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Chapter 3 - Uh Oh

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Manor - Attic

Chris enters the attic to see Wyatt in the playpen and Piper and Paige thumbing through the Book of Shadows, trying to find out what his fiancée was.

Paige - finding a demon in the book, with a marking - Is that the mark?

Piper - No, it looked more like a bird.

Paige - A bird? So, you're saying maybe the Audubon Society sent the demon after us?

Piper - Just keep looking.

Chris - Piper sits down, as Chris butts in - Guys, I'm telling you I'm fine. Don't sweat it.

Phoebe - FINE? Chris, your powerless, there is a hole in your chest that could fill Texas and your heartbroken. Your anything but FINE!

Chris - pacing - Yes I am fine.

Chris steps on one of the floorboards and it squeaks.

Chris - annoyed at the floorboard, and also trying to change the subject - You really ought to fix that, you know.

Leo - Come on, Chris, why was she after you?

Chris - Remember the little saying I told you thought the dragon. - Leo nods - Well, that's not it. I thought it was, but no, I'm innocent there.

Paige - How 'bout that?

Piper - Paige, that's a wolf, not a bird.

Paige - looking at it sideways - Oh.

Piper just shakes her head, and leans back in the chair; brainstorming.

Phoebe - What about a Phoenix?

Piper - Aren't they birds?

Phoebe - No, their a family of assassin witches that are…

Paige - …Very elite and very powerful and who are born with a distinctive birthmark symbolizing…

Phoebe - …their rise from Salem's ashes. Ut oh, they reform.

Chris's eyes widen, and Leo sees.

Leo - Why you little sneak. You knew she'd reformed.

Chris - Ok, how bout this. I have to get to our spot to see Bianca. I'm walking, well actually running if I want to make it there tonight; you guys just go have sex or something while I do a quick tour to the future. Have you ever heard of the saying, 'what you don't know, can't hurt you?'

Phoebe, Paige and Piper - Your not going anywhere, young man…

Leo - Your grounded.

Chris - Ok, see you.

Chris - walking out of the attic saying - Don't come looking for me. I won't be around.

Paige - Crystals, circle.

But, Chris always being the fastest person on the tract team, had no problem out running the orbs.

Paige - amazed - Damn. He's fast.

Piper and Phoebe - Mmm-huh.

Leo - I bet no one can catch him. - door bell sounds - I'll get it, you guys try to find Chris. - before Piper could stop him, Leo orbs out; giving him the opportunity to meet her new love interest -

Piper - Great. - she dashes after him -

Phoebe - I'll try scrying, you call Darryl and have a APB on him. He is SO grounded.

Paige - Couldn't agree more. I'll call Richard.

Phoebe - taking out her cell - Dido, just Jason.

End of Chapter 3 - Uh Oh