I realize I haven't updated in a long time, but…wow, I have no excuse. I was just being lazy…heh. Ah well, here it is.

Disclaimer: Why am I doing this again? (Lawyer shows her a piece of paper showing a lawsuit fining her for thirty thousand yen.) Oh. Sailor Moon isn't mine.

"Life sort of sucks." Sailor Moon groaned miserably as she landed on her behind, and rose again. Beryl was leering at her in a way that freaked her out of her wits, but she couldn't stop now!

Mars and Jadeite had ended up knocking themselves unconscious, and Mercury had accidentally frozen herself as well as Zoicite.

Venus was currently tangled up in her chain and hanging from the ceiling, flashing the people below her.

Jupiter was infuriated with Nephrite, and had ended up beating him senseless. Promptly before losing consciousness, he had pushed her backwards into a puddle of water, shorting her powers out. She too, had succumbed to the darkness.

Tuxedo Kamen had been rather put off about the gay comments, and was sulking horribly as Kunzite had him locked inside a dark bubble. If he so much as moved an inch, he would be shocked.

Sailor Moon looked over at him unhappily. "How come all the senshi got their shittenou?"

Tuxedo Kamen seethed. "It's not my fault! You and Venus just rushed in and distracted everyone!"

Sailor Moon dodged another energy bolt from Beryl. "Look, baka, the least you can do is help!"

"Baka?"

She whirled to face him, then as an afterthought, ran to the other side of the bubble so Beryl couldn't hit her. "Yeah, I know it's you Mamo-baka!"

He looked stunned. "Usagi? Is that you?"

She nodded unhappily, and he smiled inwardly as he realized that both of the people he loved were the same person.

"…Too bad you're gay."

"WHAT!"

Sailor Moon couldn't say anything more as Beryl suddenly appeared, and conjured up a black lightning bolt. It hit her squarely in the chest, and she flew back.

"G—Gods…" she gasped out as she hit the wall opposite the room. Beryl covered the ground between her and her opponent rather quickly, and sneered.

"Pathetic. Look at your senshi now, moon brat! They are dead!"

Sailor Moon winced. "Sogenlesser…"

"What?" Beryl leaned in closer.

"I said, so are your generals." And she swung a fist at Beryl's nose. It hit her head-on, and Moon cheered silently as she staggered up.

"Come on, Nega-scum, let's see you beat me now!" Beryl tenderly touched her nose, which was bleeding freely, and cackled.

"Fine then, brat! You asked for it!" The redhead turned around and raised her arms to the heavens. She uttered an unearthly shriek, and a fast and hard wind picked up. Several black shadows appeared around her, covering her up.

Sailor Moon was having trouble staying on the ground with the entire air stream, and screamed as she was abruptly lifted in the air. Her body rose higher, and higher, until she was spinning around Venus.

"Help me!" she cried. Venus held out her hands, and then glowered.

"You're too far! And my chain is tangled!" The wind suddenly stopped, and Sailor Moon screamed once more as she began to fall.

Venus suddenly lunged, catching onto her hand but bouncing back in the process, causing the chain to unravel rather quickly.

The two senshi clutched at each other and screeched as they began to fall.

Very short chapter, I'm sorry, but I have school and crud. (sighs) I swear, longer chapter next time. And does anyone think I should continue this into the R season?