Chapter 18: In which Harry learns some things and the Meat Loaf Horror Continues
A/N: Fred and George have cast a charm so they can talk in each others heads purely so that you can experience their meat loaf pain. GeW: That's right
FW: No I'm right
LH: Shut up
FW: Who are you
LH: The author
GeW: Are you allowed to be in here
LH: I'm the author I can do whatever I want. I say jump you say how high. I can't believe I am actually arguing with my characters so now for the actual story. This is December 26 by the way
HP: Hermione why are you laughing so hard
HG: I….can't……stop….sooo….funny
HP: Whatever this meat loaf is like a rock
RW: Yep
GeW: We've even taken some for lab studies, see if we can work it into a prank
FW: We haven't come up with anything so far
GeW: But we've found that it turns a most lovely greenish orange when it molds
HG: Orange? Interesting
FW: And it can sit in water for up to six months without showing any signs of disintegration
GeW: Eat up, mum will be offended if you don't eat it
HG: Hey did your mum tell you Dumbledore is coming for dinner
RW: Nope
GeW: Lord help poor Professor Dumbledore, he may have survived many things but he won't survive this
Dialogue
"Ahh thank you Molly this looks delicious." RW: Is he insane
"Thank you Albus, I know this is your favorite." HP: Definitely
"And where is Ms. Weasley this evening?"
"Ginny, oh she has cramps." HP: Why is everyone looking at me like that
RW: Hermione get some control over yourself
FW: I think she's going to wet herself
Later
HP: How was I supposed to know she meant…that?
FW: It's all good Harry
GeW: I've never seen anything quite like your face when you realized what you said
RW: On the bright side I don't think mum's going to be making meat loaf again anytime soon
FW: Poor Professor Dumbledore, he almost choked
RW: On that huge bite too
FW: Good thing Charlie was able to whack him on the back
GeW: Such a he shame he forgot he had a spatula in his hand
FW: I'll never forget it in my life
RW: I almost wish Colin were there with his camera
FW: I'm sure we'll remember it in our minds forever
RW: It goes right up with Draco Malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret
HP: Maybe for you
Later
GW: Harry I just heard what happened from Hermione
HP: And?
GW: I still love you
HP: Good because what Hermione calls my male pride has seriously been hurt
GW: Oh poor baby you'll be fine I wish could have seen that
HP: Didn't you hear the yelling?
GW: Harry this is the Burrow there's always yelling and chaos
HP: Good point
GW: A point I have been trying to get across to you and Hermione for a week now
HP: We go back to Hogwarts tomorrow. Do you think the second term will be as good as the first?
GW: We'll make our mark on Hogwarts this term
HP: We will, will we?
GW: Yes and until then, adieu
RW: Adieu
HG: to you
FW: And you
GeW: and you
How's that for a grand finale. you thought this was going to go on forever didn't you? Sorry but look for a Squeal hopefully soon. In the meantime REVIEW. Thank you have a nice day.
