Chapter One

The start

One day Ginji woke up. He went up to the calendar to see what the day was. It said, March 31.

March 31? That was yesterday! Ginji thought Oh, yeah!

"Sorry calendar!" Ginji said as he tore out the "March 31" paper and there it was! APRIL 1ST! Ginji's favorite time of the year, because so far he was the king of Pranks!

Ginji and Ban lost there parents in a terrible accident, as someone had told them because they were young when that had happened, so Ban and Ginji live in some rich guy's house, because he loved children and if they didn't have any parents, they'd stay with him.Ginji ran down to Ban's room. He used a little thunder power on the locks to open the door and barged into the room. Then he ran into Ban's room.

"…Ban?" Ginji called out looking around, hmmm…no sight of Ban…

"Hello, I've been waiting for you, Raitei," Said a voice like Jackal's.

Ginji gasped, "Jackal!"

"Hehehe, yes it's me…"

"Show yourself!" Ginji yelled then he remembered about Ban, "Did you do something to Ban!"

"Hehehe…you mean that sleeping fool (A/N: I regret)? I got rid of him and burned his body to flames!"

"W-what?" Ginji looked at Ban's bed there was ashes on the bed, "No, no, no, NO!"

"Muhahahaha! Yes, yes, yes, YES!"

Ginji started crying. But, then he could here some laughing that sounded like Ban's. It was coming from the bathroom. So, Ginji barged into the bathroom and found Ban laughing, his face red. He was holding a microphone the can change your voice by tune.

"BAN!" Ginji yelled.

"Hey! You-should-have-seen-the-look-on-your-face!" Ban said with a laugh between every word.

"YOU BITCH!" Ginji yelled.

"Bitch? How can I be a bitch? I'm not a girl, and does it look like I have fur all over my body?" Ban asked.

"…Y-YOU! YOU JACKASS!" Ginji yelled.

"And you call yourself the king!"

"Whatever. That's a good prank. I admit. I fell right for it."

They went into the bed room. Ginji looked at the bed, ashes covering it.

"Hey, where were the ashes from?" Ginji asked.

"Ash tray." Ban answer simply.

"Ash tray? Where'd you get that?"

"Paul!"

Ban cleans the ash up and they sat on Ban's bed, exchanging jokes, riddles, and simple pranks (A/N: Awww…What sweet best friends!). When they did the Staring contest, Ginji spaced out for a while then he came back to his senses.

"Hey, how about we get something to eat?" Ban asked.

"Yeah, we haven't eaten anything yet!" Ginji said.

They went to MC Donald. While they were eating Ginji spilled some salt.

"Ginji, take some salt and throw it behind your back!" Ban said.

"Why?" Ginji asked.

"Because then you'll have good luck!"

"I don't believe in luck!"

After they ate, Ginji waited out side while Ban was in the bathroom. Then he stepped on a crack. He's cell phone rang.

"Mushi mushi." Ginji said.

"Hello, Ginji Amano?" The person on the phone asked.

"That's me!" Ginji said.

"We'll, your mom just broke her back and the fee is a lot! Can we take it out of your account?" (A/N: Strange, he doesn't have a mom!)

"What? Well, okay…" Ginji said.

"Bye!"

Ginji turned off his cell phone and a few seconds later Ban came out.

"Wanna go to the amusement park?" Ban asked.

"What? I thought you hated parks!" Ginji said.

"Well, I guess you don't wanna go!"

"Wait! I want to go!" Ginji said.

"Huh? You want to go? You could have went when I asked you!" Ban said.

"…Huh? Wait…YOU FOOL! I can't believe I fell for that one too! God! Saying "Go" as in bathroom! Ban your good!" Ginji said. (A/N: Get it? Ginji said he wanted to go to the park, but Ban made him say it in a way that he wanted to go to the bathroom!)

So, they went to the amusement park and started looking at the rides.

"I want to go on that one!" Ginji said as he pointed at the 'Over Kill' ride.

"Go ahead." Ban said.

Ginji ran to the ride, but he went under the latter and then the ride broke down!

"See, bad luck!" Ban said, reminding Ginji of the salt.

