A/N: Unloading groceries must inspire me. Honestly, I was putting potatoes away and this chapter just came into my head. I know this chapter is a bit short I'm sorry but I'm really tired I've been working on Whatever Comes. All day and I didn't mean to even write this but it sprang to my head so here you go.

Thursday

HP: Ginny, will you sneak down to the kitchen with me Saturday. I was thinking we could call it a date since Snape revoked my Hogsmede privileges until next month.

GW: Sure, why'd he revoke your Hogsmede privileges?

RW: Stupid git he took mine too. Malfoy planted a bunch of food next to me and Snape went ballistic.

HP: Apparently no food is allowed in the dungeons.

HG: Well it was kind of stupid of you to insist it was Malfoy even though it was. I mean you know how Snape gets about that.

HP: Anyway he was in a really bad mood so after he did all that to Ron he started ragging on me for dropping porcupine quills.

RW: And then Malfoy poured Harry's frog spawn all over himself and started wailing about how Harry poured it on him.

HG: And Snape bought it of course and blew a gasket.

FW: I know how you can get back at Malfoy.

GeW: We've already owled it to you.

HG: What is it?

FW: It's a new product.

GeW: Pink hair dye.

FW: The more charms you use on it trying to get it out.

GeW: The pinker it gets.

FW: Mind you four behave yourselves.

HG: I'll get the Slytherin password at the prefect meeting tonight.

RW: Did you just write what I thought you wrote?

GW: She did.

HP: Tonight Draco Malfoy is going down.

Friday

GW: Oh my gosh have you all seen the ferret today!

RW: The look on his face

HG: And his hair.

DM: I am going to kill you four. Have you looked at my hair? This stupid dye won't come out I can't seem to color it back it just keeps getting darker, it won't go away and I am forever being mocked about it.

HP: Maybe you'll stop crossing us.

RW: Tell Snape and there's more stuff where that came from.

Albus,

Have you noticed Draco Malfoy dyed his hair hot pink.

Minerva

Minerva,

It must be a new trend. Hmm maybe I should try it out.

Albus

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