Title: changing rooms, stilettos and dresses
Author: pinkholyone
'Oh come on Monica, just try it' Dana giggled while wheeling the push chair around the large store
'NO! I have already told you once that orange is not my colour!' Monica practically shouted causing a few heads to turn in their direction
'Ok no need to shout I was just trying to help' Dana whispered back
'I'm sorry its just I have been so stressed lately and really need something nice to wear for my birthday bash on Friday' Monica said in a dazed tone
'Ok well how about this?' Dana said holding up a simple black dress
'That's nice… ok come with me to the changing rooms' Monica was already wondering off in that direction
Monica had managed to slide the dress on but was having problems with the zipper
'Dana could you help me with this?' Monica said as she popped her head out of the curtain
Dana went behind the curtain leaving William in the pushchair just out side
'God this zip is a bit temperamental!' Dana exclaimed while trying the yank it up
Suddenly they heard loud male voices from out side
'STAND STILL!'
'How do you expect me to stand still while your hands are there!'
'Well you are the on who wanted to do this not me!'
'Well it was your idea I just went along with it'
'When I said maybe we should see what it looks like on I meant on a WOMAN!'
All the sudden there was a loud crash and the sound of a curtain ripping
'What is gong on here' a man shouted who both ladies presumed was the shop manager
'Umm… Well… umm.' Came a voice that both women recognized
'Dada' William screamed waving his arms about
At this they pulled the curtain back taking in the site before them
There on the floor in a big heap lay Mulder on his back with John on top of him, wearing the same black dress as Monica with matching stiletto heels
'John? What's going on here? What are you doing in a dress?' Monica said as she knelt down beside his to help him up
'Is everything ok here miss?' a concerned looking shop assistant asked
'Err yes I think so' she replied
Mulder got off the floor and took a step over to Dana who stood there giving him a strange look lifting an eyebrow as well
'Well you see… I wanted to get you something nice for your birthday… and Mulder thought it would be a good idea to see what it looked like on…'
'On a WOMAN!' Mulder defended while brushing dust off his shirt
'Well you didn't say that at the time! Why did you think I was picking a dress up this size… anyway I was going to give you the dress on Friday and ask you out for dinner but it looks like your already getting it now' John said looking sad
'Well how about you buy me the dress and get me those shoes in my size, then you can say you did it all when we go out to dinner' Monica asked
'Are you sure you want these shoes? Because they hurt like hell!' john moaned while hopping on one foot tying to pull one off
'Yes I'm sure now lets get you out of that dam dress' Monica giggled as she shoved him in another changing room
'You can sleep on the sofa tonight' Dana muttered as she moved slowly away from Mulder and over to William
THE END
