Seishitsu- Hey everyone! I don't know why, but my good fanfictions are getting deleted and I never update. I usually type a lot when I e-mil my cousin, but… he's been busy for a while. So I guess I'll have to settle for this. Malik is going to be the hikari, okay?

Disclaimer- I do not own YuGiOh.


The Censored Blues

Chapter 1- Prologue

Bakura had just brought back a movie from blockbusters and brought it back for the all the yami's and Malik to watch. (A/N: Yami/Atem is there too. Don't ask). Bakura inserted the tape into the VCR and turned on the tv.

Malik- Is the movie violent?

Marik- It better be!

Bakura- Damn this place! I can't read a single freakin' word on this box!

Yami- Let me see!

Bakura- (hands Yami the tape) I bet you can't read it either!

Yami- Shut up! Hmmm… Now let me see… (Looks at the box and grumbles to himself)

Bakura- See! You can't read it!

Yami- Arghhh! (Jumps on Bakura and strangles him)

Malik- (Picks up the box and looks at it) Damn! I've been in Egypt too long.

Marik- Bakura… If you can't read the box, how'd you rent it?

Bakura- Rent?

Yami- You stole it?

Bakura- Well, of course! I don't have any money! What's so bad about stealing anyway? In this place, no one notices! Mortals in this century notice at the last minute.

Marik- True.

Malik- Hey! I resent that! If Isis were here, she'd beat you to a bloody pulp!

Bakura- Pathetic. Do you always have to depend on her.

Yami- Speaking of Isis, where is she?

Malik- Well… She said that she was leaving to examine an artifact that was recently discovered in… somewhere… where was it?

Bakura- Like I said. Mortals are dense in this millennium.

Malik- Shut up! (Lunges at Bakura)

Yami- (Gets up and presses the 'Play button')

Everyone in the room stopped what the were doing and looked/stared at the tv screen.

IN THE TV SCREEN

Cloaked Man- (Holding a gun) Get your (censor) of the ground and put your (censor)ing hands up!

Victim dude- What?

CM- You heard me! Get your (censor)ing (censor) off the floor, and put you (censor)ing hands up!

VD- Why?

CM- I'm (censor)ing tired of this!

The screen goes black, and you hear a gunshot.

YAMI TURNS OFF TV

Marik- Holy crap! That movie was censored!

Bakura- Damn piece of shit! I didn't see that man get shot!

Yami- Damn shame.

Malik- …

Marik- Bakura, your going to go back and get another tape!

Bakura- Hell no! Someone else is going to do it.

Malik- I say vote!

Malik, Marik, and Bakura- YAMI!

Yami- Why me?

Bakura- You're a goody-two-shoes!

Yami- Am not!

Bakura- Are too!

Yami- Am not!

Bakura- Are too!

Yami- Am not!

Bakura- Are too!

Yami- Are too!

Bakura- Am not!

Yami- HAH! Got you there!

Bakura- Hell! Your going anyway!

Yami- You can't make me!

Bakura- Yes I can!

Yami- No you can't!

Bakura- Yes I can!

Yami- No you—

Malik and Marik- SHUT UP! If we say your going, YOUR GOING!


End of Chapter 1