"It's just a coincident!" Ginji said as Ban left. Then Ginji stepped on a crack. His cell phone rang.

"Mushi mushi." Ginji said.

"Mr. Amano, Your mother's back healed! But, it seems that right when it healed, she broke her back again!" The person said.

"WHAT?" Ginji screamed.

"We'll need your money again!"

"…Fine!" Ginji said as he turned the cell phone off. Then Ban came around.

"What happened? I just heard you scream!" Ban said.

"Oh, my mom broke her back." Ginji said.

Ban noticed that Ginji was stepping on a crack.

"Bad luck!" Ban said.

"It's just a coincident!" Ginji hissed.

"Whatever, I'm gonna go win a game!" Ban said as he ran to the game section.

Ginji signed, then he kicked a rock, it broke a mirror, the closest ride broke down, Ginji said "DAMN!" And Ban said "Bad luck!"

It had been 2 hours in the park with bad luck; Ginji was getting mad, very, VERY mad. A black cat passed by. Another ride broke down.

"DAMNIT!" Ginji yelled as he started jumping up and down.

"…Uh, Ginji…" Ban said.

"WHAT!" Ginji yelled.

"You're stepping on a crack…" Ban said.

"IT'S NOT LIKE MY MOM IS GOING TO BREAK HER BACK AGAIN!" Ginji yelled.

Then the whole park broke down and then Ginji fell down a whole that was underneath him.

"Well, it couldn't be worse!" Ban called down.

"ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ginji yelled.

"What? What's happening?" Ban called down.

"A poisonous snake!" Ginji screamed.

"How do you know it's poisonous?"

"IT BIT ME!"

"Just because it bit you doesn't mean it's poisonous!"

"I'M ITCHY! ITCHY!"

"But, you've been itching yourself sense this morning!"

"…IT'S ITCHIER!"

"Well…don't scratch!"

"HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSE TO SCRATCH!"

"…I don't know!"

"OH MY GOD!"

"What?"

"IT BIT MY EYE OFF! MY EYE!"

"Ewwwww…was that necessary?"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY OTHER EYE!"

"…How are you still alive?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"…Are you dead yet?"

"NO! B-Ban-Chan! There's s-something I've always wanted to tell yo-OH MY GOD! YOU IT TOOK MY BRAIN OUT!"

"…Oh………Nice joke…"

"NO! REALLY! THIS ISN'T A JOKE!"

Ban looked down the hole, "Ginji, that isn't your brain! That's Poop!"

"ARRGHHH! I STEP ON POOP! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And then, Ban didn't reply.

"Ban? BAN? Are you still there?" Ginji cried.

"Hmmm? Oh, yeah, I'm still up here." Ban said lazily.

"Why don't you do something to help me?" Ginji screamed.

"…Like…calling a hospital?" Ban asked.

"Yeah! HEY! WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT BEFORE!" Ginji screamed.

"Because…APRIL FOOLS!" Ban yelled.

"WHAT? I'M HALF DEAD! YOU MADE MY EYES FALL OFF!"

"Your eyes didn't fall off. Here I'll help you up and tell you everything!" Ban said as he brought Ginji up.

And this is what happened:

When they were in MC Donald, Ban pushed Ginji's hand so that it would knock over the salt shaker.

When Ban went to the bathroom, he actually didn't. He was waiting near the bathroom door for Ginji to step on a near by crack, and when he did, Ban phoned Ginji's cell phone and told him that his mother broke his back, when he was done he went back to Ginji.

When Ginji wanted to go on the "Over Kill", Ban knew that there was a ladder there and Ginji would walk through it! And he noticed a crack so he left and when Ginji stepped on it, Ban called him.

I bet your asking yourself, "Then how did the rides break down?"

Well, the rides had a button that says, "Break down" and "repair". You see, the rides can fix themselves!

And with the hole part, Ginji stepped into a hole! And Ban threw down a fake snake, and some dirt, the dirt fell on Ginji's eyes and it made Ginji think he didn't have any eyes because he couldn't see!

"WAAAHHHH!" Ginji cried as he ran away.

"…Whoops…" Ban mumbled.

How was this? I put a lot of effort in it! Review!