I am no longer able to post a piece like this on Fanfiction due to new rules about scripted stories. So I am going to continue to update on this story as there are no rules otherwise. I will also probably not update again until after the sixth book. Sorry.

GW: Ahh back at Hogwarts

HP: I love it here, I love the Burrow but I also love it here

GW: It's beautiful with the snow covering the grounds

HP: Want to go see Hagrid

GW: I'll meet you in the common room

1 Hour Later

HG: Hey Ron

RW: What?

HG: Your birthday is coming up isn't it

RW: Hey it is, on the 19th

HG: What would you like for your birthday

RW: I'm not sure, it's bloody annoying having it right after Christmas

HG: Ginny, Harry what happened to you?

GW: We fell in the lake

HG: How on earth did you fall in the lake

HP: It's funny really

GW: See we were on our way back from Hagrid's and we decided to take a walk up the hill

HP: And Ginny's pockets were so full of rock cakes that when she leaned over she went tumbling down the hill and

GW: Right into the lake

RW: Is it cold?

GW: Ron it's January, the lake is cold in January, that's why it's covered in ice

HP: Except where we went tumbling in

HG: I don't see how you play into this Harry

GW: He tried to catch me and ended up rolling down right behind me

HG: Interesting, hey I'm going to the library, Ron want to come

RW: Oh sure

HP: I can't believe they bought that

GW: Well how stupid were we to try and see if one could really fall into the lake from the hill

HP: That was a pretty good story though you have to admit and we proved the myth is true

GW: Yes we can definitely say you can fall into the lake from on top of the hill I'm going to go change, I'm freezing, thank you for your cloak

HP: You know the whole thing was your idea

GW: Hey you went along with it

HP: True very true now go change before you freeze to death

Ron,

He took 40 points off! Can you believe that bastard 40 points because of a stupid comment made by that stupid ferret. I didn't even say anything

Harry calm down mate

40 POINTS RON! 40

Relax I can win them back in divination with my oh so brilliant predictions

What brilliant predications did you make?

Ok so you know how I signed up for muggle studies

Yeah

Well we read this tragic play right about these star crossed lovers and you know how Trelawney loves tragedy right?

Yeah

So I took the play and made all my dream predictions off it. Wanna see?

I dreamed that I killed my girlfriend's cousin after he killed by best friend and then I got banished off to Ireland. But then my girlfriend's parents tried to make her marry this guy she hated so she pretended to be dead but I thought she was really dead so I committed suicide and then she found out I was dead and then she killed herself

Ron have you shown this to Hermione?

Yeah she said that was classic play and I pretty much butchered it

Did she say anything else?

Yeah she doesn't like her cousin but she'd prefer I don't kill him

GW: That is the funniest thing in the world Ron, you actually thought she'd give you credit for that

RW: How was I supposed to know she'd taken muggle studies?

HG: Another 40 points down the drain, if we don't clean up our act, the house cup is just a distant dream

HP: Ahhh but the quidditch cup isn't

HG: That's all you people think about isn't it I have to go work on some stuff for SPEW I'll be in my dormitory if you need me

RW: She does know we can't get up there right?

HP: I think that was the point Ron