Chapter 18: In which Harry learns some things and the Meat Loaf Horror Continues

A/N: Fred and George have cast a charm so they can talk in each others heads purely so that you can experience their meat loaf pain. GeW: That's right

FW: No I'm right

LH: Shut up

FW: Who are you

LH: The author

GeW: Are you allowed to be in here

LH: I'm the author I can do whatever I want. I say jump you say how high. I can't believe I am actually arguing with my characters so now for the actual story. This is December 26 by the way

HP: Hermione why are you laughing so hard

HG: I….can't……stop….sooo….funny

HP: Whatever this meat loaf is like a rock

RW: Yep

GeW: We've even taken some for lab studies, see if we can work it into a prank

FW: We haven't come up with anything so far

GeW: But we've found that it turns a most lovely greenish orange when it molds

HG: Orange? Interesting

FW: And it can sit in water for up to six months without showing any signs of disintegration

GeW: Eat up, mum will be offended if you don't eat it

HG: Hey did your mum tell you Dumbledore is coming for dinner

RW: Nope

GeW: Lord help poor Professor Dumbledore, he may have survived many things but he won't survive this

Dialogue

"Ahh thank you Molly this looks delicious." RW: Is he insane

"Thank you Albus, I know this is your favorite." HP: Definitely

"And where is Ms. Weasley this evening?"

"Ginny, oh she has cramps." HP: Why is everyone looking at me like that

RW: Hermione get some control over yourself

FW: I think she's going to wet herself

Later

HP: How was I supposed to know she meant…that?

FW: It's all good Harry

GeW: I've never seen anything quite like your face when you realized what you said

RW: On the bright side I don't think mum's going to be making meat loaf again anytime soon

FW: Poor Professor Dumbledore, he almost choked

RW: On that huge bite too

FW: Good thing Charlie was able to whack him on the back

GeW: Such a he shame he forgot he had a spatula in his hand

FW: I'll never forget it in my life

RW: I almost wish Colin were there with his camera

FW: I'm sure we'll remember it in our minds forever

RW: It goes right up with Draco Malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret

HP: Maybe for you

Later

GW: Harry I just heard what happened from Hermione

HP: And?

GW: I still love you

HP: Good because what Hermione calls my male pride has seriously been hurt

GW: Oh poor baby you'll be fine I wish could have seen that

HP: Didn't you hear the yelling?

GW: Harry this is the Burrow there's always yelling and chaos

HP: Good point

GW: A point I have been trying to get across to you and Hermione for a week now

HP: We go back to Hogwarts tomorrow. Do you think the second term will be as good as the first?

GW: We'll make our mark on Hogwarts this term

HP: We will, will we?

GW: Yes and until then, adieu

RW: Adieu

HG: to you

FW: And you

GeW: and you

How's that for a grand finale. you thought this was going to go on forever didn't you? Sorry but look for a Squeal hopefully soon. In the meantime REVIEW. Thank you have a nice day.