Truth or Dare: Inuyasha Style

A/N: I don't own diddly. Hey everyone! I must say i offically can't type. Oh, by the way, my bud Derek, (AKA Almost Human) his fan fic is called ' A Hanyou's Heart' and he finally got the hang ofchapter manager. What, it only took, about a week, right Derek? But you got the hang of it right? (I like to pick on him, as he does to me). Oh! And i'm in my bud Taylor's (AKA inuyasha 1 gurl) fan fic called 'My messed up life', she said that she was like drunk when she wrote it. I better suddup now.

To the fic! (Drives away laughing) Hey, i can't drive yet! (BOOM)

Hard life and Cold hearts

"If he asked i would" she said almost mumbling.

Once again his heart pounded insanly, 'Holy shit! What the hells going on?' his thoughts pounded.

Once again he asked her if they could talk, and took her out side.

"Kagome, you probably know what i'm going to ask you"

"Yup" she smiled.

"A-and?" he said very timid.

"Yes i will" she said still smiling.

"A-are you really serious?" he said in shock.

"Yes" she said walking toward him to give him a hug.

"Thank you Kagome" he whispered in her ear.

Then they turned the corner, and came back into the hut.

Then Sango leaned over and said, "Well, i wonder what he asked..." she said sarcasticly.

"Well, what did you say?"

"I said yes" she said shyly.

"I'm happy for you!" she whispered.

"Thanks"

"Well Kagome, its your turn" Sango said.

"Inuyasha?"

"Tr- ah man, Kagome get back" he said firmly.

"Yo Kagome, how are yo-" of course it was the one and only Koga.

"What the hell are you doing? Get your hands off my woman!"

"Not so fast, she's my woman now"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" he yelled furiously.

"Koga, its true, i'm his new mate, and i'm bearing his pups too" Kagome said while Koga had on a look.

So shocked, he passed out right then and there on the floor, everyone staring at him.

"Moving on, Inuyasha what was your answer?"

"Oh, truth"

"Ok, how hard was it for you when you were small? Did people pick on you for being a half demon?"

"Yes. Everyone picked on me, even the adults, except for my mother, she knew what it would be like for me, she was my only friend, they would call me half breed and leave me." He said with a serious look on his face.

"I can't even imagaine how hard that would be" Kagome said seriously.

'"Me either" Sango and Miroku both said.

"Well anyways, my turn" he said trying to get off the subject.

"Oh umm, Inuyasha, i ment to tell you were able to change a couple turns ago..." Kagome said.

"What! Yes! Clothing!" he screamed in joy.

Then he ran into the corner,got changed, and took a big sigh.

"Well, Sango?"

"Truth"

"How many children do you think Miroku will want? And will you bear them all?"

"Lots. And m-maybe" she said blushing saying the last two works.

"Sango are you serious? Thats just not you!" Both of them yelled at the same time.

"Ahh! I don't want that many kids!" she yelled punching him in the face by instinkt.

"Ouch" he said lying on the ground, legs in the air.

"Umm San-"

"W-where am i?" Koga said when he finally woke up.

"K- Kagome?" he said while everyone leaned over him.

"Oh Kagome thank God! I had a crazy dream that you were dog crap's mate and going to have his mutts!"

"HEY!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Accually..." she said looking away.

"O- oh God, please Kagome no"

"Its true. I'm sorry"

"Kagome why the hell are you apaligizing to him?"

"Uhh-"

"I-i'm sorry Kagome, i-i can't take this!" he said quickly than ran away. Then Inuyasha sniffed the air cruriously,

"Haha! He's crying! I can smell his wimpy tears!"

"Inuyasha Oswari." (A/N: Translation sit(dog style) and i am a Otaku hard core anime fan.)

"Dahh!" he screamed while plumitting to the ground.

"Ow." he said in the three foot deep hole.

"Sorry but you deseverd it." she said with her eys closed and arms crossed.

"Well, it's my turn right? Kagome?"

"Dare"

"I dare you to let Miroku rub you're butt" (A/N: I'm brain dead! And Dereks not home!)

"I lothe you" she said very pissed off.

With that, Miroku snuck around her and did what he does best. Gropes.

"Can i at least hurt him?" she said with her hand in a fist.

"I can make that work"

"Thank you" she said happily.

Then she elbowed him in the nose and kicked him backwards in the chest.

"I never knew that Kagome that fast reflexes" Inuyasha said almost shocked.

"Why do i always get hurt in the end?" he said wearly.

"Because your a freaking pervert thats why!" Kagome screamed really P.O.ed.

"Well, moving on, Miroku truth or dare?" she said shooting him a very, scary look.

"T-truth" he said really scared.

"Hmmm..." she said thinking.

"How many children do you want to have with Sango?"

"Endless!" he said very happy.

"Oh no, we're settling for, one! For now!" she yelled punching him while saying one.

"Stop hurting me!" he cried in pain. Literally. He cried.

"Aww, but its fun!" Inuyasha laughed while the girls joined in.

"Why me?..." he sobbed.

"In a way you deserve it." Kagome said with a little giggle.

"Why do you guys always say that?" he yelled depressed.

"BECAUSE ITS TRUE!" They all screamed annoyed.

"Hmimm" he groaned sadly.

"Well, Inuyasha truth or dare?"

"Truth"

"Would you ever want to live in Kagome's world?"

"Well, yes and no, that place is freaking scary!" he said recieving a look from Kagome.

"Whats the good part?" Sango said.

"RAMEN!" He yelled happily untill...

"Sit." she said calmly yet parannoyed.

He moaned in the even deeper hole.

"Well..." Kagome said still pissed.

"Inuyasha, in way you do deser- "

Sango was interrupted by the wonky Shippo.

"W-whats going on you guys?" he said sleeply.

"Umm, Shippo, were kinda, well, playing an older game, if you know what i mean?" Kagome said trying to give him the hint to get lost.

"No." he said shaking his head.

"Look just get lost! Go to Kaede's hut!" Inuyasha yelled at the little kitsune. (A/N: Did you know its kit-su-nay not kit-sune? I just found that out a little while ago.)

"Fine then!" he yelled back.

"Ungrateful dog." he mumbled under his breath.

"I heard that you little -"

"SIT!"

"Come on Kagome, three times!" he said pretty beat up while Shippo snuck out of the hut.

"Well?"

"Anyways, my turn, Kagome?" Inuyasha said sitting in his hole in the ground.

"Truth"

"Is there any other guy you've liked?"

A/N: Ooooooo! Bad job of a cliffie, ne? What can i say, this is the crappiest cliff hanger i've done! I'm proud of myself!Whoo me!(does a little dance) Sorry that it was late again. Gomen. Oh, and basicly here is the game so far:

Kagome has no pants on, Sango is in a pair of Kagome's pajamas, Miroku is sopping wet, Inuyasha has been sat three times and sitting in a hole, and Shippo is with Kaede.

Thar you go!
Haley.

Quotes of the chapter:

What if I don't know everything I know?
- my bud, Caitlin Carter- Squire, math class.

Algebra always reminds me of the littlest mermais.
- Derek Wallis, math class

Syanara people! Haley.