Thank you SOOOOOOO much for the reviews, minna! My heart and my bunny muse are oh-so happy! And you know what, Midnight-Nemesis, it's true! We need more Usa-Mamo Hate/Love action! But, in this chapter, I will pour out all my feelings on Tuxedo Kamen. Sorry, Mamo-chan, but you had it coming!

Disclaimer: Sailor Moon would have been mine. It should have been mine. But it's not. Because of the stupid legal thingies, whatchamacallits, laws.

Usagi had fought more than her share of youmas. They were all, not surprisingly, women in revealing outfits. But that's what you get for being the creation of some male anime director. But never, EVER in her whole career as Sailor Moon had she been prepared for this.

A normal looking girl sat at a bench. Well, normal enough. She seemed to have on more makeup than could be humanly possible.

'Erlack! Doesn't she know there are animal parts in all that? Eew!'

Sailor Moon peered about, and found Venus standing next to her. The senshi of love looked confused.

"Er, we're at the right park right?" Venus fingered her chain nervously.

Sailor Moon nodded. "Maybe the girls beat it and took off. Lemme ask the girl over there." She approached the girl, who looked up. She had deep red hair, almost as red as that icky nail polish you can buy that people wear on Halloween. (A/N: You know the one, right minna? That kind that makes you want to shut your eyes…)

Sailor Moon took a deep breath. "Umm, you wouldn't happen to know if the sailor senshi were here, would you?" The girl giggled. When she spoke, her voice was in that annoyingly high-pitched tone that you get when you swallow helium.

"Like, totally! They were like, right here, and then they like, totally attacked me, then like, ran away after like, I like, defended myself! It was like, so totally embarrassing and like rude!"

Venus and Moon stared, at a loss for words. Venus tried another approach.

"You wouldn't happen to be an evil minion of Beryl's, would you?"

The girl snickered. "Yah, like Beryl-like-sama told me I have to like, totally char you! So like, that's what I'm like, gonna do! Isn't that like, a totally great like, idea? And like, best of all, like, you don't even know I'm like, totally the youma, cuz I'm like, so totally ordinary looking!"

Moon stifled a snort. "If I can guess what your original hair color is, will you go back to Beryl?" She and Venus collapsed in laughter, and the youma blinked. After a moment, she began to turn red.

"Hey, that like, totally deserves, like revenge!" She whipped out an ornate fuzzy pink mirror and pointed it at the two giggling senshi. "This mirror like, sucks up all your like, stupid little attacks, and like, sends them right back!"

And with that, a swirl of fire began to glow inside of the glass. Moon stared for a second. "Hey, Venus, can she do that?" The senshi of love grunted.

"Do I look like Mercury to you?"

"Sailor Moon, MOVE!" Jupiter suddenly jumped from a tree/ She grabbed onto the wrists of the two blondes and pulled them away just as a burst of firepower (no pun intended) came out from the mirror in a blazing heat. Venus smiled weakly.

"Thanks, Mako-chan! That was a close one!"

Moon sat up. "Where're the others?"

Jupiter nodded towards the tree she had come from, and the girls could see Mars jump down and run for them. The raven-haired girl looked at them angrily. "About time you got here! I called you ages ago, Odango, and you're STILL late!"

Jupiter sighed. "This from the girl who gave the youma all that fire."

Mars seemed to go red in the face, and would have surely taken several years off Jupiter's life had not a glowing fireball begin to speed towards them.

"MOVE!" Jupiter shouted. The girls split up and tumbled into separate directions. Jupiter glanced back towards the tree. "Mercury! Have you gotten the weakness yet?"

The blue haired senshi peeked out from the leaves. "Not yet!"

Venus screeched as the youma burnt away a portion of her bow. "You touched Venus-sama's bow! No one touches my bow! VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!"

The golden hearts surrounded the youma, who merely smirked and pointed her mirror to them. The hearts seemed to hesitate, before turning red and flying to the nearest senshi, Sailor Moon. She stood still in shock, not sure of what to do.

'Move! Yes, left foot, then right, you've been doing this for years now! I don't wanna die! Why couldn't I have gotten the blunette? She's smart! She would have moved!'

Moon closed her eyes as the hearts flew closer, and waited for the shock of pain.

It never came. She opened her eyes and found Tuxedo Kamen staring straight ahead. He landed nimbly by the other senshi, and let her down before turning to the youma.

"How dare you toy with the idea of women? They do not, and never will act that way! For making fun of some of the most important people in the world, I shall never forgive you!"

The youma stared incredulously. "And who like, makes up your lines, Mighty Mask? Some like, cheesy middle-aged dork who like, lives in his like, mother's basement?"

Tuxedo Kamen grew bright red as the senshi snickered. He made one last attempt at keeping his dignity. "Your words will mean nothing when you are dust!"

The youma rolled her eyes. "It's not like you're like, the one like, destroying me!"

Kamen growled and produced a rose. The youma cocked an eyebrow. "What're you like, gonna do? Like PLANT me? Or start a like, garden club? Like, the senshi wear freakin' like, high heels and they like, still like, fight better than you do! And what's with like, the like, hat? Did you like, really like Cat in the like, Hat when you were like, little or something? Like, can you like say, lame?"

The senshi were howling in laughter as Tuxedo Kamen struggled to keep his composure. Mars poked Moon in the back. "Let's get rid of it! It's funny, bit it's also distracted!"

Moon let a small chuckle escape her as she threw her tiara. "Moon Tiara Magic!" the youma didn't even scream. It's last words as it turned to dust were, "And like, that like, outfit! Are you like, coming from like, prom or something?"

Sailor Moon turned to Tuxedo Mask and put a comforting arm on his hand. "It was funny, but no hard feelings, right?" He looked down into her wide blue eyes and melted.

"Right. Ja, Sailor Senshi."

"Ja!" they cried in unison as he flew away. (A/N: Did anyone besides me get an image of Tuxie with wings? Penguin wings?)

The senshi de-transformed, and Usagi checked her watch. "It's only about four-thirty, minna, let's go get some food!" There was a round of agreements, but as the walked off, a noise startled them.

Sailor Mercury jumped down from a tree, waving her computer frantically. "I've got it! I've got it! I know how to kill it!" She stopped and looked around in confusion. "Um, where's the youma?"

Usagi sighed and hooked a hand through the blunette's elbow. "Ami-chan, we need to talk about all that studying you're doing…"

That was good minna! At least, I think so. Next chapter, Usagi and Mamorou…er…well, just read and find out! Sayonara!