
GW: That you Hermione, watch it ferret.
DM: You people really have to get over that ferret thing. It was ages ago.
RW: Can't it was one of the best memories of my life.
DM: You're pathetic.
HG: No, you are and would you go away now.
DM: I'm going, I'm going. It's not like I'm here by choice anyway.
HP: I have the best idea for a prank in potions.
HG: I am out of here, and I know nothing about any prank. Ron, don't forget you're a prefect. Ginny want to come help me with my charms essay.
GW: I'll stay I won't be able to see the outcome so I should at least get to hear the planning. What do you have in mind Harry?
HP: George sent me some invisible fireworks, no evidence, just a lot of splattering of a potion and some loud pops and bangs.
RW: Awesome I say we launch them at the Slytherins tomorrow when Snape has his back turned.
HP: Perfect. 10 o'clock a. m tomorrow
Staff Bulletin Board 11 o'clock a. m the next day
MINERVA,
YOU'RE NO GOOD; LAZY PRANKING GRYFFINDORS BLEW UP MY POTIONS LAB AGAIN. Just thought you should know,
Severus
Severus,
Do you have any direct proof of a specific student or students or are you just still sore about last years Quidditch cup?
Minerva
RW: Did you see his face.
HP: And when he couldn't prove it was us.
GW: Priceless I wish I could have been there.
HG: I hope you two are willing to earn back the 20 points from Gryffindor you lost.
RW: Well at least he couldn't prove it was us specifically.
DM: Ha, I have proof it was you now.
HP: And you will also keep your big fat mouth shut unless you want to be cursed to to tomorrow.
DM: I won't tell because I found it entertaining, but do it again and I will.
RW: Should we go and try to modify his memory, I mean you really can't trust a Slytherin.
HG: Do any of you know how?
RW: No I thought you would.
HP: We could blackmail him.
RW: How?
GW: When I was helping mum clean out Grimmauld Place I found a lovely little photograph of Draco in his nappies.
RW: Perfect why would that be in that house though.
HP: His mother was Sirius's cousin.
RW: We can corner him with it before Charms later.
GW: This will be awesome.
Reviews- Thanks to everybody who has reviewed. Please let me know if you can think of a way to make it better. Lys- Thanks I hope you like this chapter. Alexandrea- I'm glad you found it funny. Band02- I'm glad it was better than you thought it would be I know it's a rather odd story. BOO- I' m glad you found it funny. I'll write more if I have any new idea's. Shortyfaillce- I'm glad you like it.
GW: It's great to be back at Hogwarts again, isn't it?
RW: You are a total genius Hermione, getting the computers bewitched to work at Hogwarts.
HG: Thanks but I'm no genius.
DM: I have to say you're awfully smart for a mudblood.
RW: What are you doing here ferret boy? And don't call her that.
DM: Careful Weasley you might start spitting slugs.
RW: Stupid wand. I would have cursed you to next week and you never said what you were doing here.
DM: Apparently, the author wants me here so I don't really have a choice.
HP: Please get him out of here.
DM: Potter I hear you're dating the Weaslette here.
HP: Don't make me hurt you I could turn you into something a lot less dignified than a ferret.
DM: Like what?
RW: You'd make a good rabbit wouldn't he, Harry? Hermione? Ginny?
GW: Oh yes a very good rabbit, he could go live in the Forbidden Forest.
HG: Or better yet we could mess up his memory and he could go live with Lockhart in St. Mungo's
DM: I'll take the rabbit. I hate Lockhart.
RW: Who doesn't?
HP: Ha, do you remember Snape when he was around, he hated Lockhart almost as much as me, which is pretty much the only advantage there was to having him around.
DM: I seem to remember a certain Valentine Potter received that year. How did that go again?
RW: Cough Ginny
GW: I so did not send that, it was a stupid prank from Fred and George that only the ferret here seems to find funny.
DM: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled-
GW: What were the words to that bat bogey curse, Hermione? Was it Baticantiem or Batiboogeimeum?
HG: Baticantiem.
GW: That you Hermione, watch it ferret.
DM: You people really have to get over that ferret thing. It was ages ago.
RW: Can't it was one of the best memories of my life.
DM: You're pathetic.
HG: No, you are and would you go away now.
DM: I'm going, I'm going. It's not like I'm here by choice anyway.
HP: I have the best idea for a prank in potions.
HG: I am out of here, and I know nothing about any prank. Ron, don't forget you're a prefect. Ginny want to come help me with my charms essay.
GW: I'll stay I won't be able to see the outcome so I should at least get to hear the planning. What do you have in mind Harry?
HP: George sent me some invisible fireworks, no evidence, just a lot of splattering of a potion and some loud pops and bangs.
RW: Awesome I say we launch them at the Slytherins tomorrow when Snape has his back turned.
HP: Perfect. 10 o'clock a. m tomorrow
Staff Bulletin Board 11 o'clock a. m the next day
MINERVA,
YOU'RE NO GOOD; LAZY PRANKING GRYFFINDORS BLEW UP MY POTIONS LAB AGAIN. Just thought you should know,
Severus
Severus,
Do you have any direct proof of a specific student or students or are you just still sore about last years Quidditch cup?
Minerva
RW: Did you see his face.
HP: And when he couldn't prove it was us.
GW: Priceless I wish I could have been there.
HG: I hope you two are willing to earn back the 20 points from Gryffindor you lost.
RW: Well at least he couldn't prove it was us specifically.
DM: Ha, I have proof it was you now.
HP: And you will also keep your big fat mouth shut unless you want to be cursed to to tomorrow.
DM: I won't tell because I found it entertaining, but do it again and I will.
RW: Should we go and try to modify his memory, I mean you really can't trust a Slytherin.
HG: Do any of you know how?
RW: No I thought you would.
HP: We could blackmail him.
RW: How?
GW: When I was helping mum clean out Grimmauld Place I found a lovely little photograph of Draco in his nappies.
RW: Perfect why would that be in that house though.
HP: His mother was Sirius's cousin.
RW: We can corner him with it before Charms later.
GW: This will be awesome.
Reviews- Thanks to everybody who has reviewed. Please let me know if you can think of a way to make it better. Lys- Thanks I hope you like this chapter. Alexandrea- I'm glad you found it funny. Band02- I'm glad it was better than you thought it would be I know it's a rather odd story. BOO- I' m glad you found it funny. I'll write more if I have any new idea's. Shortyfaillce- I'm glad you like it.
