Title: Britney, Superglue and College

Author: Pinkholyone

Authors notes: I'm still new at the writing, although I'm a teenager go easy on me but I'd like to hear your pointers on this story.

Monica, John, Dana and Mulder all sat around a large square table at an expensive restaurant, all were dressed to impress. The ladies had very nice but simple dresses on and the men had sharp suits.

"So what are you going to order?" John asked as he glanced at the menu "I think I'm going to avoid the chicken breasts" he turned and winked at Monica who went bright red and held the menu higher trying to hide.

"I think I'll go for the biggest steak they have" Mulder said with a big grin.

"I'm going for mahi-mahi" Dana answered placing her menu on the table and smiling sweetly at Mulder.

"Ok well I'm guna' have a steak too so that just leaves you Mon?" John turned to her waiting for her to decide.

"Um I'll have a medium steak," Monica said after a moment's hesitation.

Ten minutes later they'd ordered; their food had come in record time. All were happily digging in to their plates when Mulder jumped from his seat sending everything on the table flying. He'd accidentally tucked the corner of the tablecloth into his pants, confusing it with his napkin, as they were both the same color. Food went everywhere, some on the floor, but most ended up on Dana and Monica. Monica, Dana and John just sat there for a minute in shock; Dana was the first to speak.

"WHAT the hell did you do that for?" Dana said as loud as she could but trying not to attract any more attention.

"Look it's Britney Spears!" Mulder whispered excitedly as he pointed to the next table where the star was sitting.

"God if I didn't love you so much I'd hate you!" She paused as she looked down at her dress. "This is a brand new DRESS… come on Monica lets go get cleaned up" Dana spoke with anger. The girls stood up and walked in the direction of the bathrooms.

John still sat there for a minute before he leaned over the table and said, "Where's Britney?"

Mulder tilted his head in her direction and John stood up and casually moved around the table to get a better look trying not to be too obvious. He decided he wanted a better look so moved round the table to the side next to her table and stood about 3 foot away but slipped on some mahi-mahi that was on the floor and skidded around lading in the pop star's soup causing her to scream with fright and two big body guards to appear out of no where.

"Sir what do you think you are doing" the extremely well built man asked pulling John off the table in one swift movement.

"I…. I slipped on the mahi-mahi" John said pointing to the floor.

"Bob they have been creeping me out all night, I think their stalkers or something. That spooky one there kept staring at me!" Britney exclaimed pointing harshly at poor Mulder who was now examining his shoes.

"Sirs will you please come with us?" another well-built man asked.

The two bodyguards escorted Mulder and John out of the restaurant and told them to wait there until the cops arrived to question them. The two men sat down on the curb in defeat.

MEAN WHILE IN THE TOILET

"God I cant believe Mulder!" Dana was now shouting and pacing around with a damp dress on while Monica tried to scrub her dress clean.

"Yeah I know… can you help me with this tap I think its stuck" Monica said grimacing as she tried to turn the tap on, Dana came over and they both had hold of the tap trying with all their might to turn it then "BOOM" water started spraying everywhere and Dana held the tap in the hand now not attached to the sink.

"Oh no! This night could NOT get any worse" Monica yelled and tried to protect her self from the water but it was no use there was now a layer of water on the floor steadily raising. At hearing all the commotion and a loud band the restaurant manager came in and started screaming at them and telling them he was calling the cops and he wanted them out side right now so that they could sit with their "idiots" of boyfriends.

FOUR HOURS LATER- SKINNER'S HOME

Skinner was relaxing on the couch with a mud mask on and his feet in a footbath when his phone rang.

"Hello" Skinner answered.

"Hello is this AD Skinner with the FBI?" a female's voice spoke softly on the other end.

"Yes how can I help you?" Skinner sat up straight now letting his copy of sports today call to the floor.

"Well this is the local police department… we have four of you agents here and you are the person they wanted us to call, if you would like to come down we could discuss their release with you" she said.

"I'll be right there" Skinner didn't waste and time and cleaned himself up quickly preparing him self for the craziness that was to come.

After one hour of explanations and misunderstandings being told all four agents were set free.

"Look I don't want to talk about you behaviour I will keep it quiet to save us all some embarrassment" Skinner's voice was stern with that said he strode off to his car and drove away.

"Dana I'm so sorry please forgive me" Mulder begged grabbing onto her arm and tugging her to face him.

"I'm not mad…just disappointed but what's don't is done now lets get home" Dana answered and unlocked their car.

"See you Monday" Monica said glancing back at them and walking hand in hand with John to where their car was parked.

"Look Mon there's summit I have been wanting to ask you… I was wondering if you…. wanted to move in with me?" John said looking straight into Monica's eyes.

"I would love to!" Monica squealed and clung to John in a fierce hug.

TWO DAYS LATER

John and Monica were now unpacking the last of Monica's stuff when John came across her old college yearbook. As he flicked through he caught sight of a younger looking Monica as head cheerleader with what looked to be a younger Brad Follmer next to her with a lipstick kiss mark on the corner of his mouth, Johns smiling face soon turned to anger.

"Why didn't you tell me you went to College with Brad?" John said accusingly at Monica who was sat on the couch flicking though a photo album.

"Because I didn't think it would bother you… but obviously it does" Monica got off the couch and strode over to him stroking his cheek.

"I'm not jealous I would have just liked to have known that's all" John gave her a small tender kiss before putting the yearbook down and moving on to other things.

MONDAY MORNING

"Say Mon I was wondering if you would like to pop up to Follmers office with me" John said with a grin on his face.

"Sure" Monica answered with a funny look on her face.

As the elevator doors opened to Follmers floor they came face to face with a bright red Brad who had no pants or boxers on and two files covering front and back.

"The old super glue on the chair trick" John whispered in Monica's ear causing her to gasp and turn to him as Brad ran off in another direction with people pointing and laughing at him.

"You did that?" Monica pointed in the direction Brad had run off.

"Yep… well I had to get him back for having my girl in College and what better way to do it than an old College trick" John put his arms around Monica and the elevator doors slid closed.

TBC.