Okay, here you go. I used all of my funny in this chapter, so nothing up here this time.

Disclaimer: I don't own KND

"What do you want, Delightful Dweebs!" yelled a Maltese in a red sweater and sunglasses.

"Well, we WERE going to thrust our foot at your posteriors for turning us in to canines," said 5 beagles with blue eyes, 2 in sailor dresses and 3 in blue suits, all at the same time, "but apparently you weren't the ones who did this to us, considering you are canines, too."

"Wait," said a chihuahua in an orange hoodie, "What?"

Numbuh 5 explained, "They were going to kick our butts because they thought we turned them into dogs, but we didn't, so they won't."

"OOOOOOoOooh!"

Later their were 10 dogs sitting in the living room (you know, that big room where they play video games and stuff with the giant TV?) of the giant tree house, trying to figure out what had happened. Suddenly, a red Irish Setter appeared on the giant screen.

"Attention, all kids next door operatives!" screamed and Irish accent we all know and are kind of scared of. "We have received information that father is turning all the kids on the world into dogs!"

"But no!" yelled the 4 beagles, "Father would not turn US into dogs! He loves us!"

Everyone had flashbacks where father clearly said he thought they were failures, nuicances, and being better off being sheep.

"But wait," said a pug in a flight cap, "hasn't he tried to turn us into animals before?"

"Yes, Hoagie, but this time it's not just kids next door operatives, but every kid on the planet."

"Wait, Numbuh 5 is confused." Said a Shih Tzu with a red cap.

"About the mission?"

"No, why are you calling Numbuh 2 Hoagie?"

Both Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 86 blushed a deep crimson, and said that they went to summer camp together, had been friends for a long time, and stuff like that that never really works when you try to hide a crush.

"Never mind, Numbuh 86, just tell us what we have to do."

"Well, first… Yes, Numbuh 3?"

"Will you throw my burger for me?

That was really short. Oh well. No flames, I already have a fireplace, and it's May.