The 3rd Uchiha:Chapter 2:Meet:Shika,Hinata,Kakashi

"Yo!Sasuke!Wake up!"Susake yelled loudly,shaking her little brother to wake him up.Sasuke groaned as he got up."You have school."Susake stated."I have to go back to the house and tell some more fortunes."

"Fine."Sasuke replied as he drowsily scratched his head and dug in the fridge for something to eat."Sasuke!Food's on the table!"Susake called from upstairs.He peered past the fridge door and saw a sandwich sitting on the table"Thanks."He replied quietly.

Susake departed and headed to her run-down,hobo's hut of a fortune telling location and had 2 costomers waiting outside her door.One a shy Hyuga Hinata,and one Ino's match,Nara Shikamaru."What are you 2 here for?"The Uchiha female asked.

"I-I heard that you were a matchmaker.A-and I was wondering if you could m-match me?"The shy girl asked.

"And?"she questioned Shika.

"I'm here on a troublesome dare to get matched."The chuunin explained.

"I see.I'll do stutter-girl Hyuga Hinata first."she said.

"O-oh..."she stuttered and blushed.Then she quietly followed the third Uchiha(She doesn't know that Susake is a Uchiha,though)into the poorly retained building.Susake sat down silently."Hello Hyuga Hinata,I am your teller today.My name is Uchiha Susake.Now,tell me,there is someone you love deeply,the Uzumaki midget,what do you like about him?"she asked.

"W-well...I-I like him b-because...h-he's just so...l-lonely..."she started to explain.

"--lonely and misunderstood..."she read Hinata's mind."he's a lonely ninja who needs a freind and,you have no idea why,but you just like him..."Susake finished the shy girl's explanation and silently thought about the match."I receive strong vibes from a young boy towards you...so,your match is..."she trailed off dramatically"Uzumaki Naruto,just the match you hoped for."She finished.

"T-thank you..."Hinata walked out of the building and,for once,she was extremely confident of herself.Susake followed her out and said."Now,the ninja genius,insanely intelligent,Nara Shikamaru."She beckoned him in. "you're here on a dare for a match eh?"she questioned.

"Yes."he replied.

"I have already matched a partner to you in the past..."she trailed.

He looked shocked."Really?"he asked.

"Yamanaka Ino."She told.

"I see.How troublesome..."Shika muttered as he walked home.He encountered Ino on the way home and was about to tell her about it when she suddenly raced away from him.He wondered why.

The rest of the day,there were absolutely no fortunes to tell!So,Susake was bored out of her mind!She decided to head back to the Uchiha residence and meet her brother there.

From her seat at the table,while she was playing solitaire,she saw her little brother out the window and excitedly ran out to meet him."Hey baby brother!"She called as she walked towards him."Hi Susake."He snarled.His snarl was mostly directed to Ino,Sakura,and Tenten,who were following him."Fan Club?"Susake wispered.He nodded."I'll take care of them."Susake said.And ran towards them,putting on an uncharacteristic grin."Yo girlfreinds.What's happinin'?"She asked in and OOC way.Ino and Sakura were silent because,technically,they were scared of her,but Tenten just replied."Just can't take my eyes off that hottie."

"Nice to see that's what you think of my baby brother."Susake added an awkwardly loud voice on the words 'baby brother'.

"B-brother?"Tenten asked as though Susake was gonna kill her for even looking at Sasuke.

Susake just added."Now,I believe Sasuke doesn't want you three following him."She taunted."So,please leave him alone."She said.Tenten just stood there."Who are you anyway?"she asked."You have no reason to tell us to go away!"

"Yeah!"Sakura and Ino agreed in unision as they slowly backed away.

"Yes I do."She said and sighed with irritation."Uchiha Susake,fortune-telling,match-making,palm-reader big sister of Sasuke,younger sister of Itachi at your service."Susake said and gave a shallow bow."Now,beat it."She said.

"How do I know you're not lying?"Tenten asked suspiciously.

Susake grabbed her brother's shoulder and spun him around so that they were facing the same direction and said."Have you ever seen two siblings that looked more alike?"She asked.It was true.Susake had the same colour hair as he did,and had the same pitted black eyes,as well as the same expression on her face.

"I'm not convinced."Tenten insisted.

"Man,are you dense.Sasuke,am I your sister?"She asked her brother.

"Yes."He replied.

"I'm still not beleiving you."Tenten argued.

"Do I need a DNA test,for god sakes!"Susake asked sarcastically.

"It would help."Tenten replied.

"Get lost."Susake said."Your freinds believe me."

"Heh.As if!"She said sarcastically and turned around to see her freinds walking away."C'mon Tenten."Sakura said."She's right,you're wrong,get over it."

Tenten caught up with her companions as they began to talk amongst themselves.

"Thanks."Sasuke muttered.

"No problem baby brother."Susake said happily.

Then they walked back to the house."So,"Susake began."How was your day?"

Sasuke sighed."Boring."He replied."Kakashi gave us another lecture on the ranks of ninja and what rank you have to be to do certain levels of mission and Naruto-"

"The Uzumaki midget."Susake cut in.

"Yeah."Sasuke replied."He argued about how boring the missions are and for once,I agree with him because the only missions we've been getting lately are baby-sitting,cleaning dishes at the noodle bar,and doing the Hokage's laundry and they're totally pointless missions."He explained."Also,Kakashi's excuses for why he's always late just keep getting lamer and lamer."

