Truth or Dare: Inuyasha Style
A/N: I am tending to say 'keh' a fair bit now. Sorry about all the short chapters latly .One thing i am happy about is that i beat Hailey with our poll! Felix the Cat and Cat in the Hat, and i got about 20 votes for Felix! That is my favorite old cartoon! WHOO FELIX THE CAT! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT! Well, other than whats new with my life, heres chapter 9 guys.
The Harm of Groping
All of a sudden there was a loud thud on the floor.
"Sango!" Kagome yelled running over to her friend.
Sango had passed out. By groping Miroku!
"Wow. I never knew a woman could pass outby touching Miroku's ass." Inuyasha said.
"I probably would!" Kagome said back.
(Sigh)"Damn" Miroku muttered under his breath.
Then Inuyasha began to laugh at the remark while Miroku began to slightly sob.
"Sango. Sango! Wake up dammit!" Kagome said getting annoyed and gently slapping Sango's face.
"I can't get her up, anyone elsewant to try?" Kagome said.
"I will!" Miroku said.
"...oh good lord..." Kagome said slapping herself in the forehead.
"He's open for a rude awakening" Inuyasha said.
"You bet your life" She said back.
"Oh Sango-OW!" Miroku yelled rubbing his cheek in pain.
"IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN I HAD TO GROPE YOU, LECHER!" Sango yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Inuyasha i think this would be a good move for us to leave. Now." Kagome said.
"You got it" he said.
And very, very slowly, they inched out of the hut and moved beside it. Suddenly they heard kicking, punching, and screaming coming from the hut.
"I'm so glad your not a lecher" Kagome said to Inuyasha while peering into the window.
"Me too." he replied peering in aswell.
Suddenly there was a large clunk, Sango smacked Miroku in the head with her hiraikotsu.
"You think its safe to go in yet? Because i sure as hell don't know" Inuyasha asked with a bit of a shakey tone.
"I-i think so..." She said.
Suddenly Sango saw Inuyasha and Kagome poke their heads in to make sure that it was safe, thencame in, and maked sure Miroku was accually alive. Then it was Sango's turn.
"Miorku, truth or dare?"
"Uh, truth?"
"Will you ever stop groping women?" She slightly yelled.
"Uh...do i really have to answer?"
"Well what do you think genius?" Kagome said with a 'are you stupid?' tone in her voice.
"No?" he said with a pearly white smile.
"I don't give a rat's ass how your mind works just tell the friggin' truth!" Inuyasha said getting annoyed with Miroku.
"I might be able to." He simply said whileeveryone norrowed down their eyes and thought 'ya right pervert.'
"You wish" Sango said unconvinced.
"Don't blame me! I got it from my jeens!" He yelled.
(A/N: Ya know? Genetics?)
"Thing is, none of your ancestors are alive!" Sango yelled while chasing him around the room with hiraikotsu.
"They're sure going at it, and they say we fight alot." Kagome whispered toInuyasha while Sango was screaming in the background and ended with a thunk.
"You said it..." Inuyasha replied.
"I just hope we don't turn out as bad as them..." Kagome said again.
"Ya-wait a minute, whats that suppose to mean?" Inuyasha said.
"...why does this happen to me?..." Sango muttered under her breath with a hand on her forehead while walking towards them.
"My...turn..." Miroku said wearly from the ground raising a hand in the air.
"I-Inuyasha?" he said as if he were drunk.
"Truth i guess."
"What did y-you think when you first saw Kagome baked?" he said still wonkey.
(Gasp) "PERVERT!" Sango and Kagome both yelled takling him. And hurting him. Severly. While Inuyasha just sat there hopelessly lost not knowing what in the world was going on.
"Uh..." Inuyashsa muttered.
"Inuyasha...you never answered..." Miroku mumbled while Kagome furiously blushed and he recieved a kick in the stomach.
"Ahh!" Inuyasha yelled not knowing what to say.
A/N: Hey guys, i know some of you want some fluff and lemon, so i could always make a rabbit hop by a lemon! Jk, i know you all want Sessy, and -cough- sex...But quite frankly i don't know how to put Sessy in the fic, next chapter is the last one (yes i know, sad), and, uh, well, you probably know about the other part... I am going to make another fic.
Ja ne!
Haley.
Quotesof the Chapter:
That makes me sound smart but thats not how i got it.
-Derek
My cat could run that fast if she lost some weight.
-Aaron Jackson, Science class
I caught amonia on my birthday.
-My bud, Brittany Hewlko, Math class (Amonia is a cleaning fluid and NAmonia is the really bad cold.)
BB
Haley.
