A/N: I've been unloading groceries can you tell. There's dialogue here again.

BW Bill Weasley

Ginny,

I'm going to need some help making Christmas Eve dinner. See if Hermione would like to help as well, and dear do try not to blow the stove up please.

Love,

Mum

Ron,

Ginny is helping me cook and if any of the food contains poisons, pranks, or another strange substances; I will know directly who to come to.

Mum

Mum,

I hadn't thought of that but thanks for the great idea.

Ron

FW: Wow George you really did great job on Charlie's nose with those bogger sprouts it's still really red.

GeW: Yeah he's still not talking to me. Maybe our confetti will cheer him up

FW: When are we going to launch them

GeW: Tonight after dinner sound good?

FW: Excellent. We are geniuses aren't we George

GeW: Pure and simple.

HG: Well that turned out pretty well except maybe that one little mishap with the chicken

GW: LITTLE MISHAP. Hermione I burned the thing to a bloody crisp. I can't cook all right, I completely suck at it, I have no concentration that's my problem

HG: You do too have concentration. You can do spells and potions really well.

GW: I'm passing potions because I've been coping Harry's notes from last year

HG: HE TOOK NOTES?

GW: Shocked?

GW: So was I.

GW: As for the spells I'm a witch that's what I do, I cast spells

BW: Bloody hell Ginny what did you burn? It really smells downstairs

GW: The chicken

BW: YOU BURNED OUR CHRISTMAS EVE CHICKEN

GW: and the Yorkshire pudding

HG: Don't worry your mum's made a new chicken and it's almost done, as for the pudding we'll do without

RW: IS IT TRUE? DID YOU REALLY BURN THE PUDDING?

GW: Yes

RW: I really, really, hate you right now

BW: Come on Ron it's Christmas

RW: Sod off Bill this is between me and Ginny

After Dinner

HG: Fred, George, wow that was really beautiful

GeW: Thanks and we even got Ron and Ginny to talk

HG: Quite a feat indeed. I wish I could talk more but I'm exhausted. Goodnight

RW: What did you get Hermione for Christmas?

GW: Bookends

RW: WHAT?

GW: Did you get her bookends too?

RW: Yes

HP: Dammit so did I

GW: Ok so Hermione is getting three sets of bookends for Christmas. I'm sure she'll find some use for them…

RW: We've got to get to Diagon Alley

HP: How there's no way your mum will let us just jaunt out to Diagon Alley at eleven o'clock Christmas eve, the place is probably packed, there's probably nothing left anyway.

GW: How is it three people can buy the exact same gift for the exact same person

RW: They were perfect for her, a Gryffindor Lion seemed so…right

HP: I knew I should have gotten her the special addition of Hogwarts a History

GW: Ok here's what we do, Ron can give her the bookends Harry and I will figure something out, maybe we can make her something

HP: Like what?

GW: I don't know Harry, just…go find Mum's book of 3,000 things to make and do it's on the self downstairs

2 Minutes Later

HP: Here

GW: Hmmm…I know we can make her these wooden carved bookmarks they're really beautiful and we can get Bill or Charlie to enchant them so they don't fall out

HP: What else

GW: Let's see, baskets, magically knitted hats, ah ha quills holders she could use one of those couldn't she?

HP: Definitely I'll make the quill holder you make the bookmarks and then we can get someone to enchant them early tomorrow