All humor seems to have left me, but I will try desperately to finish this fanfic.
Disclaimer: If I owned Sailor Moon, this fic wouldn't be posted…ever.
"Minako-chan…this isn't safe, is it?"
"…"
"Minako-chan!"
"Listen, Usagi-chan, it may not be safe, but it's essential to your well-being!" The blonde turned around and put her night vision goggles back against her eyes. "Besides, you can't tell me you're not having fun!"
The two were dressed in their senshi uniforms, which had been dyed black. Minako had assured Usagi that the dye was temporary, and Luna and Artemis would not kill them and slice them apart with their claws of doom. They had painted black streaks on their cheeks and donned black beanies.
Usagi was afraid only because Minako had banned them from using their powers. She claimed it would alert their victim they were there. Now they dangled from steel lines, next to a window.
"Can you see anything, Minako-chan?" Usagi asked.
Minako sighed. "We have code-names, remember? Come on, you agreed to go on this mission; the least you could do is go through with it! Or you can leave, but I'm keeping the steel lines."
Usagi gulped and looked below. They were eighteen floors up, and she didn't relish the thought of climbing down without a safety harness.
"Fine…Eye-Candy. Can we finish this soon?" Minako checked once more, and nodded.
"Man-Hunk is asleep, I repeat, he is asleep. We'll go in now. Are you ready, Hot-Mama?"
Usagi put the weird device she still wasn't sure about against the window. Minako had ordered her to use it, and even though she was the princess, Usagi still felt… inferior to her. Maybe it had something to do with her favorite teddy bear dangling from a chain just above a piranha tank in the pet store. Damn Minako.
"Roger that Eye-Candy. What do I do?"
"Press the little red button, and stand back."
Usagi coughed. There were several little red buttons, and every one of them was blinking on the disc-like apparatus.
"The one with the blinking lights, Hot-Mama!"
Usagi stared at her for a moment, before randomly pressing a button and moving back. The disc stuck to the window for a moment, before a red light flashed from underneath it. Minako caught it right before it fell away, a good size chunk of the window coming with it.
"Cool…" Usagi, momentarily distracted, whispered.
Minako winked and stuck a hand through the window. She flicked something back, and slid the window open. The two swung inside and landed softly on the carpet, detaching their harnesses.
"There he is…" Minako spoke softly.
Usagi sighed as she saw a tuft of black hair peeking up from the covers. She snuck over and pulled the sheets back. Mamorou slept on, unaware of his visitors.
Usagi turned away from her study of his face when she heard a rustling noise. "Minako!" she hissed, "What do you think you're doing! Those are his drawers!"
Minako held up some boxers and grinned. "Yes they are!"
Usagi rolled her eyes and walked over. She grabbed onto the boxers and stuffed them back into the drawer. "You don't touch his stuff! He'll realize we've been here and then we're screwed! You hear me!"
But Minako wasn't listening. Rather, she was staring at something open-mouthed.
"What's so—," Usagi began, but stopped when she saw what Minako was staring at. "Oh, Gods…" The two exchanged a glance, before Usagi snapped up the object and ran to the window. She strapped on her safety harness and stuck a foot out of the window. She stopped when she realized Minako wasn't following her.
"Hot-Mama! He has black silk boxers! You know what this means. Don't you? He—,"
Fortunately, whatever revealing piece of information Minako was about to release was cut off when Usagi suddenly grabbed her hand and jumped out of the window. Minako's muffled shriek gave her great pleasure, although she did not admit it. As they swayed outside of the building, a huffing Minako attempted to clip on her safety harness before Usagi's grip gave up.
"You enjoyed that, didn't you!"
"No."
"Ooh, all the trouble I go through for you and this is what you do to thank me! You're an evil princess! Bad girl! Bad, bad girl!"
"I'm not a dog, Eye-Candy."
Before the other blonde could sufficiently berate her, Usagi let go. Minako almost screamed before she realized that she was all strapped in.
"Grr…"
Realizing the danger of the situation, Usagi held up her hands in the international symbol of peace.
"Heh, how about we get ice cream tomorrow? My treat!" This did not appease the sailor senshi of love, as she swung dangerously close to her leader.
"The movies! My treat!"
"I'll kill you…"
Usagi didn't like the homicidal gleam that seemed to be stuck in Minako's eyes. "Er, I'll go with you to the beach for a month so we can check out the hot guys!"
"So, Hot-Mama, let's get going!"
Usagi opened one eye and found herself staring at nothing.
"Come on, slowpoke!"
She glanced up and saw Minako, perched on the edge of the building and busily removing her equipment. With a relieved sigh, Usagi climbed up afterwards. She had a busy day tomorrow.
O.o What am I going to make the senshi do? What was the item found in Mamorou's drawer? What was that information Minako was going to reveal? Where are the other senshi? What about the generals? Is this a senshi general fic? Where did Minako get that disc? Will Mr. Snookums ever be freed from Minako's chain? What is with all these awful questions? Find out in the next update, which might be the last!
