Ron Stoppable: Eraser for the NSA p 6
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. Wish I did though.
Tracking the Sleepers and Fatal Interrogations
Back at the school, Kim, Ron and Ronnie get into Ron's Humvee, Ron giving Ronnie a hand up in there. When he's seated in there, he smiles and closes the door. He gets into the driver's seat and looks over at Kim, wearing a smile on her face. She looks over at her beau and her smile intensifies.
She then says, "When this is done, we've got some things to discuss. Particularly you missing ten years of our son's life." Ron nods in agreement and smiles warmly at her, breaking into his silliest grin. This gets Kim going in peals of laughter, as he has reserved his silliest grin only for her.
Ron smiles again and says, "On that note, here we go, my family." He then thinks, 'I like the sound of that. A family.' He starts the Humvee and proceeds to head to her house and catch up with the Possibles and maybe catch some sleep.
Ronnie jumps up and down excitedly and says, "I've never ridden in a Humvee before, Daddy. Were you excited when you started driving it?"
Ron replies, "Sure was, Ronnie. Also a little nervous. You see, this was once a Motor Pool vehicle. And no, I don't mean as in a vehicle swimming pool for motors." Ronnie lets out a massive laugh, with Kim and Ron joining in. Ron shakes his head and says, "No one really knows why they call it a Motor Pool. Guess it sounds a lot better than Vehicle Storage Facility."
Kim giggles and says, "I'll say it does. I take it you bought it when it's tour of duty was over."
Ron nods and replies, "Sure did. I've got a full arsenal in the back there, ready for any sitch that requires violence to be used." Shortly, they arrive at the Possible house. They all go inside and answer a volley of questions from Kim's parents, particularly where Ron's been for the past ten years. Ron then sighs and tells them the whole story, except the top secret portions.
Then they turn in for rest, with Ron sleeping on the couch, his Desert Eagle at the ready. His senses ever sharp, he maintains a strong grip on the arm, being careful not to engage the trigger unless he feels there is danger nearby. Kim slips downstairs and looks in on him, knowing Special Forces guys are able to sleep with their eyes open. She gets closer to Ron and gets a closer look at his firearm. Flat black, with holes in the top of the muzzle, possibly to help with the recoil and muzzle flip.
She is then startled to hear him ask, "Can't sleep much, KP? Maybe it'll help if you were closer to me and you feel safer that way." Kim blushes and slides over onto his side of the sofa, kissing him gently and with passion.
She says, "Ever since the night we made love, I felt I'd see you again. At times, though, I was scared to go through it all without you at my side. When Ronnie was born, I was hoping you'd show up and make me feel whole again. Here we are now, ten years later. I'm a single Mom and you're a top notch killer of psychopaths. Who would have thought?"
Ron chuckles lightly and says, "Yeah, certainly not me. After all, I was once a soft, gentle guy forced to adapt to a world that is full of hard knocks. That's when I learned I have a natural talent for finding creative ways to handle crazy people."
Kim giggles at that and says, "You got that right, Ron. When we find Josh and Bonnie, how do you want to handle them? Nail gun, plastic explosives up their rear ends?"
Ron mulls this over and replies, "Interesting ideas, KP. But I've got something better in mind. I've been wanting to do an interrogation at a parking garage. When we find them, we'll do it there." At that, the two lovers fall asleep in each other's arms.
The next morning, Kim, Ron and Ronnie wake up and get ready for the day ahead. Ron is wearing a sturdy work shirt and a shoulder holster. Kim is wearing her usual business attire, given she works in an office, only today she's off and looking forward to finding the sleeper agents and interrogating them. Ronnie comes downstairs along with his Uncles Jim and Tim. The tweebs had grown considerably, except they still like to build weird inventions.
Kim says, "Guys, don't put any weird ideas into your nephew's head. He almost blew up my neighborhood with one of your project ideas." The tweebs smile at that and Kim slaps her forehead.
She looks over at Ron, cleaning his Desert Eagle. She smiles at the way he picks up and puts things down. He then reassembles the massive gun, slides a magazine in and primes it, putting it on safety with the hammer back. He slides it into the holster and grins.
That done, he says, "Let's go find and interrogate a pair of sleepers, KP and son." Kim and Ronnie grin in reply and they all head out to the Humvee. The Possibles look out the window and watch them get into the massive vehicle and drive away.
Mr. Dr. Possible says, "I hope he goes easy on them. They may be terrorists, but they're still people."
Mrs. Dr. Possible shakes her head and says, "Doubtful, very doubtful. Given his training, they'll probably wind up dead during the interrogation."
Kim, Ron and Ronnie first head for the last known address for Josh and finds he's been staying in a hotel with Bonnie for the last eight years ever since they returned from the Middle East learning various cultures and customs.
They go to the hotel and get the room number from the clerk. Ron hands Ronnie a small gun and tells him not to fire unless he has to. They get to the room and Ron draws the Desert Eagle and kicks the door in, interrupting Josh and Bonnie in the middle of intimacy with one another. Bonnie has a bandage on her upper left arm, wrapped completely around her bicep.
