Seishitsu- Hey everyone! I don't know why, but my good fanfictions are getting deleted and I never update. I usually type a lot when I e-mil my cousin, but… he's been busy for a while. So I guess I'll have to settle for this. Malik is going to be the hikari, okay?
Disclaimer- I do not own YuGiOh.
The Censored Blues
Chapter 1- Prologue
Bakura had just brought back a movie from blockbusters and brought it back for the all the yami's and Malik to watch. (A/N: Yami/Atem is there too. Don't ask). Bakura inserted the tape into the VCR and turned on the tv.
Malik- Is the movie violent?
Marik- It better be!
Bakura- Damn this place! I can't read a single freakin' word on this box!
Yami- Let me see!
Bakura- (hands Yami the tape) I bet you can't read it either!
Yami- Shut up! Hmmm… Now let me see… (Looks at the box and grumbles to himself)
Bakura- See! You can't read it!
Yami- Arghhh! (Jumps on Bakura and strangles him)
Malik- (Picks up the box and looks at it) Damn! I've been in Egypt too long.
Marik- Bakura… If you can't read the box, how'd you rent it?
Bakura- Rent?
Yami- You stole it?
Bakura- Well, of course! I don't have any money! What's so bad about stealing anyway? In this place, no one notices! Mortals in this century notice at the last minute.
Marik- True.
Malik- Hey! I resent that! If Isis were here, she'd beat you to a bloody pulp!
Bakura- Pathetic. Do you always have to depend on her.
Yami- Speaking of Isis, where is she?
Malik- Well… She said that she was leaving to examine an artifact that was recently discovered in… somewhere… where was it?
Bakura- Like I said. Mortals are dense in this millennium.
Malik- Shut up! (Lunges at Bakura)
Yami- (Gets up and presses the 'Play button')
Everyone in the room stopped what the were doing and looked/stared at the tv screen.
IN THE TV SCREEN
Cloaked Man- (Holding a gun) Get your (censor) of the ground and put your (censor)ing hands up!
Victim dude- What?
CM- You heard me! Get your (censor)ing (censor) off the floor, and put you (censor)ing hands up!
VD- Why?
CM- I'm (censor)ing tired of this!
The screen goes black, and you hear a gunshot.
YAMI TURNS OFF TV
Marik- Holy crap! That movie was censored!
Bakura- Damn piece of shit! I didn't see that man get shot!
Yami- Damn shame.
Malik- …
Marik- Bakura, your going to go back and get another tape!
Bakura- Hell no! Someone else is going to do it.
Malik- I say vote!
Malik, Marik, and Bakura- YAMI!
Yami- Why me?
Bakura- You're a goody-two-shoes!
Yami- Am not!
Bakura- Are too!
Yami- Am not!
Bakura- Are too!
Yami- Am not!
Bakura- Are too!
Yami- Are too!
Bakura- Am not!
Yami- HAH! Got you there!
Bakura- Hell! Your going anyway!
Yami- You can't make me!
Bakura- Yes I can!
Yami- No you can't!
Bakura- Yes I can!
Yami- No you—
Malik and Marik- SHUT UP! If we say your going, YOUR GOING!
End of Chapter 1
