Ginny,
The recipe for the cookies is on the counter. Whatever you do, do not forget to turn the oven down after 10 minutes or IT WILL BLOW UP. Have a nice day dear I'll be back from Diagon Alley around three, make you sure you and your brothers behave you can threaten them with no cookies if they misbehave.
Mum
GINERVA MOLLY WEASLEY,
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TURNING THE OVEN DOWN AFTER 10 MINUTES, DO YOU RELIZE YOUNG LADY THAT THERE IS COOKIE DOUGH SPRAYED INTO NEARLY EVERY SURFACE OF THE KITCHEN. GET DOWN HERE AND CLEAN THIS BLOODY MESS UP!
YOUR VERY ANGRY MUM
GeW: Wow Ginny you sure did a number on the kitchen
FW: Yeah I haven't heard her yell that loud in a very long time
GeW: Not since last week anyway when Percy refused to come home for Christmas
GW: Oh shut it I could have sworn I turned the stove down
RW: It must have been bloody hard to clean all that up without magic
GW: Yes and I want to thank you all for your HELP
RW: Mum threatned us with no cake tonight if we even tried, NO CAKE GINNY
GW: Yeah well Harry sucked it up and helped me anyway
RW: Well I'm not your knight in shining armor, ok I'm Ron your brother you know the tall stunningly handsome one with the red hair
FW: Hey that describes me too
GeW: and me
FW: and Bill
GeW: and Charlie
FW: And Percy
GW: We get the idea and as for tall, yes, stunningly handsome, I highly disagree
FW: That hurt Ginny
GW: How does that hurt you
FW: Because I'm tall, red headed and stunningly handsome as well, I thought he was talking about me
RW: Since when is your name Ron
FW: Since I decided it was
RW: And when was that
GW: I give up this is sad
GW: Fred, is George still there? I think I hear mum yelling
FW: Nope he's not here, I hear it too
RW: So do I
GW: It sounds sort of like a howler
RW: Why would she send a howler
GW: Perhaps to make sure we ALL heard it and don't try anything stupid
GEORGE JOHANN WEASLEY,
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TEST OUT NEW PRODUCTS ON YOUR SIBLINGS?DO YOU RELIZE THAT POOR CHARLIE IS SPROUTING GREEN THINGS OUT HIS NOSE?THAT KEEP GETTING LONGER AND LONGER!AND WE CANNOT GET THEM OUT. YOU WILL REMOVE THESE THINGS AND YOU WILL DO IT NOWWWWWW!
Harry,
I told you so
Ginny
