I own nothin, cept Jess


"Looks like we'll need a new manager." said Double D.
"What was your first clue," said Eddy as he slammed the phone back down.
He started to stare at Jessica. "What?" She asked."Nothing." he sighed "we'll be looking all over the place just to find a new manager. Oh well, It's time to let everyone in anyways." So, as Eddy walked to the doors, Ed and Double D got ready, and Jessica sat down.
When Eddy openned the door, he gave a big smile and said, "Hi! I'm Eddy,
and..." Then, all of the people came in trampling Eddy. Jessica giggled as she watched poor little Eddy get up from being trampled on. When Eddy got up and dusted himself off, he went up to the stage and tried to say again, "Hi! I'm Eddy and..." Then he was interupted by a familar voice, "Get on with it dork!" Kevin. Yep. Kevin. That dum 3 haired big chin dum dummy head Kevin. I wonder how he got in this scene? Perhaps his mother dropped him off. Or he came through a teleportation divice that he got from the monster who drank out of the toilet. Actually that's not Kevin at all. It's really a tape recorder Edd & Ed were messin with. But poor Eddy didn't know that. So he started to yell, and yell, and yell even more. But every time Eddy would say something, 'Kevin' would say something back. So every one started to leave. Except Jessica, she knew it would be better to stay inside with that crazy manager out there. After Eddy got tired of yelling, he pulled back the curtains that were behind him and saw Edd & Ed laughing hystarically by a tape recorder.
"Grrrrrr!" said Eddy and was getting ready to pounce on the both of them but stopped short. He started to sniff, and floated over to Jessica. (If you saw the one Episode with The money tree, then you know what I mean)
He floated in front of Jessica's face and then noticed what he was doing.
He fell to the floor and staired at Jessica. "What?" she asked. "Oh"
She said and pulled a 50 dollar bill out of her pocket and held it far from Eddys reach. He started to play puppy with her. He did every command Jess told him to do, just to get the 50 dollars.
"Stop fulling around guys, we have to get ready for the next show," Said Edd.
"Next show?" asked Jess. "Isn't your next show in 5 hours, 53 min, and 3.2 sec?" (The show they just had was at noon)
The Eds staired at Jess in amasment.
"Well that's what happens when your related to Nicola Tessla," She said.
"Your related to Nicola Tessla!" Said Double D surprised with a smile on his face.
"Yeah. He's my great, great, great, great, great, great uncle." (Look, I don't know anything about this guy. So I don't know how old he is, OK)
"Really!" Double D's eyes grew wide and hearts started to form in his eyes.
"Not!" Jess yelled and laughed histarically. "Actually, I had a great tutor"
"Who?" Asked Eddy.
"Oh he's just the most wonderful, humerouse, the most handsome guy in the whole world." She said dreamly.
"S-so you got a (gulp) b-boyfriend?" Eddy stuttered.
"Uh, yeah. Anywho, why do you guys need to get ready for the next show so early"
asked Jess.
"It's because bananas will eat us if we don't." Said Ed.
"No Ed." Said Edd, "It's because our man-a-ger..." then he rememerd Eddy fired their manager. Edd smiled.
"Yo D, you have no manager." Said Jess.
"That's right!" said Eddy. "So that means," Eddy walked toward the door and started to open the door, but closed it right away. It seems his ex-manager was standiing by the door with a scowl across his face. "Uh...is there a back way?"