Susake had no idea whatsoever what he was talking about.For one,She was a jonin,but never went on any D or C ranked missions because when she entered the academy,she was automatically boosted up to jonin,two,she didn't even know either of his teamates that well,and three,she had never even met his sensei.She had heard of him,but not met him.

"Say Sasuke,would you ask your sensei if I could join you guys on one of your 'pointless missions' so I can meet him and the rest of your team?"Susake asked.

"I don't know what's so great about him."Sasuke commented.

"Describe."She ordered.

"He's 26,has gray hair,his full name is Hatake Kakashi,he reads disgusting books,he's a really powerful ninja,he used to be an ANBU,he has a sharingan,he wears a mask and won't take it off,and he's always late."Sasuke explained.

"I see.I heard he was pretty handsome guy though."Susake teased.Sasuke just got this weird look on his face as he stared back at Susake.She had an evil grin on her face and a sneaky glint in her eye that only a Uchiha can have."I'll betcha he's really hot."Susake began to say in an evil way."Maybe if he's hot enough,I'll ask him out."Susake teased.Sasuke sent her a death glare.

They continued to bicker as Susake swung the door open.

They opened the door and Team 7 were all there.Even Kakashi managed to get there on time."Why are you guys here?"Sasuke asked.

"Don't you remember?"Kakashi asked.

"What?"Sasuke asked.

"We're meeting here to practice teamwork."Kakashi explained.

"Fine."Sasuke grumbled.He was planning on asking his sister about Itachi now,but he couldn't with them here.

Susake and Sasuke stepped in."Who are you?"Kakashi asked Susake and added."Is she your girlfreind,Sasuke?"

Sasuke had a disgusted look on his face."Nah.She's my older sister."Sasuke explained pointedly.

Naruto grinned slyly."What?The one that really likes me?"Naruto asked.Sasuke sent him a death glare that carried a message that said something along the lines of "Don't even think about it."or"Get your own sister."or even"She's mine."

"Nice to meet you Kakashi."Susake said,and shook Kakashi's hand.

"Umm...errr...I didn't catch your name?"Kakashi asked.

"Susake."she answered.

"Susake.Sasuke.Very similar."He pointed out.

They both nodded.I mean,how obvious can you get!Sasuke.Susake.Basically the same.Change a few letters and,voila!There you go!"Sasuke was actually named after me."Susake began to explain."When I was born,dad was expecting a second son who's name would be Susake,but it turned out to be me,so he abandoned me and named his second son after me."Susake explained.

"Interesting."Kakashi said,sounding very unamused."You two also look alike."Kakashi commented."Once,for fun,I tried to imagine what Sasuke would look like as a girl,and you're the mirror image."Kakashi complimented.

"Thanks."Susake said.

For the past few paragraphs,Naruto had been plotting how best he was gonna tick Sasuke off by getting Susake to like him."Hey Master Kakashi,can she come with us on our next mission?"Naruto begged."Pleeeeaaaassseeee?"He pleaded and went down on his knees to beg."Naruto,get up.You can't hold onto a few brain cells,but at least try to hold onto your dignity.If she wants to come,she can."Kakashi said,pushing the begging Naruto away with his leg.Naruto turned around and began to beg to Susake."Come with us!I want you to come!"Naruto begged,clutching her ankles."Leave her alone!"Sasuke scolded at the pathetic Naruto,still clutching Susake's ankles."Master Kakashi,can I kick him?"Sasuke asked.

"Knock yourself out."Kakashi replied dully.

Sasuke kicked him in the stomach and Naruto fought back by saying."Back off!Perfect-girl!"Naruto yelled.

"Dunce!"Sasuke argued.

Naruto frowned as hard as he could before yelling."Frown-face!"

Sasuke sent him a death glare."Demon-boy!"he scolded.

"Pretty boy!"Naruto yelled.

"Weakling!"Sasuke replied.

"Sad Story!"Naruto yelled.

They continued to argue."They get along so well,don't they?"Susake said sarcastically.The two had now resorted to bombing each other with pine-cones.Sasuke grabbed a loose branch and charged at Naruto.Naruto grabbed a large stick and waved it around like a sword.

They were close to impact until...

"Stop!You're acting like 2-year-olds!"Susake had made jutsus and appeared between them to stop them from hitting each other.She clutched both of their shoulders and held them back."Naruto,let me decide on my own."She scolded."And Sasuke,baby brother,stop fighting with Naruto."Naruto snickered at the words 'baby brother'."Uzumaki midget,you can just keep your mouth shut!-"She yelled and glared at him.Her glare was so intense that he stopped laughing."Tell you what.Just to keep the peace,I'll go on your mission,but only if you guys go home and let Sasuke ask me his question."Susake resolved.

"Alright.Sounds fine."Kakashi finalized."Tomorrow at the red bridge at 4:00 AM."

"Yay!"Naruto cheered."She's coming with us!She's coming with us!"He sang as he danced home,only stopping when Kakashi whacked him on the head with his book and told him that 'He was being eternally annoying.'.

End Chapter

Hey,I'm done chapter 2!FINALLY!I had such a writer's block that it was SCARY!Anyway,on with the next chapter of the 3rd Uchiha.