Author's Note: This was supposed to be a poem for two voices, but is stupid, so I couldn't keep that format. so...I think it WILL work still if two people read it out loud (like anyone's actually going to do that) anyway... please review.

And if you've read any of my other fics, don't be mad thatI haven't finished them yet, I will when school gets out.

Disclaimer: JKR owns the fictional authors of this poem. (but i am the real author! mwah!)


Fred and George (unison):We are two brothers

Fred: twins.

George: We look exactly alike

Fred: And we think alike, so much that...

George: we finish each other's sentences.

Fred: Every day,

George: All the time,

Fred: so much that

George: we annoy

Fred and George: everyone.

Fred: But the best thing is

George:our voices sound so much alike

Fred: that the people listening

George: without looking

Fred: can't really tell that

Fred and George: two different people are talking.

Fred: So when we first meet people (mostly friends of out parents), we

George: love to, shall I say... mess with them a bit.

Fred: You know... drive them

Fred and George: crazy.

Fred: After all,

George:how cana perfectly sweet and innocent boy

Fred:be in two places at once?

George: The first time we did this so well

Fred: that the woman,

George: when we both showed ourselves at once,

Fred: promptly fainted. (oh the scream...)

George: And we just

Fred: looked at each other,

George: and laughed. (Except Mum nearly murdered us, but she was conveniently stopped by Mrs. Fudge waking up.)

by Gred and Forge Weasley


Author's Note: just somethingI wrote in class one day. now. please review. please.I beg of you. PLASE!

Moony the Almighty