Ginny,

The recipe for the cookies is on the counter. Whatever you do, do not forget to turn the oven down after 10 minutes or IT WILL BLOW UP. Have a nice day dear I'll be back from Diagon Alley around three, make you sure you and your brothers behave you can threaten them with no cookies if they misbehave.

Mum

GINERVA MOLLY WEASLEY,

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TURNING THE OVEN DOWN AFTER 10 MINUTES, DO YOU RELIZE YOUNG LADY THAT THERE IS COOKIE DOUGH SPRAYED INTO NEARLY EVERY SURFACE OF THE KITCHEN. GET DOWN HERE AND CLEAN THIS BLOODY MESS UP!

YOUR VERY ANGRY MUM

GeW: Wow Ginny you sure did a number on the kitchen

FW: Yeah I haven't heard her yell that loud in a very long time

GeW: Not since last week anyway when Percy refused to come home for Christmas

GW: Oh shut it I could have sworn I turned the stove down

RW: It must have been bloody hard to clean all that up without magic

GW: Yes and I want to thank you all for your HELP

RW: Mum threatned us with no cake tonight if we even tried, NO CAKE GINNY

GW: Yeah well Harry sucked it up and helped me anyway

RW: Well I'm not your knight in shining armor, ok I'm Ron your brother you know the tall stunningly handsome one with the red hair

FW: Hey that describes me too

GeW: and me

FW: and Bill

GeW: and Charlie

FW: And Percy

GW: We get the idea and as for tall, yes, stunningly handsome, I highly disagree

FW: That hurt Ginny

GW: How does that hurt you

FW: Because I'm tall, red headed and stunningly handsome as well, I thought he was talking about me

RW: Since when is your name Ron

FW: Since I decided it was

RW: And when was that

GW: I give up this is sad

GW: Fred, is George still there? I think I hear mum yelling

FW: Nope he's not here, I hear it too

RW: So do I

GW: It sounds sort of like a howler

RW: Why would she send a howler

GW: Perhaps to make sure we ALL heard it and don't try anything stupid

GEORGE JOHANN WEASLEY,

DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TEST OUT NEW PRODUCTS ON YOUR SIBLINGS?DO YOU RELIZE THAT POOR CHARLIE IS SPROUTING GREEN THINGS OUT HIS NOSE?THAT KEEP GETTING LONGER AND LONGER!AND WE CANNOT GET THEM OUT. YOU WILL REMOVE THESE THINGS AND YOU WILL DO IT NOWWWWWW!

Harry,

I told you so

Ginny