I am no longer able to post a piece like this on Fanfiction due to new rules about scripted stories. So I am going to continue to update on this story as there are no rules otherwise. I will also probably not update again until after the sixth book. Sorry.
GW: Ahh back at Hogwarts
HP: I love it here, I love the Burrow but I also love it here
GW: It's beautiful with the snow covering the grounds
HP: Want to go see Hagrid
GW: I'll meet you in the common room
1 Hour Later
HG: Hey Ron
RW: What?
HG: Your birthday is coming up isn't it
RW: Hey it is, on the 19th
HG: What would you like for your birthday
RW: I'm not sure, it's bloody annoying having it right after Christmas
HG: Ginny, Harry what happened to you?
GW: We fell in the lake
HG: How on earth did you fall in the lake
HP: It's funny really
GW: See we were on our way back from Hagrid's and we decided to take a walk up the hill
HP: And Ginny's pockets were so full of rock cakes that when she leaned over she went tumbling down the hill and
GW: Right into the lake
RW: Is it cold?
GW: Ron it's January, the lake is cold in January, that's why it's covered in ice
HP: Except where we went tumbling in
HG: I don't see how you play into this Harry
GW: He tried to catch me and ended up rolling down right behind me
HG: Interesting, hey I'm going to the library, Ron want to come
RW: Oh sure
HP: I can't believe they bought that
GW: Well how stupid were we to try and see if one could really fall into the lake from the hill
HP: That was a pretty good story though you have to admit and we proved the myth is true
GW: Yes we can definitely say you can fall into the lake from on top of the hill I'm going to go change, I'm freezing, thank you for your cloak
HP: You know the whole thing was your idea
GW: Hey you went along with it
HP: True very true now go change before you freeze to death
Ron,
He took 40 points off! Can you believe that bastard 40 points because of a stupid comment made by that stupid ferret. I didn't even say anything
Harry calm down mate
40 POINTS RON! 40
Relax I can win them back in divination with my oh so brilliant predictions
What brilliant predications did you make?
Ok so you know how I signed up for muggle studies
Yeah
Well we read this tragic play right about these star crossed lovers and you know how Trelawney loves tragedy right?
Yeah
So I took the play and made all my dream predictions off it. Wanna see?
I dreamed that I killed my girlfriend's cousin after he killed by best friend and then I got banished off to Ireland. But then my girlfriend's parents tried to make her marry this guy she hated so she pretended to be dead but I thought she was really dead so I committed suicide and then she found out I was dead and then she killed herself
Ron have you shown this to Hermione?
Yeah she said that was classic play and I pretty much butchered it
Did she say anything else?
Yeah she doesn't like her cousin but she'd prefer I don't kill him
GW: That is the funniest thing in the world Ron, you actually thought she'd give you credit for that
RW: How was I supposed to know she'd taken muggle studies?
HG: Another 40 points down the drain, if we don't clean up our act, the house cup is just a distant dream
HP: Ahhh but the quidditch cup isn't
HG: That's all you people think about isn't it I have to go work on some stuff for SPEW I'll be in my dormitory if you need me
RW: She does know we can't get up there right?
HP: I think that was the point Ron