Ron says, "Ronnie, you best stay outside, son. Your eyes are too young for this scene. Wait for us at the Humvee." Ronnie quietly nods and goes back outside. Ron turns back to Bonnie and Josh, saying, "It's a good thing my son just went back outside. I don't want him vomiting from the sight of you two in the buff. I'm surprised I haven't started chucking yet. Now, get some clothes on. I'm taking you in for interrogation."
He holds his gun on them as they dress. Ron then brings out some tuff cuffs, hands the Desert Eagle to Kim and binds their wrists together. When they're securely bound, Ron holsters his gun and leads them out to the Humvee. Ronnie opens the back doors and steps to the side, allowing his parents to load Bonnie and Josh into the back seats.
When Ron closes the doors, he, Kim and Ronnie sit together in the front, Ronnie holding the smaller gun, a black 9mm Baby Eagle, at their 'guests'. Shortly, they arrive at the interrogation site and Bonnie says, "I thought you're taking us in to be interrogated. This is not an NSA building, it's a parking garage, you freaky loser."
Ron smilies/chuckles sinisterly and replies, "Whoever said I'm taking you to an NSA facility? I sure didn't. Did you, KP? How about you, Ronnie?" Both shake their heads no and smile just as sinisterly. Ron then goes on and says, "No, this is an idea I've been toying with for a while, but couldn't find anyone crazy enough to participate. Now, here you are. Two crazy sleeper agents, the perfect opportunity to try a new interrogation technique. And here we are, the top floor. NSA special interrogations, terrorist imbeciles and their sleepers."
He stops the Humvee and turns around. He then says, "KP, I do believe it's proper manners for a lady to go first. Even though Bonnie is no lady, I say we let her go first anyway." Kim nods in agreement and they both exit the Humvee. She opens the door that Bonnie is at while Ron goes to get a small piece of rope and an extra large set of tuff cuffs. She drags Bonnie out and holds her at bay until Ron comes back to her side and puts a tuff cuff around Bonnie's ankles.
Bonnie starts freaking out and screaming, "I thought you're going to interrogate us! You're tying my ankles together! What kind of interrogation technique is this?"
Ron chuckles and says, "Hop on over to my office, Bonnie." He pulls her by her arm and ties the rope around the tuff cuff. He hands the other end to Kim, who then understands what he has in mind and ties the end of the rope to the front bumper. Kim then looks inside the Humvee at Josh and smiles savagely. She turns back around and sees Ron put Bonnie onto the railing of the wall.
Bonnie sees what's going on and starts laughing, saying, "You don't have the balls to do it, you wimpy loser!" Ron smiles cruelly at her and pushes her off the railing, hearing her scream as she falls. The rope goes taut and Ron starts pulling her back up.
When he gets her back up, he quips, "You look a little green there, Bonnie. Ready to talk yet?"
Bonnie gulps loudly and recovers enough to say, "You may think you're tough, but you're still a wimp in my book." He smiles again and pushes her over the side, again. She screams again as she falls until she feels the rope go taut and then being pulled back up.
Ron snickers and says, "This is your last chance, Bonnie. Talk, or you will be dying for betraying your country."
Bonnie sneers and says, "You wouldn't dare. You're way too soft, Jewish, infidel loser."
Ron sighs and removes the rope from her ankles, saying, "Happy trails. Be sure to say hi to Satan for me." He pushes her back over the side and she screams until she goes splat all over the street below.
Kim is in shock over what had just happened and she recovers enough to ask, "Ready for the next contestant, Ron?"
Ron replies, "I sure am, KP. Bring out my next victim. Oops, I mean subject for interrogation." Kim giggles and brings Josh out to Ron and helps Ron tie his ankles to the rope and puts Josh on the railing.
Kim then says, "You now know that Ron is very serious about this interrogation session. This is your only chance, Josh. Talk to me and I'll tell Ron to let you go." She shows Josh the sight on the street below and he blanches at the sight.
He recovers and says, "I don't buy it for one minute, Kim. He's still a wimp. Just like you are, you puny, infidel whore." Kim smiles and pushes Josh over the side, listening to him scream in fear as he plummets. The rope then goes taut and he screams out, "Okay, I believe you! Pull me up and I'll tell you what you want to know!" Kim nods at Ron and they both pull him up.
Kim asks, "Where is Abu Ahmad?"
Josh replies, "He's in Portland, Oregon. He's planning to buy enough Plutonium to wipe the Great Satan off the face of the earth and establish an Islamic haven for our noble brothers. I've told you what you want to know. Now, let me go!" Kim nods for him to do so.
Ron chuckles and says, "Sure thing, bubba." He cuts the rope, sending Josh screaming down into the street below, right beside Bonnie's dead body. Ron then bends down and puts down a small eraser, Kim seeing this and choosing not to ask.
Kim looks down at the sight and cringes. She then says, "At least you have a sense of humor still. Not to mention a very good aim. Right beside Bonnie's body." They both have a good laugh as they return to the Humvee.
Ronnie puts the Baby Eagle down as they get back in and asks, "What happened to Bonnie and Josh?"
Kim and Ron shrug, Ron saying, "We let them go."
Kim snorts and adds, "Literally."
