disclaimer: Inuyasha belongs to Takahashi-sensei. But that's what fantasies are for!
Isit on the couch, totally bored, phone in one hand, chatting with Hotaru and Hara.
Me: I'm totally bored.
Hotaru: Me too.
Hara: yawn I'm the most bored. pulls out large weapon Anyone disagree?
Me & Hotaru: No!
Suddenly a very large light bulb appears above my head.
Me: Let's have a sleepover at my place!
Hotaru: Let's invite anime characters!
Hara: Not that that's possible or anything. Please don't get ideas.
(Ten Minutes Later)
The first guests to arrive are Kagome and Kikyo.
Kagome: Hi! Since I'm just the product of someone's imagination I don't get how this works, but, okay!
Kikyo: I'm wearing 21st century clothes. Help me.
Hotaru: Yay! The first guests are here!
We shove their stuff on the floor. Briiing
Hara: The doorbell rang.
mad stampede to the door
Rin: A scary man was following us!
Everyone: Poor baby! hugs for Rin
Sango: That's just Miroku!
Everyone: That's even worse. more hugs for Rin
The last guests are Kanna and Kagura.
Kagura: Yo.
Kanna: …
Hotaru: Well, it looks like everyone is here. What now?
Me: Good point. I didn't plan that far ahead.
Hotaru: I know! Let's watch "Inuyasha"!
Anime Characters: …
Hotaru puts on an Inuyasha DVD and we sit, eyes glued to the screen, for the next three hours.
Kagome: Am I really that stupid?
Everyone: Yes!
Okay, the show is over. What next?
Sango: Okay, the show is over, Hana. What next?
Me: I hate it when you read my mind!
Sango: (to Hotaru) Is she, umm, feeling well?
Me: Oh no! The little voices in the wall can smell us! AAAAH!
Everyone: …
Now that the question of my definitely questionable sanity has been solved, we settle down to gorge on pizza, soda, and ice cream, because sugar highs are our friends!
Hotaru: Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar!
Rin: Hurray for sugar!
After the food is gone and Hotaru and Rin have been sedated we sit in a circle to do what everyone knows girls do best, gossip and make rude remarks!
Sango: I wish Miroku would get a life.
sympathetic nods
Hotaru: Sessh-chan! drools He's the most perfect bishounen ever to be in a shojo manga… Oh, my Sesshy!
Rin: thoughtful look My lord Sesshomaru said he hated stupid human fangirls!
Hotaru: Nooooooo! My life is ruined! He doesn't even know me and he hates me! bursts into tears
Me: Naraku is hotter.
Everyone: …
Me: Not that I like him or anything!
Everyone: …
Me: I don't secretly stare at pictures of Naraku before I go to bed. I'm not in love with a demon. Why are you all looking at me funny?
Everyone: ...
Kagome: Inuyasha is so brave…
Kikyo: The way he always charges in to chop things to small gory pieces…
Kagome: And so handsome…
Kikyo: With his long white hair and soulful amber eyes…
lovelorn sigh
The rest of us: giggle
And then…
Kagome: Quit talking about my boyfriend!
Kikyo: Well he was my boyfriend first!
The rest of us watch in amusement as they try to strangle each other with leftover cheese from the pizza.
Sango: Isn't it amusing how they're trying to-
Me: SHUT UP!
Sango: Oh yeah? Hirai kotsu!
Me: Oh crap, not the antique lamp!
Hara: reaching for sakabato as her eyes turn yellow
Hotaru: Umm, Hara, that's the wrong anime…
Hara: raising weapon Wanna bet?
Hotaru: Not particularly. looks innocent
Me: Okay, okay, let's all calm down and get our pajamas on.
Everyone looks at me for a moment, then they continue fighting.
Antique lamp: Crash.
Antique vase: Boom.
Antique gum on floor: Splat.
Me: EVERYONE SHOVE IT AND GO PUT ON PJ"S!
At last the fighting stops and while I try unsuccessfully to glue the lamp and vase back together the guests get ready for bed.
Kanna: I don't think vases are supposed to light up.
Me: Whatever.
We spread sleeping bags out on the den floor and sit for a moment. Then Hara comes up with the idea of the century.
Hara: Let's listen to some relaxing heavy metal!
Kagura: Music? Oh, I know this awesome new dance! reaches for fan
I stare at the large hole in the ceiling. I wonder if mom will ever let me have sleepovers again.
Sango: I wonder I your mom will ever-
Me: NO MORE MIND READING!
Moral of the story: Don't invite anime characters to sleepovers.
Author's notes-
Although Hara has seen Rurouni Kenshin several times, the only aspect of it that stuck was the idea of hacking people with a backwards sword.
I don't suffer from insanity, I love it! The little voices rock!
and
Yes, Hara is the kind of person who finds heavy metal "relaxing".
