Okay, here you go. I decided to take away the romance, because this is more that kind of story that has no plot, but it is just freakin' hilarious. Like, Family Guy. That show is awesome. Getting off track, here is the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own KND. Sob again. I also don't own Family Guy, mentioned above. Another sob.

There were 5 dogs sitting on a couch, one wearing a red sweater and sunglasses, another wearing a blue shirt and a pilot's cap, another wearing an oversized green sweater, another wearing an orange hoodie with fur in his eyes, and another wearing a blue shirt with a red stripe and a large red cap.

"Well team, we will still have to go on missions." Said Nigel, "We are still part of the K… does anyone else hear that?"

Everyone stopped and listened. But they couldn't hear anything.

"Numbuh 5 doesn't hear anything." Abby said as she chewed on a bone.

"That's just it," said Numbuh 1, "usually by now, Numbuh 4 is complaining about something or talking about how he wants to 'kick the crud' out of something.

"Sorry Ah'm late, but like that thing said, Chihuahuas are hard to house train."

"You didn't"

"Didn't what?"

"Anyway, as I was saying, we will still have to go on missions. We are still part of the Kids Ne… yes, Numbuh 3?"

Numbuh 3 was jumping up and down, screaming Numbuh 1's name until he noticed her.

"Will you throw my hamburger for me? Puh-leeeeaasse?"

"What? Ok, fine. But NO MORE INTERUPTIONS" Numbuh 1 snapped.

He tossed the hamburger (you know, that one that came out of no where in chapter one?) about 3 inches, and Kuki went after it at full speed, pounced on it growling, and brought it back to Numbuh 1, begging him to throw it again.

"Numbuh 3!" yelled Numbuh 5, "NO!" Numbuh 3 backed off, her tail tucked between her legs and her ears down, tears obvious in her eyes.

"Ok, one more time," Continued Numbuh 1, "We will still have to go on missions. We are still part of the…" he looked around to make sure that no one would interrupt him, "Kids Next Doo… oomph! WHY CAN"T I SAY THAT?" He screamed as the wall blew up, revealing 5 blue eyed beagles, all too familiar, even as dogs.

"Hello, Kids Next DOGS!"

"Wait, wait, wait. Can you wait a second?" said Numbuh 4. He ran up to the giant robot that Numbuh 5 knew that they had, and "went" on it (I think you know what I mean).

"HA! Take that, Delightful Dorks!"

A lot of this I have taken from personal experience. No, I haven't "gone" on a giant robot, but my poodle has OCD when it comes to her squeaky burger, and the whole Numbuh 3 scenario? I go through that everyday. And her reaction is exactly what happens when you say "no" to her. And my chihuahua always pees everywhere she isn't supposed to. And she would be really cute in an orange hoodie.