A/N: Wow chapter eight and it's almost the end of June. Where is my summer going???? What can I say my muses won't leave me alone. I was trying to lay down and relax and read the third immortal book when this pops into my head

Mummy,

My hair, it just keeps getting pinker and pinker mum. Make it stop the others laugh at me, at ME a Malfoy. Can I have a new broom mum? Potter still has a better broom and if I have to play Quidditch with pink hair then shouldn't I get a better broom.

Love,

Your little Draco

FW: I've come up with some purple hair dye if you would like to get some.

GeW: Maybe try it out on Snape.

GW: Like Snape washes his hair.

FW: Or one of the other Slytherins.

HP: Ha, Draco is the only one who washes his hair. The other Slytherins are striving to be just like Snape, the slimy git.

RW: Harry's having some issues against Snape.

FW: We noticed.

HP: He won't leave me alone I mean for example Peeves thought it'd be real funny to shove Goyle into the vanishing cabinet

RW: You have to admit it was.

HP: Continuing on, he shoves Goyle in the vanishing cabinet then when he turns up a week later and guess who loses a hundred points, gets a weeks detention, and..

GeW: There's an and, that's never good.

HP: And I get a lecture about how I am just like my father thinking I can get away with everything and how I am so arrogant and blah blah on and on for an hour making me completely miss divination

RW: Lucky, even if you were with Snape at least you didn't have to listen to the old bat go on and on about some inter sprit thing.

GW: What inter sprit thing?

RW: I'm not sure I wasn't really paying attention. Hey, where's Hermione?

GW: She had detention, didn't she tell you?

RW: SHE HAD DETENTION????????

HP: For what?

GW: I can't believe she didn't tell you. She cursed some Slytherin in the hall because he was picking on some first years.

FW: What is it with you people and Slytherins?????? If you're not plotting against them, you're complaining about them.

HP: With all due respect, you're the one supplying us with plotting material.

GeW: He has a point you know.

RW: I can't believe that she cursed someone.

DM: I can, she smacked me that one time, remember.

FW: Why if it isn't the pink ferret.

GeW: How are things these days ferret. Been losing any Quidditch matches against us.?

DM: When will you people get over the ferret thing???????

FW: That's the thing Malfoy

GeW: We can't

DM: I'm going to go socialize with civilized people. In fact I'm only here right now because the author wants me here. Again

HG: Oh my gosh, have you guys seen Professor Dumbledore today?

RW: You're back and I saw him at dinner.

HG: Yeah and I had my first detention in years.

GW: Who was it with?

HG: Filch

FW: Oh he's the worst of the lot.

GeW: But the trick with him is you have to act real sweet.

FW: Even if he threatens to send you into the Forbidden Forest

GeW: Or makes you feed Hagrids shrewts, remember that Fred.

FW: I still have the burn marks, anyway say yes really sweet no matter what

GeW: And give him great big smiles

HG: I'll remember that next time I have detention again. Anyway Professor Dumbledore has died his hair pink.

GW: No!!!!!!!

RW: Beard and all?

HG: Beard and all.

HP: Wow

FW: That's scary

GeW: Really scary

ALBUS,

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU??????? ARE YOU INSANE????????

YOUR VERY SHOCKED AND SCANDALISED STAFF.

ilovesmilies- Lol you are really funny. How's two hours later for an update. Honestly my muses will not leave me alone I've been working on my other story all day and now this. I can just see you well not really you cause I don't know you but someone I think would look like you in the middle of all these little kids getting hit with floties you are so funny.