Epilogue

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl.

A/N: This (very short) update is dedicated to refloc. Thankyou so much for all the reviews!

Haven's City Times

What goes around, comes around

We printed an article last week saying that Captain Holly Short's baby wasn't the child of her husband and that she had married him under false pretences. After reading this Holly was furious, she told us herself, "I couldn't believe it. I'd just got home from work when I saw the paper; I went straight around to see Trouble as we were temporarily separated. I could tell he wasn't sure what to think, who to believe."

We also had Retrieval One's Captain Trouble Kelp in for interviewing. "Looking back, I have no idea how I doubted Holly, but I was caught up in the stress of our break up, which involved the same person that concocted all this rubbish in the first place."

The couple has been DNA tested, and Trouble is definitely the biological father. Therefore our 'reliable source' has been proved to be unreliable and has lost the right to anonymity.

Jennifer Helston was the Police Plaza receptionist until yesterday, when she was fired for invoking the officer's privacy.

Trouble is currently considering raking her to court for harassment.

But will Jennifer lie low? I very much doubt it…


A/N: It's all over. I hope you enjoyed reading it, as much as I did writing it. Now, so long people, until I write my next, ahem, masterpiece.

Bye for now!