Author's Note: This idea came to my head after seeing a comedy show in tv. They had to act to the subject "Help! I am hetero!". So blame the insanity of the show and my imagination for this to come here.
"James, dear whatever is wrong with you?" Lily asked James in concern sitting down on the bed where James was currently lying on the bed looking immensely frustrated about something. As she didn't get answer at first, she reached out and stroked gently through James's hair waiting patiently to get some kind of answer.
"Lily.. I am heterosexual!" James then suddenly exclaimed as if it was the worst thing in the world that could ever happen to him.
Lily snorted letting a small laugh follow. She looked down at James with an amused expression wondering if her new won boyfriend had finally lost his sense of sanity, or if he was suffering from some kind of horrible disease.
"James I know that… and everyone else does as well, what is so wrong about it?" Lily asked as she finally found some words to say.
"Didn't you hear what I said? I am heterosexual! Look at everyone around me, Sirius and Remus are gay… the half of the Slytherin dorm have it with each other, and did you see those Hufflepuff girls the other day!" James answered exasperated looking up at Lily with wide and pleading eyes. However before Lily could answer anything to that he added something to complete the whole mess.
"What if heterosexuality is an illness! And I have to go to hospital to be treated for it!"
At those words Lily couldn't hold it any longer and she felt in to a fit of warm laughter. She laughed for some time and as she slowly calmed down, leaned down and pressed a light kiss against James's lips.
"Does this feel wrong?" she asked as she pulled away a light chuckle coming from her throat.
James shook his head, feeling suddenly quite disorientated and then shook his head slowly sitting up in bed, suddenly wondering of what this was all about and why he couldn't remember of what had happened during the last few minutes.
Lily took James's silence as a no and leant back to lean against James's chest, sighing happily as she felt his arms wrap around his waist.
"So do you think it's still bad to be heterosexual?" she whispered quietly, just wanting to make sure that James finally forgot about the subject and returned back to being his old normal self.
"Huh?"
"Ohh just forget it," Lily mumbled swatting her boyfriend gently behind the head and then capturing his lips for a passionate kiss, making sure that his mind was distracted as much as possible.
