Ramen Lovers…
Er… Don't ask. I don't own Inuyasha or Naruto. Impliedand some hints ofNaruAya and InuSan
Naruto sat down at Ichiraku and ordered a large miso ramen and began eating, ignoring the world around him, That is, until he heard a girl's voice.
"Now listen Inuyasha, tell the cook what you want, give them this and they'll give it to you." said the woman, and whoever she was talking to grunted. Naruto assumed this was some soft of affirmative answer, because the female voice laughed and went away.
"Oi, Naruto…" said Ayame. Naruto looked up.
"Hai Ayame-chan?" asked Naruto, tilting his head. Ayame giggled and dumped some extra noodles into Naruto's bowl. Naruto's eyes widened. "Arigato gozaimos Ayame-chan!"
Ayame winked and Naruto blushed, before digging into his ramen. A teenage looking person sat down next to him and glanced at the menu.
"Um… I'll have the meat lovers special thing…" said the voice. Naruto glanced over as the silver haired youth wearing a strange hat and a red robe placed some money on the counter. "Give me as much as this 'money' will get me."
"Coming up!" exclaimed Ayame, snatching the bills and counting them… Oh the skimpy costumes she could buy to show Naruto-kun… She grinned evilly and stuck half of the bills in her pocket before putting the rest in the register. "Oi! Tou-san! Fifty bowls of meat lovers special, on the double!"
The person gaped and turned to Naruto, who was gaping too.
"Hey kid, I'm not gonna eat all that…" Inuyasha started off, and noted the kid smelt a bit like a kitsune. Perhaps he was a hanyou as well? Oh well, not the time to dawdle. "You want to split it?"
Naruto's eyes became as wide as saucers and he nodded vigorously. Inuyasha shook his head with a smirk.
A little while later, both were slurping some noodles.
"So… What's your favorite kind of ramen?" asked Inuyasha absentmindedly. He couldn't flirt with Sango or yell at Shippo! Or throw up when Kagome strip teased for Miroku… Ew… Anyway, the point was, it was too damn quiet!
"Miso." Replied Naruto. "Then meat lovers, then…"
Two hours had passed as the ramen bowls were eaten at a slower than normal pace. People passing by saw Naruto eating like this, and ran off screaming of the apocalypse and fox demons and what not.
"So then, I take my sword, and slash the guy in half!" exclaimed Inuyasha, demonstrating on a villager who was glaring at Naruto with a bow and arrow. No one mourned.
"SUGOI!" exclaimed Naruto. After he had told a story of his life, Inuyasha had done the same. Before Naruto could say something else, a woman in a kimono with a HUGE boomerang on her back walked into the stand. Naruto gaped at the size of the weapon.
"Inuyasha-kun?" said Sango softly. "You almost finished? I have everything repaired…"
"Ah…" Inuyasha scribbled something on a napkin with his claw and ramen sauce, before leaving. Curious, Naruto looked at it and grinned.
"Go to a village west of here that has a priestess named Kaede in 2 days. Say you know Inuyasha. It's a ramen festival. Bring somebody, see you there."
Naruto grinned and told his girlfriend, who happened to be Ayame, and they made plans to go to the ramen festival.
The End (of a pointless story)
