AN: I deleted chapter 10 because it was total crap here's some way better material to rot your brain with (or you could just go watch t.v, whatever you feel like)

Disclaimer: To keep it short the characters aren't mine. They never have, they never were, and they never will be so on with the story.

PP- Parvati Patil

LB- Lavendar Brown

HG: Did you see that Witch Weekly magazine, it's a terrible outrage ME dating Malfoy it's like that article in 4th year over again only it's worse way, way worse.

DM: I have to agree with you Granger but lucky for you my fathers' suing and demanding that all subscriptions not already disrupted be burned immediately. It's a shame to the house of Malfoy for me to be rumored dating a mudblood.

GW: You say that a lot

DM: Shut it Weaslette!

GW: And that's another thing, calling me that was one thing at age 12 but you're what 16 now try to act your age please.

DM: I happen to be 17

HP: You're really stupid do you know that

PP: Is it true you're dating Draco Malfoy Hermione?????

LB: I thought she was dating Krum

PP: Lavendar I thought we'd agreed you'd stay out of this

LB: I want to know!!! And stop telling me what to do! What am I your slave bending at your every will?

RW: She's dating me so you can both sod off ok

PP: Really, what do you do on dates?

RW: What part of sod off do you not get?????

PP: continue please

RW: We have afflatus conversations about Snapes' Machiavellian attempts to destroy us as well as the many idiosyncrasies that we find among people we know. Now will you sod the bloody hell off.

PP: Fine but no need to get so defensive about it, it was just a question

HP: Yeah well ask them somewhere else

HG: I could have handled that you know

GW: Ron do you honestly know half of what the words you used actually mean?

RW: Hermione, I know you could have but I just had to defend you against those superficial snobs Ginny, I know what most of them mean and you can go away

GW: I refuse to acquiescence your request

RW: Huh

GW: Means no

DM: You people are really weird

RW: We know that

FW: We have our greatest invention

GeW: The invention of all inventions

FW: The one

GeW: The only

FW: Drumroll please

GeW: Ladies and gentlemen we now present to you sonnet juice

GW: Sonnet juice?

FW: A mere drop on this in Snapes goblet and he will be reciting beautiful love sonnets to Prof. McGonagall all day

HG: Why only her, it's extremely difficult to make potions aimed a specific person without their hair or something

GeW: Ah but we have acquired a small strand of hair from her head with a useful little charm

FW: We did it last Hogsmede weekend when she wasn't looking, as you know we don't see her at all anymore

GeW: We've sent some of it by owlpost as usual

FW: Have fun !!!

Notes:

Hermione,

Did you see McGonagall's face when he just started belting out Shakespheres' sonnets over breakfast I thought I was going to wet myself

R

YOU KNEW IT WAS SHAKESPHERE I knew I loved you

Ha, Ha, Ha, Dad found a book of sonnets once at a second hand store and mum read them to us to make us sleep, something about the language had us snoring in minutes

McGonagall's face WAS great and so was Snape's when he realized he couldn't stop reciting poetry

History of Magic

Ron,

Can I borrow a quill?

-G

First of all you're STILL not supposed to be in this class and second if Harry and Hermione don't have spare quills do you really think I do?

Point taken

What are you writing with if you don't have one?

This is my last one and it's down to the smallest nib

So buy some

No money

Why are you talking to me anyway when you could be writing love notes to Harry

Good point

So I'll just push this over to him and you can leave me to play tic tac toe with myself

Minevra,

I can no longer keep myself from loving you. I have tried so hard over the years knowing that you, my love, my life could never return my adore. So my dear sweet beauty will you be mine forever and always. Will you m'lady.

Love, love oh sweet love

Severus Snape

Severus,

Are you quite all right?

Minerva

A/N Well that was chapter 10 I hope you liked it. The definitions of the words are below. There will probably be more but not in any sort of periodical fashion. Between piano, clarinet, babysitting, swimming, and now drama I simply just don't have a second to spare in fact I'm writing this at 11:00 on a Friday night. Please look for more from me this summer when I have time to breathe. - L

Machiavellian- cunning, duplicity, or bad faith

Acquiescence- to comply, to be in the state of complying (this was for those who have seen Pirates of the Carribean)

Idiosyncrasies- adorable little quirks also known as foibles

Afflatus- a divine imparting of knowledge or power

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED YOU'RE ALL WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!