KIF: I'm now obsessed with FMA and YYH...so I have no clue where this'll be going...

I don't own FMA or YYH...hell I don't even own my pants...

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Edward Elric was laying on a tree, on a nice sunny day, when he saw a black shadow flit across the park. Great...I guess I should check this out.

Ed jumped down from the tree and ran after the flitting shadow.

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Kurama was walking down the streets of Central looking for his little fire youkai love. I wonder where he went this time. All of a sudden Kurama found himself on the cold hard ground.

"Ooomph." Kurama looked up into beautiful obsidian eyes. The obsidian eyes belonged to a gorgeous man. Upon looking at the name tag on his uniform, Kurama found that the man's name was Roy Mustang.

"You should watch where you're going Miss." Roy said rather coldly.

Kurama looked up at him, "I'm terribly sorry and I'm a boy."

Roy looked quite shocked and flustered, "Oh, I'm uh sorry." He gave a sheepish shrug.

Kurama sighed, "It's all right, now if you'll excuse me, I must find my friend Hiei."

"Oh I'm looking for my friend Ed. We might as well look together."

"All right." Kurama started off.

He's an odd guy. Roy then walked after.

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Shit! Where did that fucking shadow go? Ed looked around frantically. He noticed a shadow in the corner of his eye. "Aha! There you are freaky shadow thing!"

Ed clapped his hands and made a cage around the shadow.

"Let me out of here!" A familiar voice said.

"T-taisa!"

"No, I'm Wrath. Of course its me you baka chibi!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO FREAKIN SHORT THAT YOU NEED AND ULTRA POWERFUL MICROSCOPE TO EVEN GLIMPSE HIM...AND THAT THERE IS NO MICROSCOPE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EVEN MAKE OUT WHAT COLOUR IT IS!"

Kurama chuckled. "I take it this is the Ed you were looking for?"

Roy sighed. "Yeah."

"Hey fox."

Ed looked over. "You're that stupid shadow I was following!"

Hiei looked at Ed blankly. "Hn."

Kurama chuckled some more. "Hiei where were you?"

"I needed some alone time."

Roy got one of those red vein thingies and looked rather ticked. (A/N hehe I don't remember what they're called exactly ;;)

"ED JUST GET US OUT OF HERE!"

"Sheesh...baka Taisa, hold your wild mustangs." Ed decontrusted the cage.

Kurama turned and started walking with Hiei. "Well it's been interesting, but we should be going."

Ed looked over at them startled. "Yeah, well it was nice umm capturing you."

Kurama chuckled, but stayed silent and walked on.

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Ed blew on his cup of coffee. "Today was interesting."

Roy looked over at his small lover. "Yes it was. I wonder who they were."

Ed sat back looking content. "I don't know, or care."

Ed got a mischievious glint in his eye, set his cup of coffee down and kissed Roy.

Roy opened his eyes wide in surprise then kissed back. Ed ended the kiss. "Right now the only thing I care about is my love for you."

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KIF: Umm...well that was just random actually...

Ed: Extremely

Roy: What have you been smoking?

KIF: If I was smoking there would of been some hilarity not umm generality?

Hiei: Baka-onna.

KIF: How do you know I'm a girl...?

all: (sweatdrop)

Well review...umm I'm just weird lol