Title: Cupboards, Trampolines and Spindles

Hi I'm so sorry for the other version of this, I did it late last night and missed some bits!

Author: Pinkholyone

John padded through the kitchen over to the empty coffee pot and began to prepare it for his morning coffee. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a fast movement quickly turning and facing a very angry, ugly looking rat with its teeth showing at this John dropped the mug he was holding smashing it on the floor but the sound of the mug was drowned out by Johns very feminine scream. Soon all hell was loose and john was running as fast as he could away from the screeching animal, soon he found himself in his second bedroom, which he used as a storage room. John had no time to think so made a mad dash for one of the cupboard not realising that it would automatically lock if he went in there.

THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR

Mr Dye Johns next door neighbour head loud screams that sounded like a woman coming from the house next to his, he moved as fast as he could to the phone and dialled 911

'Hello yes I can heard screams coming from my neighbours house, I always knew there was something round with that mad and the strange people he associated with!'

'Oh please hurry who knows what he's up to!'

Not 10 minutes later John heard his front door being bashed open

'Mr Doggett we know you're in here'

'I'm up here' he shouted placing his mouth to the opening of the cupboard doors and leaning on them

Next thing he knew the door was being opened and he fell flat on his face.

All the people in the room gasped at the sight before them, there was John Doggett, FBI agent……….. In women's black lace knickers and face full of make up

'What?' John asked at the looks on their faces

'Umm Mr Doggett maybe you should look in the mirror and you might want to change into something a little less… revealing' at this John looked down and went bright red

'I'm so gunna get her back for this' he whispered to himself

DANA SCULLYS APARTMENT BULIDING 4AM

' I so cannnnt belieeeve we jus' did that' Dana slurred as she hung onto Monica as much as Monica hung onto her in order to walk

'Ye' I knooow, wait til' he wakesss up' Monica practically shouted as the stumbled up the stairs, for some reason they thought it would be better to take the stairs than the elevator

'heyyy I bet ya $20 I can fit my headdd between the spindlessss on these stairs' Monica had a wicked grin on her face

'YOUR ON' Dana plopped her self down waiting expectantly for Monica to push her head through.

Two minutes later Monica was screaming as Dana tried to yank her head out

'Ahhhhhh No please stop! Call the fire… people whateverrr there called just please get me outttt' Dana had already started dialling and the people on the other end were having a hard time understanding her with the face that she was laughing her head off and everything she said was slurred

NEXT DAY- DOGGET'S HOUSE

'Oh shut up John, I'd like to see you do something adventurous like Dana and I did!' Monica said while nursing a mug of coffee

'So getting drunk and having a fireman saw you out of a staircase!' John had the biggest grin in history

'You still could do nothing near as spontaneous as that' she got up and kissed him affectionately 'but I love you any way'

3 DAY'S LATER

'John what's the big emergency?' Mulder asked as he came in pushing William in a stroller

'Well Monica told me I'm not 'spontaneous' enough' John said leading him though the house toward the back yard

'Yes and what do...' Mulder stopped what he was saying when he saw what was in the back yard 'so you brought a trampoline?' you could tell behind the sarcasm Mulder was dying to have a go on it

'I have it on loan so what I'm going to do is video tape us on it to prove we are adventurous' he said while pressing record on the camera and jumping on the trampoline 'come on Mulder!'

Mulder needed no more encouragement and was on their in an instant leaving William by the camera to watch

5 minutes later they were having a 'I can jump higher than you' contest and John was winning JUST, then Mulder put all his force into his jump but a gust of wind caught him sending him crashing into Mr Dye's yard and wedging himself in an open trashcan

HOSPITAL

Mulder had just finished getting the small cut on his head stitched up and smelt very strongly of cat food and was getting strange looks.

Dana and Monica burst in out of breath from running

'Is everything ok what happened' Monica was fussing over John

'Yes everything's fine! It's just a little cut that's all' Mulder hissed as Dana taped his stitches

'Ok well you can tell us all about it on the way home?' Monica stroked John's hair affectionately

'Ok well it all started when you said I wasn't 'spontaneous.'

TBC