"Lex, what the hell are you doing?" Clark asked tentatively.

It was early, 6am, but he new Lex would be up. So he 'sped' by for a visit. Lex was not in the mansion's office, so he wandered upstairs. There found Lex in his silk pajama bottoms. There was a towel slung over his shoulder. He was shirtless. He was holding a razor. A really, really nice men's razor.

"Well, Clark bald is beautiful." Lex gave a sheepish grin, and set down the razor by the sink's edge.

"So you shave your head every morning?"

Lex nodded.


(Ha! I bet you didn't see that coming! Also, none of the characters are mine, the end!)